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2 yrs ago
republicans be like yeah you have to have the child but when its born I hate it. i will personally come and kick it and then eat a full meal in front of it. loser!
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log off u weirdo
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4 yrs ago
this whole election lawsuit stuff is just a cover up because they're not sure how to announce that Jeb! won in a landslide
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people just be making statuses with no thought. i run my statuses through 3 independent corporate panels and a top secret military AI before posting. high quality
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im just saying you're dodgy
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Tom was gradually getting more and more annoyed - what kind of damn apartment building didn't have a list of the people that lived there next to the apartments that they lived in. It was ridiculous. He got out his phone and was about to text Angie when he heard the door open, and turned around to see the sight of a teenage girl that he recognised well walk up to him, quickly brush past him and say an apartment number, before Patricia got into the elevator and went presumably up to Angie's apartment. Well, he supposed that meant that something was actually happening here. There was no need for Tom to wait for the elevator, he simply strolled over to the staircase and floated up the space in the middle, reaching the floor Angie's apartment was on in no time.

As he walked to apartment, as if confirming Patricia's earlier words, a text from Angie came through that verified that her apartment was indeed the one that Patricia had mentioned to him. He strolled up and knocked on the door, being let in soon after and joining the others. That was odd, though... Why were there only four people, surely for planning a party of such magnitude there would need to be others... and the tiny group of four was missing key players like Blake, Jamie, Felix, who Tom thought should be involved directly in plans for a celebration at H.E.R.O One. Tom grabbed some food and ate, his suspicions still raised as he did so.

Brie, of course, quickly shattered the illusion that this was the planning committee for some wild party by dropping that folder in front of them. He wanted to say something in brief protest, but decided against it and the words died in his throat. Tom stopped eating and flicked through some of the documents, half of his attention on those and the other listening to what Brie had to say. He recognised these heroes that were taken, even though he had never interacted with them in his life. He also recognised the Guglianos, of course, and was thankful he had never had any interactions with any of those.

The planning took a decent amount of time, but Tom was engaged, dropping suggestions here and there. He couldn't deny that this was going to be pretty fun. It wasn't jumping from skyscraper to skyscarper in pursuit of a villain, but it was going undercover in the most dangerous mafia in the whole city, perhaps in the whole world. If that wasn't an adventure, then nothing was. They had to do some shit first - in his case he was looking for clues, but after that it was fake moustaches, fake Italian names and trying to watch Patty pretend to be a hardened mafioso. Although, obviously, he would hope that her impression was good enough that she didn't get them all killed.

When Patricia and Brie had left, he turned to Angelica.

"Well... I guess we should get going on our part, then."

@Amethyst


Tom watched as William appeared shortly after he did, no doubt waiting for Brie just like he was. Well, that of all things definitely wasn't a surprise. He expected a couple more, but he supposed he was the only one actually curious about what was going on. William's reason for being here most likely wasn't pure curiosity about just what Powers wanted with her. The two didn't share any words as Tom watched the few stragglers left filing out of the hall, each of them looking up at him at first with a look of surprise, then one of slight annoyance, in turn. He gave the last one a small wave before they scuttled away down the corridor, joining a group of people conversing not too far away. He didn't recognise any of them and he felt his eyes glaze over them as he watched them for a second before turning back to the door of the hall.

It was a few minutes before Brie appeared, where she proceeded to walk directly into Will's chest. Tom rolled his eyes, waving back at her as she addressed him, before he leaned forward slightly and watched the upside-down conversation now proceeding in front of him. He eyed up the manilla folder as she held it out. What secrets could the folder entail? Information about a suspension? Something about ICOSA? It seemed not... the folder allegedly contained information about Brie's parents. Tom couldn't help but take notice of Brie's eyes flicking about everywhere, but before either him or Will could ask anything else, she was gone, speedwalking down the hall. "That was weird, right?" he said absentmindedly to Will, before he shrugged and flipped back down, heading out of the hall himself. He didn't have hero patrol today - but he was still going to go out and float about the skyscrapers for a few hours, see if he could spot anything.

A little while later, and Tom was on a deck chair on a building, sipping a can of energy drink and looking down at the streets below. Seemed like a pretty boring day today. He felt his phone buzz, and picked it up, not expecting it to be anything interesting. But, it did turn out to be something interesting. A text from Brie... about a party! Well, he could always go for a good party. Angie's wasn't too far away from where he was now, so he picked up his drink and began the short float over. Soon enough he had reached her apartment building. He had no idea what number she lived at, so he floated down to the door of the lobby and stepped inside, looking around for wherever the information about who lived in what apartment was. He didn't spot anything. He supposed he would wait here for someone else attending the party to arrive.



The meeting was obviously a large one, and so it took a while for all of the heroes that had been stuffed into HERO One to fan back out across the city for their various duties that day, most of which simply involved patrolling the streets to look out for any crimes or villains that the legions of H.E.R.O could spot. It was turning out to be a pretty quiet day - one might even consider it a boring one, especially after the hype of the earlier meeting. C-Tier hero Stinger certainly thought so. Walking around the streets for hours on end was pointless - he at least deserved a break. So, he ducked into an alleyway and pulled out a cigarette, lighting it up. But that turned out to be a mistake. Before he knew what was happening, he felt an arm around his neck and sensed the sweet smell of chloroform filling his nostrils.

Stinger awoke with a jump. He took immediate note of the the fact that he was tied to a chair. His hands were tied in a way that pushed the palms into his back. After that, he took note of his surroundings. He was in an empty wooden room, completely silent, with darkness filling the corners, as the light filtering in from the slits in the door were not enough to fully illuminate the small room. Trying to regain all his senses, Stinger felt his heart skip a beat as something emerged from the shadows in the corner of the room. It was a man, tall and thin. He was dressed in casual, ordinary clothes from the neck down, but his face was covered in an old looking gas mask. The man seemed to consider Stinger for a moment, before taking another step forward, leaning over slightly.

"State your codename, tier, and power." Came a voice from below the gas mask, ever so slightly muffled. It was certainly a cold voice, but it wasn't emotionless. Stinger spluttered slightly. "What... Huh?" He looked back up at the man, who said again simply - "State your codename, tier, and power.". Stinger paused, his mind racing. He suddenly had a small epiphany, and audibly gasped. "Hang on... I know you! You're-" But Stinger was rudely interrupted. The man's voice was now audibly annoyed, filled with malice. "I'm not going to ask you again. State your codename, tier, and power.". He leaned forward and placed his hand on Stinger's leg. That seemed to be enough of a threat.

"S-Stinger. C-Tier. I can make poison tipped spikes from my hands." He said, clearly not willing to defy what this man wanted any longer. "Good thing I made sure those hands are against your back, then." The man mused. A silence fell over the scene, before Stinger broke it. "What do you want with me?" The man removed his hand from Stinger's leg, and stood up to his full height. "Nothing much, truthfully. I just want to know why exactly it seemed that every hero in the city was called into H.E.R.O One this morning." Stinger looked up again. Really, was that all this man wanted?

"It was just... Director Powers was just giving a meeting. There's been too much collateral damage recently, apparently, and so... So H.E.R.O is being inspected." He finished. The man continued to stand still. "Inspection? Inspection by who?" Stinger paused for a moment, before firmly deciding that this wasn't information that he wanted to risk his life over. His pay was nowhere near high enough for that. "ICOSA. ICOSA is bringing in some international heroes to... to act as a check on our ones, I guess.".

The man sighed heavily. That piece of information seemed to have annoyed him. "And did anything else happen in this meeting apart from that announcement?". Stinger shook his head, and then stopped. "Well... Powers called a girl to speak to him after the meeting." The man's silence indicated to Stinger that he should go into more detail. "Um... It was... Brianna Hart." The man chuckled. "I don't care about what her real name was. What's her codename?" Stinger nervously thought for a couple of moments, before what he thought was her codename came to mind. "Static... I think, I'm not sure.

The man nodded. "I'm done with you." He leaned down placing his hands on the ropes that bound Stinger to the chair. A slight sizzling noise could be heard, before Stinger was free to stand, which he did so quickly. "You are to leave, then walk to a police officer or another hero to get your hands free. Tell them that Dweller or someone tied you up. If you tell them what really happened, I'll know, and I'll see to it you don't make it back home." Stinger went to take a step forward. In an instant, the man thrust his hand forward into Stinger's back, where it came out of the front of his chest. Stinger was, of course, dead instantly, as his heart had been completely disintegrated. His lifeless body stood standing for a second before it fell over.

Caustic chuckled, taking off his gas mask to reveal the pale, tired-looking face underneath. He looked down at the body below him - he'd deal with it later. For now he was pondering on what he had heard. So, ICOSA was in town, towing along behind them some top heroes from around the world. That would certainly pose an annoyance, as an increase in the number of heroes always did. And if they actually made the heroes of Castleburg somewhat competent, that would also pose an annoyance. Hugo Powers talking to the heroine named Static also flashed over his mind, but it was probably something completely inane. ICOSA agents were fairly easy to distinguish from regular people, maybe he should try and pick one up later. He bent down, picking Stinger's wallet out of his trousers and pulling some money out of that. For now, however, he could do with a spot of lunch.


It wasn't very often that Tom and Blake as a pair let had a villain escape from their grasp. He supposed it wasn't exactly their fault - when Blake had been very evidently taken out by the poison dart to his neck, it wasn't as if Tom could exactly leave him lying there and go after Greenhouse. So he grabbed Blake and floated them away to get some medical attention, watching the old lady escape in her vines as the ambleweeds in his sight died steadily as she crept away further and further. At least, if Thomas gained anything from this entire situation, he would make sure not to be too trusting of any old ladies in the future. But that was the nature of Castleburg - absolutely anyone could turn out to be a villain with totally unexpected powers.

But now Tom was sitting in the auditorium, waiting for Powers speech to begin. He could tell something was up, obviously, but that didn't stop him from being bored out of his mind waiting for the damn thing to just start and get over with. He was involved in an absentminded conversation with some random hero girl he had only seen a couple of times before, but the conversation was only partly holding his attention, and he was floating a coin up and down in his hands as another outlet to pass the time. He could only make partial guesses about what this whole thing was going to be about. It had to be something major, as every damn hero in the organisation was sitting here, creating a buzz of noise. He spotted a couple of his friends in the crowd, who looked equally as bored as him. He also caught sight of Powers himself, standing off to the side, wearing not his usual drill sergeant LARP costume, but a well fitting and expensive looking suit. Yeah, something strange was indeed going on.

Final the speech began, and Thomas pocketed the coin and leaned back in his seat, just hoping that whatever this was would be over quick and that it wouldn't change anything, really. Unfortunately, it seemed as if the second condition for Tom not being annoyed by the whole thing would not be met, and face screwed up more and more in annoyance as it went on. So what if there had been lots of damages? If they had just let the ambleweeds go on unattacked, then that total would have been in the tens of billions. He grimaced slightly as Greenhouse's escape was mentioned. But Tom had it in good faith that it would have been considered worse if he had just left Blake there to die or get far more seriously injured. Or maybe ICOSA felt different. Who knows what ICOSA felt about human life.

Tom muttered under his breath as the final portion of the speech was reached. "Fucking supervisors." Well, what a nightmare this was. A bunch of bootlicking, cherrypicked heroes chosen carefully by ICOSA themselves? It was going to be a dozen Zanes. They would probably be even worse than Zane. So much for having fun whilst on the job. It was pretty much going to be inevitable that Tom would be referred to these agents at some point, for "recklessness" or "lack of professionalism" or some other stupid buzzword that these types liked to throw around at people.

But the ending of the speech caught him off guard more than anything. Why was Brie being called up alone by Powers. Did she do something that Tom wasn't aware of? Had there been another incident like that at the Bloopers a little while ago. He was gonna find out. He glanced towards the door, all the heroes now filing out. He floated himself up over the crowd, which occasionally emmitted annoyed shouts that Tom was using his abilities to cut the line. After getting to the door he slipped out and flipped up onto the ceiling, deciding he was going to wait for Brie to come back out and then just ask her what that was all about. He expected a couple of people to do the same.


Thomas couldn't help letting out a small gulp as the plant beast drew nearer and nearer. As it did so, its complex form came more and more into view - if there was any doubt that this thing was completely unusual, then this doubt was completely diminished as the plant-lion bounded towards the trio of heroes. The beast made a sudden move, and before Tom could even react, Blake was in front of him and Zane, firing a burst of flame into the air which Tom was initially confused at - but then he noticed bits of charred plant falling to the ground, and he realised that the creature had launched something at them, and it was only Blake's quick reaction that had saved them. He couldn't help but smirk at Blake, and he quipped him "Good of you to save my life for once, and not the other way around.".

But the issue of the lion itself, and gaining the sample from it, was obviously still pressing. The beast appeared to simply be angered by Blake's stopping of its attack, as it skulked about and looked at the trio. This thing was smart - it was thinking, planning its next move. That was what unnerved Tom the most. But the prospect of fighting something like this was exciting, and it was certainly more thrilling than what he had expected to face when he saw the notification from Powers about fighting a group of big dumb ambleweeds. And if there truly was a villain at the helm of all of this, then that would be something else to fight in due time as well. If Zane could get a sample sequenced as quick as he boasts, then that showdown could happen very soon.

And now Zane was barking orders, telling Tom and Blake to keep the creature down or at least incapacitate it. Blake immediately sent bursts of flame over the creature, and seeing what his friend was trying to do, Tom stepped forward a little and increased the strength of gravity on the creature, keeping it firmly rooted to the spot as Blake's flames did there thing. Before long, the injuries to the beast were evidently too severe, and it stopped making noise. Tom released his grip to watch the creature rise, before keeling back onto the pavement, dead. Zane was on it in an instant, taking a sample and leaving.

Tom shook his head. "Man, that guy is no fun at all, is he? He said, watching Zane fly further and further into the air. "Back to the regular ambleweeds, then?


Thomas regarded the alley for a moment before shrugging and leaving it be. The ambleweeds were more of an immediate concern than whatever was happening in the street beyond. He retrieved the axe and took out a couple of smaller ambleweeds in the few moments before Blake made a fairly acrobatic landing nearby and walked up to him. He heard his friend speak and turned his head slightly towards him, before Tom processed his words and he craned his neck up to a nearby building to see just what it was that Blake was talking about. His eyes widened slightly.

Whatever the hell that thing was... it wasn't like any ambleweed he had seen before. It looked almost animalistic in its movements, although the sickly shade of green that practically radiated off the thing made it obvious that whatever the thing was, it was made out of plant matter. He responded to Blake. "Damn... I have no idea. Thomas scratched his head, his eyes slightly narrowed as he looked at the being. "You don't think it's possible for Ambleweeds to like... mutate, do you? Or evolve, or something. I mean, if they're a mutation from the beginning, then it makes sense they could do it again, and become whatever on earth that creepy looking bastard is."

However, soon their conversation was rudely interrupted by the arrival of Zane, the shadow man. Thomas had to physically stop himself rolling his eyes as he floated down to join them, hot off the communications with the rest of his team. Thomas didn't particularly have a problem with them - the rest of the Nova Force seemed cool enough, he supposed. Thomas listened as Zane spoke in a matter-of-fact manner, as he usually did. Although, he did suppose it made sense... the idea of there actually being a person behind this fit with all the mysteries that he couldn't figure out about this particular event. He sighed, but kept his eyes on the new ambleweed, which seemed to be getting closer.

"Well, me and Blake could handle it... but, I guess... Yeah, let's get a sample."


The dumpster went flying into the ambleweed, crushing it against a nearby wall where it exploded with a quick and satisfying splatter of green against the red brick. However, before the noise of the crash drowned it out, Thomas was sure for a moment he heard a voice calling out to him. He dropped back onto the ground, turning around and grinning as he saw a head of fiery red hair which he recognised immediately. He glanced back for a moment - there were still a couple of Ambleweeds mucking around nearby. One grabbed a fire hydrant and tore it up, sending water flying across the street, which soon lapped at his feet. He didn't move as he looked back up at Blake.

"Blake!" He called back over, waving, now hearing the unmistakable sound of ambleweed entrails dripping onto the floor behind the dumpster. He turned away again, moving the dumpster forward a bit so the corpse of the plant could slip to the ground. He mouthed "ew" at the mess before turning back once again to respond to Blake. "Well, you know me. No point in just standing around when there's things to do and plants to squash." He chuckled before stepping over to Firebird. "Hydrant's been ripped up... So we should probably get out of this alley, for your sake."

Thomas stepped out of the alley, past Blake who was peering carefully out. He put his hand on his chin and surveyed the scene in front of him. The ambleweeds just kept on coming and coming. But that was a good thing. It meant that the fun would go on for a long time. Of course, fighting off the plant legions was not as fun as fighting an actual villain with powers... but it'd do, for now, as there were no villains in the vicinity that he was aware of. He turned back to Blake. "Alright... you take the ones on the right side of the street, and you take the ones on the left, and we'll meet in the middle.. He didn't wait for an answer and floated off to the left.

He looked around for something to use. A hardware store was a couple of metres away. The door open, he slipped inside, looking around. Thomas grabbed an axe and told the immediately protesting cashier that he would return it soon. Then, stepping out, he jumped up before flipping gravity forwards, immediately speeding towards an ambleweed in front of him, taking the big dumb plant out with a speeding axe to the main head. Now this was fun. He jumped over its body and did it to a couple more, floating past an alley which he glanced into. Something shiny and thin spinning rapidly from one side to another. He dropped to the ground and let the axe fly on without him, hearing it splat into an ambleweed. He heard voices as he stopped, and he stayed and watched the alley.


Thomas was jolted awake by the piercing sound of his alarm clock. He had been in the middle of a particularly intense dream, but he forgot exactly what the dream was about within a few seconds of waking up. It took him a couple of moments to notice that his alarm sounded somewhat... distant. He looked up, and realised that he was looking down. And he wasn't on a soft bed, he was on a hard surface. Thomas was on his ceiling. He sighed and switched off his abilities, falling back down onto the bed. For anyone else, this would be highly unusual, but this wasn't exactly a rare occurrence. It happened from time to time - sometimes sideways, sometimes squished more firmly into his bed than normal. After surfing his phone for a couple of minutes he was up. It was still pretty early, the sun only having just risen around half an hour ago.

After grabbing a quick breakfast - a cereal bar, he slipped open the window of his high rise apartment and drifted out into the morning air. Today he was on patrol - no real specific threats had been listed for him tackle just yet. He tore a piece of moss off the side of his building and carried it for a moment, before dropping it down onto the head of somebody down below. He heard a yell, chuckled, and then floated away to find a decent spot for him to scope from. A little while later he was sat on a roof, sipping on an energy drink and surveying the city down below. At the same time, however, he was also scoping out for spots he could use for various stunts. He spotted an abandoned factory and made a mental note of it. That could prove a fun place to muck around in at some point. Maybe he would bring Blake along, see if there was any wood he could destroy, or something.

He glanced periodically at his phone. He knew that, at the moment, Jade and Patricia were probably attempting to arrest that bank robbing villain. It was boring up here, and Thomas wondered for a moment if he should go and help. But he didn't exactly know where they were, and he wasn't about to try and use the sound of Patty's singing as a guide to help him. Falling asleep while in mid air would be a disaster, and if he injured himself too badly then he wouldn't be able to do hero work for a little while, and he certainly didn't want that. He also wondered if he should slip away from patrol without Powers knowing and go and do some training, just to get a little bit of entertainment. But then he heard his phone ring out, and his heart leapt for a moment with excitement. Something to do! About time.

But he was ever so slightly disappointed. Just a particularly large swarm of Ambleweeds, nothing too dangerous. Ambleweeds were more of a nuisance than a threat, and Thomas had hoped the warning would be for a villain or at least a group of stronger Leftovers. Still, something to do was something to do, and Thomas was determined to have as much fun as he could. So, he set his drink down and drifted quickly on over to New Athens. Yeah, he could see them now, big green shapes skulking about on the street, sending people running in the other direction. He dropped to the ground and looked at them. There were a couple on this street. A nearby street lamp had already been mostly tipped over... there was no harm in finishing the job. Thomas slipped it from the ground, where it turned in the air for a moment before falling down on top of an Ambleweed, crushing the nasty plant immediately. Thomas smirked.

He dipped into an alleyway for a moment, looking for a dumpster. It was there he spotted the body of another Ambleweed. This one had a huge hole in the middle of its body, which was smoking slightly. He glanced behind the body, where the alleyway stretched on. He didn't spot anybody, but the whole scene gave him a slightly unnerved feeling. He slid the dumpster back and got out of there, sending it zooming towards an Ambleweed as he grabbed onto it and yelled. The unnerved feeling slipped away, and now he was focused back on doing his hero work, and having fun while doing so.














Dean was as pleased with how the mission had gone as the rest of the team. After all, they had completed what they had come to do - freed their comrade and caused some havoc for the accompanying law enforcement while they were at it, which Dean always thought was a worthwile way to spend his time. And, as the helicopter shot away from the crime scene, the sirens becoming fainter and fainter, the villain felt a firm sense of satisfaction. If this team could perform like this again, considering that freeing a prisoner wasn't at all easy, then they could surely achieve whatever ambitious plans Noxious had in place.

However, Dean's satisfaction in the following days waned quickly as he saw first hand the consequences of their actions. Police presence in the city had seemingly doubled over night with cops posted everywhere. No doubt that the use of birds would have made its way through the police network as something to look out for, so Dean couldn't amuse himself by doing anything in public with his quirk that might arouse suspicion, or he could attract attention and ruin everything. He quickly became bored to the point of anger, trying to entertain himself doing normal things, or making birds do amusing things within the grounds of his house. So, Dean was extremely grateful when the time came for another meeting.

This one, of course, was not in Alcatraz. Dean had previously found a route to the island that would not have him seen, where he could have his full costume on the journey, and so he was slightly perturbed he had to mess around with something new. He donned an expensive suit, his mask and hat contained within a fancy leather bag on his shoulder - he wouldn't dare suffer the indignity of using a backpack - before setting off for this warehouse. A pair of his ravens was following him, as subtly as possible, flying from rooftop to rooftop. He reached the warehouse within decent time, hoping that he might be the first one inside so he could freely scope it out. When he was sure that no cops were a threat, the ravens flew down and back onto his shoulder.

He slipped on his mask and hat as he crept towards the doors, before stopping at the sound of voices. He wouldn't usually be so careful, but considering this was a new location... He spotted a pigeon pecking the ground not too far away, which soon became a spy, walking casually through the sliding doors and looking around. Well, there were no cops in here, and the people certainly looked villainous. He recognised a couple, so the pigeon slipped out and Dean slipped in after he released the sentry from his control.

He was greeted with the sight of people that he knew. Sana, Noxious, Molly - a more recent addition, but still someone Dean recognised. And then, there was a decent amount of people who he did not know. New additions he supposed. The first, a man sitting on a chair casually, wearing frighteningly casual clothes for a meeting such as this. Dean scowled through his mask, before glancing around again. A man in what looked like a police jacket that had been crudely modified with a flower. That could be worse. Ah, now this was more like it. Two more people, who were both impeccably dressed in suits. He gave them both a nod, before unclasping his mask and holding it under his shoulder.

"New additions to our team, I suppose. Well, it's good to see that at least two people here have any sense of how to dress appropriately... just a shame it couldn't be all of you." He glanced at the man in the jacket, then glared at the man in the seat. "Our last mission has seemingly alerted law enforcement, and they are now crawling all over this city like angry vermin. Perhaps doing something like... wearing a vandalised police jacket, for example, is not the smartest idea."
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