KiraVanhelsing

Humans VS. Magic-Users (Ch.1:Beginnings)

-crickets chirp and out from the depths a soft sound echoes through the rp- I'm still here!

Humans VS. Magic-Users (Ch.1:Beginnings)

Funny Revenge Story!

So, I was somewhat interested in doing a school(college level) roleplay in which a young female serial killer kills male college students only to have her latest victim come back from the dead to enact his revenge. I don't want it to be too gory or evil, but rather I'd like to do a funny take on this more serious topic?

Perhaps make the two either fall in love or become best friends, because they are different. Maybe even the zombie wants to redeem the girl. I will leave that up to (you) if you like!

Plus zombies are always fun! Might as well mention as well, although it might be obvious I am looking for someone to play the male character, not the female role. Anyone interested?

Humans VS. Magic-Users (Ch.1:Beginnings)

Jinx Haven

“Look at this pretty little freckle. Mind if I have a taste.”

Jinx giggled as she sat on the pillows, nodding at the tan black-haired man smirking at her. Her flesh was emitting a pinky flourish as she sipped wine and looked at the three gorgeous men attending to her needs. The room was awash in light swirling cream pillars and pink and gold murals that spalshed against a warm pinky-red marble floor. Outside on the balcony there was a vibrant jungle with birds chirping and sunlight highlighting the translucent violet curtains that surrounded her. She through a grape in her mouth, standing up and walking barefoot onto the padio, her lace chemise barely hiding her bare pink form. The sun was warm against her flesh, as one of the men came over with the sun-screen lotion, wearing only a skimpy pair of boxers. He was a blonde with long flowing hair and white teeth that set off his green eyes, “Should I help you with that?”

Jinx smiled, “You can do whatever you want handsome.”

She giggled, walking over when another voice came from behind her, “You shouldn't make promises you don't intend to keep cold one.”
Jinx shivered, feeling the warmth from the sun fading away, “Not today. Please let me have this. Please.”

The room turned black and faded, the pillows fading away as cobwebs and vines crawled into the frigid space. The men fell lifeless to the ground only to turn to dust and bone. She turned away from them only to find a cracked mirror directly down the room from her. It exposed the grey-mottled flesh and bone that would be her true form. The figure behind her was charcoal black with white pointed teeth, dreads and red eyes that burned beneath the top hat and deep red dinner suit, “Sorry dear, but dreams are for the living. I don’t think you look that bad though.”

Jinx turned kicking an empty mug goblet that once contained her delicious wine, “You know Papa, if you weren’t so god damn condescending I would think you actually meant that.”

Legba smirked, “I never lie child, only convey the truth differently. You do look nice, pretty as a blue rose.”

Jinx crossed her arms not daring to look down, “Quit with the compliments and tell me what you want?”

The man smirked wickedly, “Just too check in. You were almost buried alive today. Have to make sure my investment is still in..commision.”

Jinx cursed herself as she looked down at the bones that made up her hands, and tapped them against the faded stone, “Nothing more then a scare. Unfortunately for you.”

“You think I want you to die?”

Jinx turned, “No. I think you want out of your situation.”

He moved silently coming to stand beside her, a cold wind brushing her whispy white and gristled hair across her face, “I am in no rush. Time is useful and I have plans still unseen. Don't make as many reckless decisions. Even the undead can pass into the nether if pushed too far.”

"Yeah yeah..Bring my boys back and piss off. I know you have the whole traveler between the worlds job, but you are really interfering with "Jinx's" alone time..and that is unforgivable, especially as you said I rarely dream. Lesson learned. Don't be such a clutzy bitch..blah blah..blah. Go away.

Papa smirked shaking his head,"If only you're rude comments didn't stand past the sands of time. Just like your father."

Jinx,"My father? Wait..Papa. You've seen him. How's he doing? Tell him I..HEY! DON'T WALK AWAAAAAHHHHHH"

Jinx jumped up in bed with a deep gasp. She stretched out her hands to see the regular bluish white colour of her skin, instead of the wrinkled and grey flesh that covered her bones. She let out a breath of relief then looked past her hands down at the sheets, as a small drop of black liquid began to leave a stain. She touched her nose, “Shit.”

She jumped out of bed heading to the bathroom, shoving her hand under her nose to stop the black liquid from escaping. As she made it to the bathroom, she used a cloth and water to wipe away most of the blood, trying not to let it spill anymore all over Jin’s home. She looked out a window, noticing the sun was rising and the night had passed through relatively smoothly. She walked around noting Jin was nowhere to be found so she moved back to her room pulling out her charcoal pencils and graph paper. She sulked, moving out to the table and began drawing to calm down her mind after her loss of the three hotties and her interaction with Baba Legba.

Humans VS. Magic-Users (Ch.1:Beginnings)

<Snipped quote by KiraVanhelsing>

i think anytime this rp needs a bit of humor, we can count on jinx for some funny actions or clever words lol.

@Darlit Glitch

Damn Straight! I'm hoping I can supply some comic relief here and there. :D It will be fun!

Humans VS. Magic-Users (Ch.1:Beginnings)

I can't really post until Ish does. I mean I was considering a dream sequence with Jinx in a saucy male harem but I figured no one wants to read that...>.>

Humans VS. Magic-Users (Ch.1:Beginnings)

Jinx Haven

@Jin of Mana & @Hippo AF

Jinx felt defeated at the fact her joke didn't put a rise in him, and passed him the bowl,"No problem. Good food is...good food. I think I've had enough. I want more, but I fear my stomach might rupture with one more piece of potato." She paused letting a yawn escape her lips,"Sleep would be nice though."

She was exhausted. After her long day of travelling, dying and pulling herself out of a grave, her body was worn down and ready to recharge. She moved to a small rug laying out on her back getting comfortable,"Mmm...I feel really safe here. You never really know how homesick you are until your in a home. Sorry...I won't bore you with the details of my loneliness. There aren't too many that I keep locked away. Actually I have made many memories on my travels. Good ones.."

She paused her eyes staring ahead in memory,"Bad ones. Anyway...be careful with the hot red-head outside. He's trouble. Also again. Thanks Jin.."

Within a few moments snores came off of the floor and Jinx was asleep, her black hair slung behind her as she breathed shallowly, the pale blue of her skin a contrast to the rug beneath her. She curled to the left pulling up her knees to get more comfortable. Sleeping on the floor of a strangers house was something Gilbert would very much object to, but in this case she felt safe and comfortable. Weird. Might as well enjoy the comfort now though, she had a very bad feeling that tomorrow would be one hell of a bad day.

Humans VS. Magic-Users (Ch.1:Beginnings)

Jinx Haven

@Jin of Mana & @Hippo AF

Jin's tale made Jinx smile. Mr. Handsome was in love once, go figure! Her expression turned stern as she noted the sadness hidden underneath his tone as he spoke of her death. For a split second she wanted to offer him her services, but for some instinctual feeling she remained silent. As Jin offered her the stew she pulled it down to her lap wanting to eat rapidly with gusto. Instead she listened to his words and spoke up,"You didn't fail her, Jin. She made a choice, took a risk. I don't know circumstance or context but I know what guilt looks like. I don't want to offer unsolicited advice, but I can understand loss a bit better then most. I can't speak for the dead, but I know if she loved you, she would hate you blaming yourself, for something completely out of your control.

She took a bite of stew, before pausing, her eye twitching in pleasure,"HOLY FUCK! THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER EATEN!"

Regardless of the heat she took spoonful after spoonful into her mouth, until she was scraping the bowl clean,"Damn that was good. Dear god. You never know how much you miss food until you don't eat." She eyed up the third bowl with want before turning to look at Jin who still remained pensive,"You know I had a thing once. This guy named Victor. He was this librarian who used to stop by my farm whenever the library got a new map in. He was always so enthusiastic, explaining new routes I could take and books that would help me survive. He took all my firsts. First kiss, first..., and first love. ONLY love."

She paused smiling back at the memory of the brown-haired boy with blue eyes and freckles. She looked over at Jin,"Didn't work out of course. I wanted to travel and see the world, and he was expected to have a family. So we both went our separate ways, he getting married and having three kids, two daughters and one son, and I have my maps."

She forced her smile,"People make choices, and I don't regret mine, I hate children."

She laughed, moving over to the stew bowl to take some more after asking Jin,"Wow this conversation turned serious, didn't it? Tell me something you like to do for fun! I bet you paint unicorns in your spare time? Am I right? If I go in your room are there gonna be hung up unicorn portraits?"

Jinx looked over at his bedroom winking awkwardly.

Humans VS. Magic-Users (Ch.1:Beginnings)

Jinx Haven

@Jin of Mana

The locket opened and closed within his palm, catching Jinx's attention right away. She figured that that was the same locket, the weeping widow was offering. She also noted the fact that Jin's mind was elsewhere. She smiled at his comment about the clothes,"Oh no need to worry. The drawstring is keeping the pants up. I usually am not this thin either. As said haven't really eaten in awhile. When I do, I usually fill out a bit more."

Jinx felt silly talking about her weight, she just hated the silence. Jin seemed like a solemn stay at home guy, who seemed perfectly comfortable alone. She hated that. Since she was three she hadn't been truly by herself, so being silent made her feel awkward and nervous. She stood beginning to walk around and look at the small little knick knacks Jin had lying around. At the mention of the stew she had been smelling since she exited the bathroom, she gave a wide smile, drool almost dripping off of her lips,"OH YES! Haha, I quite literally am starving! I was waiting for you to mention it. Smells great by the way."

She stood up following him to the pot where he gave the stew a few more stirs,"Damn! That looks so good. You don't know how lucky you got it here man! Nice locket by the way. Belong to an ex-lover or something? Maybe your mom?"

Jinx gave a cheeky smile then turned back to the living room sitting on the chair and putting her feet up. Mia floated into the room and sat at the table, looking at an open book with a pensive stare. Jinx blinked a few times then turned to look out the window, her eyes glazing over the dark light hitting the nearby trees. She tried to stare deeper into the forest but blackness was at the end of her sight. She turned back to Jin who again looked like his mind was elsewhere,"I don't know where your brain is buddy, but your wasting precious minutes of your life in that spot. You can talk to me about it, if you wish. All my friends..are dead...so no need to worry about me spilling the beans."

Jinx inwardly laughed. Haha, that was a good one. I have been waiting to use that for forever! Pun number 187, COMPLETE!

Humans VS. Magic-Users (Ch.1:Beginnings)

<.< Sorry to hear you aren't doing too great! Hopefully everything turns out alright! :D