Kalleth — Roleplayer Guild

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3 yrs ago

Current So I guess I should've watched Firefly ages ago, huh?

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7 yrs ago

Bleed over my grave, and plunge in the stake. Don't give me a break, when you're on the take.

7 yrs ago

Expanding Horizons Players! Join up with The Reapers of Castletain if you're looking for a group to join!

8 yrs ago

Swearing in other languages besides the mother tongue is ceaselessly amusing.

8 yrs ago

The Second Labour awaits, and I am ready to pursue it. FEAR NOT FELLOW GUILDMEMBERS, I SHALL BRING YOU GLORY ON THAT DAY!

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I like language.

Speak to me.

And I'll tell you more.

Pierdolony = Fucking

Chuj = Dick

Pizda = C*nt 

Gówno = Shit

Dupa = Ass

Pieprzyć mnie = Fuck me

Skurwielu = Motherfucker

Grozny = Dangerous

Głupi = Stupid

Dobra, chodźmy. = Okay, let's go.

Dziewczęta luźno mówione = Loose-tongued whores

"Where'd you get all this?"

"Pierdolony Google Translate!"

Allows the re-ignition of a Soul Lantern at the expense of another, or alternatively, lights a path from the severed soul to their lantern, aiding them in their resurrection.

Requirements: 1 pouch / 1/2 pouch, applied to the corpse in question as well as the living sacrifice, taking 1 hour to prepare. Requires the surface area of the target corpse to be at least 20% intact.

A ritual to repair broken equipment, items, and other gear. Can also create entirely new gear, as per a schematic or blueprint. Requires "feeding" of ability magic energy to function.

Requirements: 1/2 pouch, applied to level, static surface, takes 30 minutes to prepare. Requires 4 square metres.

Area of effect raises ten-feet tall walls of blue flame in a design designated by the ritualmaster. Only effective barrier is the flames themselves, and they do not require the traditional necessities for flame, fuel, oxygen etc. Can be used underwater, in high-oxygen environments. The flames cannot start new fires, though they will burn like regular flames if they come into contact with something directly.

Requirements: 1/4 pouch, applied to any surface (must match the surface of the target area), takes 10 to 20 minutes to prepare. Requires half of a square metre.

A ritual which summons a being that reaps the target designated by the ritual. A summoning spell, woe be to those who err when attempting the cast this ritual. The smallest of mistakes can spell utter disaster.

Requirements: 1/100 to 1 pouch, applied to any surface, takes 15 minutes to prepare. Requires 1 square metre.

A ritual that employs and activates all the rest of Broggan's rituals simultaneously. Devilishly difficult to prepare, requiring days to properly organize, it is nevertheless, a potential game-changer when used properly.

Requirements: 6 pouches, applied to ritualmaster, takes at least 72 hours to prepare assuming presence of all necessary components. Requires 90% of the ritualmaster's body.

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Totally Random Myspace Survey from @Xandrya (Yes I wanted to do it too, this is fun. Sue me!)

1. In School Did/Do People Put a Label On You? If So, what is it?
   -Kid who reads many books / is generally smart / weird and hyper

2. Do You Laugh everyday?
   -Every good day.

3. Last thing you laughed at?
   -The character dynamic in a rewritten novel I've just started, where the one character is gritty angst and does the violence, and the other is a shit disturber with a heart of gold who wouldn't hurt anybody but will rob them blind.

4. Have you cried today? If so, why?
   -No

5. Are You Single?
   -No? Open though. IYKYK.

6. First Love?
   -Sarah

7. First Crush?
   -Leeanne

8. Favorite Cereal?
   -Life Cereal

9. Last thing that made you sad?
   -Having to part from my girlfriend after a lovely week together

10. Are you sick?
    -No

11. Do you fear the swine flu COVID?
    -Yes

12. The Last time something scared you, what was it?
    -guy I know stabbed his gf, and he's lurking around town

13. Last Movie You went to see?
    -Can't remember, if you mean in theatres. Otherwise, I recently saw The Old Guard. I've been watching more TV shows lately, though.

14. Do you think they should make a juice, and call it Beetlejuice? A special Halloween limited edition beverage?
    -No, it would probably taste gross.

15. Who was your first best friend?
    -Matt

16. Are you still friends anymore?
    -Yes, but we've had rough patches. Our relationship now is way different than it was a couple years ago.

17. Who is your best friend right now?
    -Definitely my girlfriend, but that's kind of obvious, so my other good buddy's Noah.

18. How did you meet your lover?
    -Ski Racing

19. How old were you when you found out what sex was?
    -10 or 11? I can't recall.

20. Name one quirk you have that drives people crazy?
    -I burst into song at inopportune times, or do accents. Couldn't tell you which one irritates people more though.

21. What is your #1 pet peeve? You can only CHOOSE ONE.
    -Technology not working as intended, or failing to be intuitive enough that I can clearly understand where it's going wrong.

22. Do you draw well?
    -Well is a subjective term. I believe I can draw recognizable shapes though, and most people can do representational art better than they think. Everybody's mind just goes straight to photorealistic drawings which are super challenging.

23. Pretend you had to write a short story for an assignment... give me a paragraph on how your story would begin....
    -The winds of Alsinthus echoed down into the ravines where we built our lodgings, generations ago. Taut cables strung from one side to the other whined as the first dim light chased the shadows away. Aida, a young girl, climbed up onto one of these lines and made her way out over the chasm. The blood rushed to her head as she hung down above the void, gaze searching down below for the last furtive movements of fleeing shapes. She'd never yet managed to spy one of those beasties that occasionally tore down a half dozen lines, leaving huge gashes in the weathered rock. One of these days though, she'd manage to see one, and maybe she'd even get to kill it.

24. Do you drink coffee? If so, how (cream, milk, sugar, etc.)
    -Yes, with Bailey's 

25. Whats your favorite soda?
    -Sprite

26. Did you really think as a child you could win a golden ticket to go to Wonka's candy factory?
    -No

27. Do you think Angelina Jolie worships the devil?
    -No

28. Movie that you are most looking forward to seeing?
    -Mortal Kombat (2021)

29. Favorite Tom Hanks movie?
    -Toy Story

30. Is there a color you wear more than any others? What is it?
    -Red

31. Do your feet smell?
    -No

32. Last time you showered? 
    -Yesterday Evening

33. Do you have a job? If so, where?
    -Student / Assistant to Groundskeeper

34. Are you sick of Miley Cyrus?
    -No. I pretty much never think about her though.

35. Is Twilight getting old?
    -Twas old before twas written, why'd y'all have to go and ruin vampires?

36. What deodorant brand do you use?
    -Old Spice

37. Favorite smell?
    -Old Books

38. Last phone number you were given? Why?
    -Can't recall. 

39. Last time you gave your phone number out? Why?
    -Form for a vaccine

40. Do you eat meat?
    -Yes

41. Share the Weirdest dream you can remember....
    -As of right now, that would be the time I accidentally witnessed a Black Mass done by Satan Worshippers and was bribed by the priest with a Thomas the Tank Engine toy (I was very young when I had this dream XD)

42. Where do you consider your place to escape?
    -The forest

43. Name all places you have visited:
    -Denmark, Austria, Sweden, Florida, Michigan, Spain, France, Czech Republic, Germany, The Netherlands, Belgium, Italy, Hawaii, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, British Columbia, Quebec. 

44. Name all of your siblings:
    -Sarah Rose (Different Sarah)

45. Name your favorite video game:
    -Currently a toss-up between Tekken 7 and Apex Legends

46. Do you play the Sims?
    -No

47. Do other peoples loud kids annoy you?
    -No

48. What do you think of Brad Pitt?
    -He is a hottie, and also a decent actor. Tends to get typecast though.

49. Who is your favorite actor? Actress?
    -Fave actor might be Ricky Whittle or Ian McShane, fave actress could be Salma Hayek.

50. How many states are in the United States?
    -Caoga!

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I like language. Speak to me. And I'll tell you more. [hider=Polish Cuss and Non-Cuss Key:] [i]Pierdolony = Fucking Chuj = Dick Pizda = C*nt Gówno = Shit Dupa = Ass Pieprzyć mnie = Fuck me Skurwielu = Motherfucker Grozny = Dangerous Głupi = Stupid Dobra, chodźmy. = Okay, let's go. Dziewczęta luźno mówione = Loose-tongued whores[/i] "Where'd you get all this?" "Pierdolony Google Translate!" [/hider] [hider=Azalore RP Extra Rituals][hider=Midgard Spark -] Allows the re-ignition of a Soul Lantern at the expense of another, or alternatively, lights a path from the severed soul to their lantern, aiding them in their resurrection. Requirements: 1 pouch / 1/2 pouch, applied to the corpse in question as well as the living sacrifice, taking 1 hour to prepare. Requires the surface area of the target corpse to be at least 20% intact.[/hider] [hider=Forge of Svartalfheim -] A ritual to repair broken equipment, items, and other gear. Can also create entirely new gear, as per a schematic or blueprint. Requires "feeding" of ability magic energy to function. Requirements: 1/2 pouch, applied to level, static surface, takes 30 minutes to prepare. Requires 4 square metres.[/hider] [hider=Flames of Muspelheim -] Area of effect raises ten-feet tall walls of blue flame in a design designated by the ritualmaster. Only effective barrier is the flames themselves, and they do not require the traditional necessities for flame, fuel, oxygen etc. Can be used underwater, in high-oxygen environments. The flames cannot start new fires, though they will burn like regular flames if they come into contact with something directly. Requirements: 1/4 pouch, applied to any surface (must match the surface of the target area), takes 10 to 20 minutes to prepare. Requires half of a square metre.[/hider] [hider=Call of Helheim -] A ritual which summons a being that reaps the target designated by the ritual. A summoning spell, woe be to those who err when attempting the cast this ritual. The smallest of mistakes can spell utter disaster. Requirements: 1/100 to 1 pouch, applied to any surface, takes 15 minutes to prepare. Requires 1 square metre.[/hider] [hider=Ragnarok -] A ritual that employs and activates all the rest of Broggan's rituals simultaneously. Devilishly difficult to prepare, requiring days to properly organize, it is nevertheless, a potential game-changer when used properly. Requirements: 6 pouches, applied to ritualmaster, takes at least 72 hours to prepare assuming presence of all necessary components. Requires 90% of the ritualmaster's body.[/hider] [/hider]

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">I like language.<br><br>Speak to me.<br><br>And I'll tell you more.<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Polish Cuss and Non-Cuss Key:">Polish Cuss and Non-Cuss Key: [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><span class="bb-i">Pierdolony = Fucking<br><br>Chuj = Dick<br><br>Pizda = C*nt <br><br>Gówno = Shit<br><br>Dupa = Ass<br><br>Pieprzyć mnie = Fuck me<br><br>Skurwielu = Motherfucker<br><br>Grozny = Dangerous<br><br>Głupi = Stupid<br><br>Dobra, chodźmy. = Okay, let's go.<br><br>Dziewczęta luźno mówione = Loose-tongued whores</span><br><br>"Where'd you get all this?"<br><br>"Pierdolony Google Translate!"</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Azalore RP Extra Rituals">Azalore RP Extra Rituals [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Midgard Spark -">Midgard Spark - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Allows the re-ignition of a Soul Lantern at the expense of another, or alternatively, lights a path from the severed soul to their lantern, aiding them in their resurrection.<br><br>Requirements: 1 pouch / 1/2 pouch, applied to the corpse in question as well as the living sacrifice, taking 1 hour to prepare. Requires the surface area of the target corpse to be at least 20% intact.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Forge of Svartalfheim -">Forge of Svartalfheim - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">A ritual to repair broken equipment, items, and other gear. Can also create entirely new gear, as per a schematic or blueprint. Requires "feeding" of ability magic energy to function.<br><br>Requirements: 1/2 pouch, applied to level, static surface, takes 30 minutes to prepare. Requires 4 square metres.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Flames of Muspelheim -">Flames of Muspelheim - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Area of effect raises ten-feet tall walls of blue flame in a design designated by the ritualmaster. Only effective barrier is the flames themselves, and they do not require the traditional necessities for flame, fuel, oxygen etc. Can be used underwater, in high-oxygen environments. The flames cannot start new fires, though they will burn like regular flames if they come into contact with something directly.<br><br>Requirements: 1/4 pouch, applied to any surface (must match the surface of the target area), takes 10 to 20 minutes to prepare. Requires half of a square metre.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Call of Helheim -">Call of Helheim - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">A ritual which summons a being that reaps the target designated by the ritual. A summoning spell, woe be to those who err when attempting the cast this ritual. The smallest of mistakes can spell utter disaster.<br><br>Requirements: 1/100 to 1 pouch, applied to any surface, takes 15 minutes to prepare. Requires 1 square metre.</div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Ragnarok -">Ragnarok - [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">A ritual that employs and activates all the rest of Broggan's rituals simultaneously. Devilishly difficult to prepare, requiring days to properly organize, it is nevertheless, a potential game-changer when used properly.<br><br>Requirements: 6 pouches, applied to ritualmaster, takes at least 72 hours to prepare assuming presence of all necessary components. Requires 90% of the ritualmaster's body.</div></div></div></div></div>

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