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    1. Keia Vewyx 11 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Current If you think flattery will get you something from me, you are most certainly correct.

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Best summed up with the phrase: "Tries really hard."
A pitiable excuse of a person, but I try really hard.

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Renose said Need someone to post.


A post, just for you~
Since I was the last one to post before you I thought I should wait.
Well, that was a terrible idea on my part; I should've posted sooner.
With his assailant slain by the bolt that pierced its back, Leifr turned his attention towards the creature now charging at Fiore. Yet before he could order his steed to follow after it, the sharp pain erupted from his muscles forcing him to cringe in pain. He steeled his nerves once more, resisting as best he could. A dark feeling welled up in his gut, like a smoldering ember. It was hot and painful, but Leifr couldn't discard it. Instead, it burned hotter and deeper when Leifr's eyes turned towards the magic-using monster that cursed him so. Gritting his teeth against the pain, he hardly noticed that he was exhaling a quiet snarl under his breath. Leifr tried to ignore the pain and turn his attention back to Fiore, but there was something about this strange feeling flooding him... He didn't want to let it go.

Come now Leifr of the Forbannet, surely Gallas Tildein must be ashamed to know that this level of pain is enough to cause you to hesitate!

With that thought, Leifr finally managed to tear his eyes away from the creature and order his horse to charge forth after the monster that would dare turn its back to him and attack his ally. Steeling his nerves and resisting the pain with all his being, he swung the hungry Honor at the creature's back, his warhorse also raising its heavy hooves to strike at the enemy.
Pyromania99 said
I'm proud of Lyrisa, not only is she a genius among geniuses, but she also can finish off a monster.


Lyrisa knows everything. Who is she, really?
Leifr repelled the creature's strike, or rather its attempt to grab him, with ease. Though they were fearsome sights, these beasts were no more intelligent than trained hounds, and though their physical prowess was nothing to laugh at it was the only danger Leifr had to be cautious of. But this was because Leifr was well armed and armored and sat upon a powerful and trusty steed. Leifr saw Lyrisa, who lacked all of Leifr's advantages, feel the terrible savagery of these beasts. Yet before Leifr could even make a noise Honor bit into him.

Why? This was the first time Honor harmed Leifr without reason. This was... getting worse! Leifr grit his teeth as he willed himself to ignore this unknown pain, but the agony slowly and steadily burned deeper and hotter throughout his body. Cold sweat broke out as he panted, the weight of his own armor now feeling like metal spines stabbing into his body; his shield and Honor's handle felt so cold they were burning. He fought every instinct to throw his armaments away from himself, to abandon his protection to escape this illusionary terror that was shredding him apart.

A bright light leapt at Leifr. Barely discerning it as a torch flying his way, Leifr concentrated his mind towards predicting where it would land, using it to draw his attention from the torment that crawled in his veins. With this moment of respite, Leifr swung Honor clumsily at the creature who had previously attacked him. Even Leifr could feel his own body hindered by this unknown sickness that had infested him, but there was no time for him to try and predict how it came to infect him. Unlike the phantasm that haunted Leifr, Lyrisa was truly wounded. He had to get to her somehow, even if all he could do was stand between her and the monsters that preyed upon them.
Ze Keia is making a post now~

EDIT:
And there.
Forgive me if my post seems a little out of it. My house needs to air out but the heat is terrible, so I'm not feeling quite 100%.
Pyromania99 said
Ryu is lolimanic.

I rescind my previous remark. Ryu is as uncouth and offensive as ERode.

ERode said From what I have gathered, Keia is less interested in boobie monsters and lolis, and more interested in adult tomboy peeps who will call him names and abuse him.
Renose said So if I ever give Keia a cookie, which will probably NEVER happen, I have to do so in this manner?

I'm more interested in zombies, actually. I mean, nothing is as adorable as mauling your object of affection to death while your guts hang out and your limbs fall off, right?

Plus, it's much more likely Renose will send zombies my way to kill off Leifr than give me a "good job" cookie.
More unnecessary and unpredictably simultaneous posts to feed the OOC!
These present are nice and well for someone as obscene and tasteless and of moral ambiguity as ERode, but what about classy and sophisticated people like Pyromania99, or those of more noble and gallant characteristics like Ryu and I?
It's an instantaneous triple post strike just ~35-36 minutes after your first powerful post, thus rendering it an unbroken combo of four devastating hits against the OOC. So OP.
DM's almighty quadruple post prowess is still going strong.
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