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I am just another run of the mill nerd who likes to kick ass and raise a few virtual zombies online. I like pirates, whales, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, necromancers and above all anything to do with the ocean. I am up for almost any kind of roleplay, with the aim to not make any grammatical errors or to BECOME THE OVERLORD OF SUPER POWER NEVER TO BE DEFEATED BECAUSE I AM SO UNDENIABLY AWESOME! Oh and did I also mention...

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Eliza kept her eyes on the vehicle, nodding at Phineas when he passed her the handgun, "Got it, Henry."

She shoved it down her garter, so the barrel would fit in her holster. She then gave a quick shake, and pulled the shirt off her head, digging her hands in it as she let her brown hair fall in a mess around her. She shivered as the man came closer and she slowly lifted up her arms, whines beginning to wheeze through her lips as she thought of the saddest moment in her life.

When the men hopped out of the car she cringed, moving closer to Phineas as she saw their guns. She looked at the men with wild scared eyes as tears began to fall down her cheeks. As the man came over to her she started to full out sob. She removed the bag off of her shoulder and handed it to the leader at his request before speaking in a high-pitched whiney tone, "THEY TOOK MY DRESSES! I...I...JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT THE ELEPHANTS AND THEY TOOK MY BONAIR!!! IT COST ME 50 DOLLARS. THEY TOOK MY PURSE AND MY SHOES TOO!!!!!"

She began to cry,"NOW WE HAVE MORE MEN WHO ARE GOING TO SHOOT US! LET'S GO TO AFRICA..YOU..YOU SAID! NOW LOOK WHAT PREDICAMENT...AHHHHH"

After the leader had dunked all of there items on the sand, he walked over to Eliza and put the gun closer to her face, "Quiet. Woman."

Woman! I could kill you in several different ways without breaking a sweat.Eliza gave a fake girly squeal,"Henry..."

The leader turned back to Henry,"Why do you have Lybian uniforms if touring?"

Eliza began to cry even harder,"WE FOUND SOME STUPID COPTER THINGY AND STOLE SOME CLOTHES ALONG WITH A FIRST AID KIT! LOOK AT WHAT THOSE ANIMALS DID TO ME! I'VE BEEN BEATEN AND LEFT IN MY GARTER! WE ARE BRITISH!!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!"

She began to sob, sniffing weakly as the leader turned and raised the gun again,"SPEAK AGAIN..AND YOU WILL REGRET IT! CONTROL YOUR WOMAN!"

Eliza shut up, whimpering as she stared at Phineas, urging him to speak. She was well aware that she appeared to be freaking out and annoying the entire crew, but she would prefer them thinking she was a whiny pain in the butt, than the well to do, undercover agent. Let them think her weak, it would be easier to overtake them later if necessary.
Eliza frowned, understanding the loneliness apparent in his words. It is the one thing, they leave out during initiation. Adventure and mystery are always going to arise, but what you sacrifice for those moments is normalcy. The choice was one she never regretted, but at times in between the missions, she felt as if she was missing out on the simple pleasures, of the people around her. She could bet that Phiny was feeling the same. She gave him a soft smile then replied in a joking tone,"Well we will just have to fix that when we return to London. It's a good thing I love decorating."

She laughed before noting that Phineas' focus was stolen by something in the distance. She squinted seeing the small spot of red. She was about to comment on it, her partner seemed to hike up his bag and picked up the pace. She followed his lead, her steps becoming more frequent as they moved towards the camp. She remained silent for most of the way, the sun rising up to an almost unbearable height as they pressed forward. As they got closer she spoke out in heaves,"Did I mention...that I...love...snowy mountains...and storms...or any form of liquid..."

She pushed onwards regardless of her groans, until they were a few miles away,"Do you think..they see us?"
Eliza was beginning to feel the sweat permeating wherever cloth met skin, but it didn't seem to change her mood,"Catherine Thatcher, I like it. Plus I have some connections with a few indigenous groups from the past, who had a couple problems with poachers advancing on tribal lands. I have a few gifted masks back home at my apartment. Just a few of my treasures."

She sighed, imagining she was lounging on her throw pillows and curtains from India and Morocco. Bright candles from Persia and floral incense from China surrounding her. She groaned, "You know with the amount of time I actually spend in that apartment, I treat it more like a museum or storage compartment. What is your home like? I envision a large library for a promising writer."

A grunt escaped her lips as she pushed forward up another dune, wishing she had a camel between her thighs rather than the over sized garters, that for some idiotic reason she thought matched her damn dress that cost her 30 pounds. She bristled, her inner monologue continued, "I don't even like dresses!" She burst into laughter, covering her mouth so as not to be rude.
Eliza smiled at him,"Oh Good, I didn't think we had any ammunition left." Her eyes remained forward as she kept moving, her toes clinging to the sand,"Well let's hope that no one gives us the opportunity. I have one knife left as well, only for emergency purposes of course."

She paused allowing Phiny to take a breath as she clasped her hips, "Well, seeming as we both are in quite a state of disarray, we could be honest and say we escaped the crash, and we have been walking for days, I could shrug off these burns and bruises if we go that route, other then that we can say that we were robbed. Our wallets and passports stolen. We should go by new names, just in case those Libyan mercenaries are still searching for us. How do you feel about Madison Twatter?"

She let out a light laugh, "I'm Kidding. Married or siblings? Do we even know each other? What do you think?"

She kept moving, her muscles stretching as she pushed onwards. She pulled at one of her bandages, hating the itch that was starting to irritate her skin.
Whilst Phineas was mapping out there location, Eliza turned back to the lockers and pulled out what she could for items of use. Unfortunately for them there wasn't much left, apart from some spare uniforms, a blanket, and the remains of the first aid kit. She turned back to him at his announcement that he deduced their location. She listened quietly, remaining still for a few minutes before nodding at his suggestions.

"Zanzik it is then. We should probably get on the road as soon as possible before the sun is on us. I dug out a few uniforms and a blanket, but other then that our equipment is low."

She walked over to the small pile and ripped up a shirt which she wrapped around her head to keep her hair out of the way. She then picked up the backpack slinging it on her back, before jumping out into the desert sand. She eyed her bodice and shift with slight distaste, before turning to Phiny, "Welp..we might as well get on with it. I am dying of thirst, and if I don't eat something soon, you are going to see a whole new version of Eliza Blackwell."

She looked out over the ocean they just crossed at the moon overhead, and let out a laugh, "I can't believe we survived such an ordeal with only minimal damage. Some great god must have been looking over us. Anyway. Off we go."

She started walking in the right direction, feeling confident after they survived the previous ordeal.

(<.< Well it seems I never responded. How rude of me.)

Eliza ignored the dull pain of an awkward sleep and stretched slowly, her wounds were still sore and her bandages showed a tad more blood than she liked but she did feel a tad better after a long nap. She clutched the seat as the craft descended, her stomach heaving slightly as the earth came up beneath them. She was slowly finding her footing when the lights cut out and the inner hold turned black. Phineas' words filled the darkness and without a word she headed over towards where she believed the lockers were. The wall was the first thing her fingers hit before cold rectangular metal touched sprouted outwards. She leaned down and took out the items necessary, and then walked over to Phineas without a hindrance, thanks to basic training acquired back at the Ministry.

"Righty-o! Here is the chart and the torch."

After handing over the items, she moved to the side of the craft and opened the door a smidgen, in order to get some air, immediately some sand poured in, but otherwise the world seemed quiet.
Eliza yawned, her eyes slowly opening to peer at Phineas,"Good Morning.."

She sat up slowly, pushing her tangled hair away from her face and stretched looking out the dash to see land,"We made it! Is that Egypt??? Where do you think we are?"

She stood up quickly, moving over to stand beside him with her arms crossed, "Better yet, what story are we going to give when we land there? We commandeered an aircraft from a bunch of Arab soldiers. Un-bloody likely that is going to go over well."

She sighed, her eyes glued to the wide space set in front of her, a grim feeling beginning to move up her spine,
Eliza stood up slowly and hobbled to the row of seats, before laying across one side. She eyed him slowly,"I've had worse to be honest. When I was younger, this young lad named Arthur Dovak shot me three times in the leg, before jumping off a cliff into a little bay on the Chinese coastline. The bullets were coated with some burning poison that gave me a fever for three weak. I would say it was the worst pain of my life, but I think the utter embarrassment I felt from being betrayed by my current lover, was the cherry on top."

She sighed snuggling against the felt chairs,"Ahh memories...When I awake you should tell me a story from your past. It will be fun..."

With that, she was snoring within moments, weary eyes closed and cheeks lightly flushed.
Eliza bit her lip, as he attended to her neck,"Owww...I know, I know. It did work though. Couple of bumps and cuts make a very interesting story. Also good partnership."

She sighed, trying to clear her mind,"We have to get back to the mission. We already are two days behind schedule, and have had two attempts on our lives. I'm thinking that someone really doesn't want us to take this case."

She shut her eyes, her fingernails digging into her legs as he applied some more bandage on a few other wounds,"I mean, taking down an entire air-ship just to kill two agents. Whoever wanted to pull that off has large bollix. Unless we weren't the only two agents on the ship. We need to get a hold of the ministry and give them our where abouts. I hope the boss doesn't can me for this. Obviously it wasn't my fault but perhaps we should have planned better."

She looked up at him earnestly,"What are you thinking?"
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