Kill Bones

Ask me questions, I'll answer them!

Which do your prefer, the straight up creative writing of doing a story where you're completely in control of the flow or the blorbs style where you're more of an observer of how other people advance the game?

Post a question and I'll answer it honestly.

Alex said
You're Kill -fucking- Bones?Actually I don't think we've ever interacted very significantly, have we? Sure, there may have been some banter here and there but I don't think we've ever had a conversation.The first thing that comes to mind is the joke that we're all Kill Bones. That being the case, and me being a very narcissistic person, I think you're pretty awesome

Oh man fuck that psuedomeme

Whoever started that shit is the worst

And the worst part is that it was probably me

But yeah, we have never really interacted extensively for whatever reason

Still, I've always found you to be a pretty cool dude

Y-you can ask me questions I guess

Alex said
What's the best thing to happen to you lately?

Y'know, I honestly have no idea. I don't know if I'm just an apathetic twat or if nothing really remarkable has happened as of late, but I'm having a lot of difficulty thinking of anything.

Can I just say something stupid and corny like "My girlfriend is the best thing to ever happen to me"

Because that'll probably get me laid you see

Alex said
Not a question but I want to say I've always liked your sandpapery humor kill bones

Thank you. Honestly, as long as I'm entertaining at least one person with my stupid rambling horseshit, I'm content with my time on this site.

Drawing Spam Members as Cats

I was going to make a joke about promised pussy and whatnot but I'm just going to assume forty people or so already claimed that shining example of original humor

Answer my questions

Because I rarely feel encouraged to participate in any discussion on here anymore so I pounced upon the chance to do such when it presented its firm ass to me

Y-you can ask me questions I guess

Azarthes said
Why would anyone want to ask you a question? What makes you interesting enough for someone to wonder about your life at all?

Well because

I'm so mysterious

Been here four years

Nobody knows jack shit about me other than my awful sentence structure and equally awful sense of humor

Doesn't that just give you a curious boner

Or maybe two

Like a bi-curious boner

For me

Y-you can ask me questions I guess

Doivid said
Well that's good enough for me! Thanks for answering.

I can say "Really" twenty more times to make up for my lack of knowledge if you'd like

Like really

Y-you can ask me questions I guess

Alex said
Will senpai ever notice me?

Yeah probably. Unless your senpai is someone like Kenpachi Ramasama. Now, he's just too flippant to notice you.

TP said
Why does senpai h8 me?

Wait am I senpai here or

Do you have an alternate senpai that h8s you

Because I don't think I h8 you

As for a third party senpai

Maybe they're just super tsundere

So

Yeah

gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

I couldn't not do that

I'm weak-willed

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Why doesn't senpai want me to draw them?

Okay I have to be the senpai in this one

I think

And my answer would of course be

"You're drawing shit?"

So yeah

My answer is that I am ignorant of almost everything that happens on this site currently

Doivid said
Did my thread change your opinion of the newer spammers at all?

Not really

I don't really come around as much as I used to

And when I come I barely pay attention to anything and just post stupid shit like this

So I don't really know who is new and why I should hate them

Y-you can ask me questions I guess

N-not that I want you to though

You b-baka

Post a question and I'll answer it honestly.

rpg101 said
What is your honest opinion of me? :P

oh man

I miss the fuck out of the honest opinion bandwagon

That shit tickled my immense narcissism in just the right way like an incredibly skillful courtesan

Honest opinion of myself, sora?