Kill Bones

No Fucking Way

I thought we already knew who Jack the Ripper was

My, my...

Azarthes said
Yeah... I mean... the closest we have is you, Boner-chan

yes sir that was the joke sir see murder involves killing and a skeleton is made of bones sir thank you sir

My, my...

Jorick said
You might remember him by the edgy kid name he had on the old Guild: Darkdrago666.

Yeah man, what a fucking edgy name

That shit's fucking ridiculous

Only way it could be worse is if he called himself something like "Murder Skeleton"

Now that would be edgy

Thank jeebus we don't have anyone on here with a name that edgy

How do you sit on your computer chair?

Azarthes said
You have a wife now?

No

I'm just making shitty simpsons references

Because I am a font of quality humor

How do you sit on your computer chair?

I sit on a big bed with my wife.

Happy Birthday Sole

Happy Birthday Lascia

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Azarthes said
You saying theres something wrong with five guys making sandwhichs together? The Five Guys "incident" is nothing more then homophobes attacking kind hearted people that just want to give you burgers.

Hey man, you tell me where in the 10 Condiments it says that a man can lay down loafs of bread with another man

Fucking nowhere

That's where

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Azarthes said
DamnSandwhich making me is such a slut with food journalist me.

See, after I heard about the "Five Guys" incident I've learned which questions to ask corrupt bastards such as yourself

I won't let those feminists take our food away

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Azarthes said
So I just ate a PB&JIt's not as good as other sandwhichs I've made in the past but it was good enough to not want to give to a starving kid. I think PB&J's always need to be on toasted bread before they are made or it ruins the structure of the sandwhich because the bread is too.... flimsy? Yeah whateverSo all in all I'll give it a 7/10

I don't know, I've been told that food journalism is really corrupt lately, can you prove that you're not sleeping with whoever made that sandwich?

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