@Kho BURN ME LIKE REVAN
I would, but I have been sealed away in the deepest pits of Tartarus, my hand - which alone could grip the whip and rip players from lip to hip - is chained and watched over by fifty-six of the most esteemed geomancers and their acolytes. And so, you are condemned to a life without burning, without ever tasting the liberating lash. Woe!