Kill Bones

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Dervish said
It's true. Sometimes he multitasks.He's literally a Mortal Kombat character.

Well I mean

If I'm having sex

And someone attacks me

I'm not going to just stop having sex to go rip the motherfucker's spine out

That'd be letting the motherfucker win

Y'know disrupting my life and shit

Just to deal with his punk ass

It's all very logical you see

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ImANargleHunter said I've graduated to your closet. It's warmer.

Please stay away from my clothing I need that stuff for reasons

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LowKey123 said One second he's ripping spins out and eating them raw,

I think there's been a misunderstanding here

You see

By "Incredible acrobatic feats"

I really meant

Fucking bitches real good like

I mean

Not that I don't occasionally rip spines out as well

But that's simply irrelevant

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Azarthes said
Can that be Kb's old guild name please?Please Boner-Chan

Boner-Chan, much like Jackie Chan, is capable of incredible acrobatic feats~

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Dervish said
I'm not residing in your sig right now, am I?That's what I thought. :[

Y-you were in my sig on oldguild once s-senpai

Y-you should n-notice me

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ImANargleHunter said
Well, I used to live in your shower.

You lived in my shower but never noticed that I'm 6'1" and white as fuck

Y'know what

Forget it

At least you're gone and I can use my bathroom now

Small victories forge my life

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I'm an african american midget

How'd you know

Apology.

Azarthes said
Informal request for an ignore list goes in this thread.

Oh wow newguild doesn't have an ignore function?

So that's why people bitch about other people more often now

Apology.

Is there even any modern browser that doesn't tell you what a link is before you click on it

How would you even think you would get anyone with that

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Oh boy, this fucking game

Man whatever fucking team nintendo put on this shit must have had a huge supply of acid

Regardless

Name: Kill Bones
Nickname: KB
Birthday: May 7th 1989
Age: Adult
Favourite colour: Black
Gender: Male

And the personality stats for Charmer

Which I'm pretty sure is 6/8 in every row