Murderok the Horny
Gryff the Hung *like a horse*
Gryff and Muderok had followed Maher and Nadira to the top of the tower both having to lean down to prevent knocking their heads on the ceiling. The smell of the chamber was less than inspiring and the sight of the chest did little to encourage them. Gryff picked up the note and read it's contents.
"It's for you." He said handing the note to Maher. Without waiting for much by the way of confirmation Gryff turned to Murderok. "Nothing to hit on the head here Murd, but there is a bomb and a riddle, how about we go downstairs back to that big cat." Gryff turned to Maher and Nadira. "Hey guys, if you think you've gone and fucked up, please scream out so Murd and I can spend the last moments before it goes off playing wishbone with the Big Cats limbs.
Heading back down the stairs the two mercenaries went back downstairs to the big cat and decided that it'd be more fun if each grabbed a foreleg and hindleg each. A quick game of Scissors, Paper, Rock later and Murderok planned to take the left side of the big cat. "Now lissen here pussy." Murd remarked as he looked at the big cat. "Iffn our pals up there don't get this bomb right, our last moments will be tearing you in two, so be a good pussy and don't give us any trouble, or i'll take you like a farmers daughter looking for a good time, am I clear?"