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@Muttonhawk Despite treacherously abandoning the Empire and running off to those rebellious states, it's good to see that Toun has maintained good and proper British lingo. To Toun who, though he has no dictionary by which to know all the symbols in existence, can tell a biscuit is a biscuit.
I came across this and it won't leave my head: Describe a typical birthday for your character.

Seihdhara: It's my birthday! *Looks around* Hey you! It's my birthday, you're invited
Sou: Invited to what?
Seihdhara: To my party. I'm gonna cook a cake.
Sou: ...you mean bake a cake.
Seihdhara: No, I mean cook a cake. COOK CAKE.
Sou: No no, you BAKE a cake.
Seihdhara: Well I'm cooking it! Like normal people. You're invited. Hey you!
Vestec: Huh, wat?
Seihdhara: Come to my party, you're invited. I'm cooking a cake.
Vestec: Oh, sure. I'll come. But don't you mean bake a cake?
Seihdhara: Don't be dumb. I'm cooking it
Vestec: Oh, ok. I'll get Astarte too, she'll like this
Seihdhara: Hey! You!
Toun: ...
Seihdhara: Come to my birthday party. You're invited.
Toun: We are gods. We have no birthdays.
Seihdhara: Of course we do. Why else would I be cooking a cake?
Toun: You DO NOT cook a cake. Get. It. Right. Bake. Bake.
Seihdhara: Bloody hell, you're all crazy. I'm the only normal one here. Just come to my party and I'll show you how it's done.
Toun: BAKE.BAKE.BAKE. it's bake.
Seihdhara: ...j-just come to my party ok? Ok. *backs away slowly* Hey! Hey you!
Jvan: wat
Seihdhara: It's my birt-
Jvan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! PICK A GIFT. ANY GIFT.
Seihdhara: Aww, firs person to wish me a ha-ha happy birfday. Come to my party. I'm cooking a cake.
Jvan: Don't you mea-
Seihdhara: arrrrghhh justcometomyBIRTHDAYpartyandillshowyoouuuuuuu
Jvan: No.
Seihdhara: Yes.
Jvan: No.
Seihdhara: Yes.
Jvan: No.
Seihdhara: I'm cooking cookie-
Jvan: Bake. Bake cookies.
Seihdhara: THEY'RE LITERALLY CALLED COOK-COOK-COOK-IES.COOK-IES. Because you COOK them. Come to my birthday party - that's the only gift I want
Jvan: Oh. Ok.
Seihdhara: I'll show them I will...


@Double Capybara A whole book? Can you tell me its name?
*that feeling when you go back and read Belru's CS again and- OH SHET I MESSED UP SO BAD*
This was pretty helpful in fleshing out Seihdhara a bit (not all the questions were relevant, but the ones that were were) - creativewritingguild.com/exercise/fle…
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*challenges anyways*


Fine fine, you're stubborn and passionate and Seihdhara likes that. She'll teach you how to actually throw a punch.

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I bet Cyclone's god RP won't have such absurd levels of nephosphobia!


Nop it won't, because I don't think Cyclone's god RP will have EVIL RED-EYED CLOUDS THAT TRY TO POISON YOUR FOOD and then act all innocent afterwards! GET THE VILLAIN! Quickly, Avulus, this is your chance to practise how to throw a punch!
@Lauder 'tis a fool who calls Seihdhara a fool. Seihdhara has recruited FRETTZO of the WORLDBREAKING KICK. No strength, no armour, no might, NOT EVEN THE PRIMORDIALS, NOT EVEN FATE can withstand FRETTZO'S kick. And Seihdhara trained under that guy, just so you know. Avulus never stood a chance, poor bloody boyo. IF HE CONTINUES TRYING TO CHALLENGE SEIHDHARA, SHE'LL FRETZKICK HIM SO HARD HE'LL travel through the Fabric of Creation, back into his mothers womb, back into the basic component parts that create an embryo, and right back into his mammy and pappy's hidey holes. DON'T CHALLENGE THE FRETTZKICK, AVULUS, JUST DON'T BOYO. It's for your own good T-T
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How absolutely rude of you. I understand you are decades behind in terms of enlightenment, I was past my redhead phase nine years ago, but even then you should know better than to spout such prejudice towards dark clouds with bright red eyes.


Why you obnoxious little lout! I'm not behind on enlightenment - I am literally alight. Redheads can't NOT be enlightened.
And everyone knows that dark clouds with bright red eyes are the very definition of evil - they should definitely not be in the kitchen, let alone cooking for anybody. Get back to whatever dark corner of the universe you sprouted from, fiend!
@Lauder Just to make clear, Seihdhara WILL be referring to Avulus as boyo forever now. 'tis meant to be xPPP
@Lauder You call that a chick? That flimsy little twig? That ain't even a lassy. Definitely a boyo. I teach little wee lassies to eat boyos like that as an appetiser before the real appetiser comes
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