“Nope. Not a mechanical problem…” Eight continued to muse as he pulled himself out from the underside of the TARDIS console, screwdriver in hand. “So what’s wrong?” he asked, placing his hands on top of the console again. He thought back to anything that might’ve happened recently to leave her in a less-than-optimal state. He paced around the interior a bit, struggling to think of what could’ve happened. His eyes wandering as he thought, his gaze landed on a cup of tea he’d left sitting on a table. He took a sip. It had started to get cold, as he never did finish it, instead having gotten distracted by… oh.
“Oh. Oh no.” he spoke up, hastily setting the tea down again as he scurried into the cloister room. “That shouldn’t even be possible.” he told himself. But, sure enough, an enormous crack was visible across the Eye of Harmony, leaking wisps of TARDIS energy. Rushing over to the Eye and looking it over more closely, he noticed familiar, translucent green slime remaining around the cracks. “The Master’s alive…?!” he whispered, astonished.
Frantically, he looked around the surrounding area for any more reptilian ghost slime. Tracking that maniac down had immediately become #1 priority. Unfortunately, though, he didn’t see any sort of trail that had been left. He ran his fingers through his hair in somewhat of a panic, thinking desperately of what to do next — where to even begin searching inside of something as grand as the TARDIS.
Thinking fast, he ran back into the console room, and did the only thing he could think of to do. “Master!” he called out, bellowing so loudly his voice nearly echoed inside the TARDIS corridors. “I know you’re in here somewhere!” he yelled. “I know you’re still alive! …Somehow!” he continued shouting, turning his head in various directions as he awaited some sort of response. When none came, he continued to call out to the emptiness: “Well come on, then! Show yourself already!!”
Because clearly this would be the best time for some stranger to just waltz right into the madman’s box.