Kill Bones

FTL -- the F is for ffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

You could get Captain's Edition with the Infinite addon and the Endless Loot addon

And then get good

PERSONALITY QUIZ

I got vampire

I must really suck

Wow what a great joke

I am a comedic genius

I forgot that chunky peanut butter even existed until 60 seconds ago.

Awson said
I thought this thread would go smoother than this. I didn't expect a bunch of nuts spread throughout.

Oh fuck you

WHY IS NO ONE SUMMONING ME

If you still need help, my NG character is 73 with 400 k SM

WHY IS NO ONE SUMMONING ME

It's fine

I'm more irritated that it only took three fucking hours to beat about a third of the fucking game

Blunt weapons make this shit a fucking joke because good old B-Team made every fucking enemy in this just a dude in armor

WHY IS NO ONE SUMMONING ME

Welp

My regular NG guy is at Iron Keep as well now

WHY IS NO ONE SUMMONING ME

Frizan said
The guy I have that's just starting Iron keep is level 129. The other NG+ character I have is level 118 or something, and I don't remember where he is.

Let's see

My 119 is only at Fallen Giants/No Man's Wharf

My 140 is right in front of Iron keep, he might work

My 155 is also at iron keep apparently, but might not be within the range

And my 148 is only as far as Belfry Luna

My 140 is probably the best bet if you want to do the NG+ iron keep guy

WHY IS NO ONE SUMMONING ME

Frizan said
My other two characters are NG+.If ya wanna fuck some shit up, I can switch over. My first character has the full Heide Knight setup. I'm not even using a shield. I'm just that badass.

Sure

I have 4 NG+ characters, so one should probably be within your level range

The only other guy I have is at the very very beginning of ng, so it'd take hours to get him to Iron Keep

WHY IS NO ONE SUMMONING ME

Frizan said
Wait, you can turn ON the PS3? The manual didn't say ANYTHING about that!Are you at the Iron Keep, just before the Old Iron King? If so, yesplz.I'll notice you so much.

Oh wow you actually are on PS3

That's why you're not getting summoned

Everyone moved on to the superior PC mustard race

And the people that stayed are all in NG+

Speaking of which

I have a character right in front of iron keep right now

But it's NG+

Whoops

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Speaking of which

If you're playing on a Sony HasNoGames3

I-i c-could summon you Frizan you b-baka