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ImANargleHunter said
Why can everyone draw?

I can't draw worth shit

Drawing was my dump stat

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Dervish said
haha, this brings this back full circle. Dolphins are like the serial rapists of the sea and they're one of the few animals that murder other animals for the hell of it, which makes all the tramp stamps you see at the bar that much more hilarious. We should narrate nature documentaries.

Dolphins have been recorded attempting to rape human females that work at aquariums with them

I'm going to have to emulate Karl Pilkington on this one

Dolphins. Don't need 'em, git rid of 'em.

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Dervish said
This is why I specified male hyena; the females pretty much hulk out on testosterone and grow a pseudo penis and pretty much make the males their bitch.Nature can be slightly terrifying.

Oh yeah, I know that. I somehow missed the paragraph where the article mentioned that aspect and thought you meant the part about the hyper-agressive males that start fucking bitches when they're a few months old.

Nature is pretty fucked up.

And Dolphins are basically the kings of depravity

Man fuck dolphins

They're fucked up

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Dervish said
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no the joke was me being a sub not a violent dom come on reading comprehension

although who hasn't fapped to a chick with a dick

I really like these jokes because you assume it's a joke and it probably is but there's always that seed of doubt and making people uncomfortable is the greatest thing

Sherlock Holmes said
Mock? Me mock someone? I am shocked, Sir. Shock is my reaction to your accusation of mock(ing)

You're just lucky it's allegedly a sin to kill a mockingbird

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Sherlock Holmes said
hi bones how r u omg ur the best kthnxbai

Don't mock me

I won't be taking any of your mod abuse

And I certainly won't be enjoying it

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Holmes how are you let's talk about how you are and not whatever else I've said which is nothing at all

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Dervish said Your prospective mate will not be impressed if they are overpowering you.

I totally agree with this.

I'm certainly not impressed unless a female can force me down and make me her bitch.

I mean what

So how about them Olympics

The uh country that won

Won the thing countries win

Wasn't that shocking

Or not at all?

I don't know

Why don't we analyze that instead of thinking about anything else I've said

I never got the whole Brony = Autistic thing.

Dervish said
The dude named himself after the SS and has the Totenkoff skull, aka the badge that the division that ran the friggin' concentration and death camps wore. He also posted a picture in that lame picture thread of some video game guy with some crappily photoshopped Swastika on his arm.I wouldn't give him the time of day.

He's more edgy than the night of the long knives

I'm almost sorry for that joke

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