Deamonbane said
God made asses to be spanked playfully... the fact that they are comfy cushions when we sit was an afterthought...
Amen! preach it! God made asses because he wanted us to be fruitful and he knew, he knew because he is all knowing, that the ass would be of tremendous value towards his first and most holy of commands. Go forth and have sex!!
and shouldn't religion extend beyond itself to be applicable to everything? You're limiting. You shoud have faith in the ass. -I- have faith that he's an ass, faith founded without any form of seeing or 'rational accuracy' which is contextually defined by you to mean visual aide. =P Have faith.