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Name: Jake A.K.A KRAZY J (yes with a K) or KARMA GUARDIAN.

Age:23

Appearance: red and black hair for now (it changes allot), blues eyes mostly (left eyes fucked up from a paintball), skinny/athletic I prefer to tone not build, and Caucasian.

Random Notes:I've done allot of different things like worked at renaissance festivals as a jester, pirate, knight, and elf. Doing a little bit of everything as in sword, staff, and whip fighting, being a vendor (making and selling stuff like chain mail), and being a jester (walking around, swallowing swords, juggling, and doing tricks with cards/coins). Then of course the regular retail work along with industrial work.

Likes: Anime, Bacon, Role Playing, Music, Anime, Smoking, Gaming (ps3 and CPU), Swords/Knifes, Zombie Apocalypse, Survival, and Anime

Dislikes: Most People (stupidity knows no bounds), Being Short (5'6"), MAYONAISE, and God-moding.

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Jake had finally drank the last of his case and he would have gone to get more if it weren't for the fact he couldn't stand or walk straight he lit up the last cig in his second pack and he sat there thinking about what all went on tonight.To be honest allot of it was blurry all he remembered was arty...shots girl....nori and....shit.He remembered the white Russian he had dumped on Ryva he kinda chuckled at it but thinking it over in his head he remembered hearing nori say it was fine or something like that maybe Ryva was just trying to give arty space that's what he did....and a bit more.He ducked his head in his arms thinking how much more of a douche they all thought he was,maybe he should apologize but how he wasn't very good at talking to people and yeah she'd probably be at club lush again given she works there but how would he apologize,he wasn't one for making cookies or gift baskets unless she'd take a basket of alcohol he didn't know what else to do.She probably doesn't need money given she's in a band and she already has a dog.He ran it through his mind anything he could use as a piece offering but he couldn't think of anything she didn't already have.'What are you doing with yourself Jake your digging yourself a grave and your getting closer to that 6' mark as you think.Maybe you just don't belong in this world'.Jake felt for the spot of loose dirt and then he pushed the dirt away,there it was the reason he hated weapons,and the reason he lost everything he loved.It was his dad's 12 gauge.He looked it over pondering the pro's and con's (though there weren't that many).'Death is the only adventure I haven't been on yet,maybe I should see what it would be like for when someone starts that adventure they cannot tell of what lies after.Could it be heaven where everything is peaceful and where my parents are waiting for me to come and be a family again,or was it nothing but a black void you can never escape.Either way was it worse then the life I have now,I may have money and fame and a friend maybe two but what would it be like,for the mess I made of myself tonight was pretty bad and I don't think I'll be able to make it right.Arty probably thought he was a 'twat' as he called it,I pretty much made myself known as a crazy drunk hobo.Maybe I should just end it here,end the pain I cause to others around me,end my suffering that never leaves me alone.' He pondered his question to himself and looked at the 12 gauge.'Maybe I should wait and see what comes of it tomorrow I'll just go to club lush in the early mourning and grab my normal wears(which he left in the employees changing room) and go around town to see what his name was becoming. He then took the last puff off of his cigarette put it out on his knee and threw it at the trash can (he missed but he didn't see where it went) and covered the shotgun back up.Just as he was about to fade into the darkness he so despised,sleep,he noticed a man that he had seen walking his dogs at night before but why was he here this late he normally walked his dogs much earlier so he took out his earphones to hear what the mean was saying."Oy!" the man yelled as he walked up to jake."What the hell? Don't end your life out here, if that's what you're thinking, young man." Jake looked up at the man and simply said "We all have our inner demons for 'pain may be mental but it's the mental pain that kills you the most' and I don't intend to use it tonight my inner demons almost got the best of me that's all." As he looked up at the man with a bit of a surprise on his face. No one had ever noticed his time of mental conflict at night or at least never asked him about it.
Name:Erik (A.K.A. Krazy-E) Enigma

Codename: Code breaker

Age: 23

Appearance: Height:6'4"
Weight:375lbs (metal is heavier then flesh and muscle after all)
Hair: Carrot top
Eyes: Blue=normal/Red=bionic
Erik's right arm,left arm,right leg,right eye,lungs,ribs,half of his heart,and part of his brain are bionic,all but his left arm,right part of his skull,and lung ports (and of course his right eye) are covered in artificial flesh.

Personality: He stays to himself and likes to be left alone while he works most of the time.He works well under pressure for the fact the part of his brain that reacts to fear was damaged (like it stopped him anyway) .He always has a cig in his mouth and his mind on computers and he is almost emotionless but still has his heart (one of the few organs that didn't need to be completely replaced) .He grew to be partially insane a.i. he talks to himself allot and he has 'bursts' (he'll laugh at random things said or done normally sadistic or masochistic).

Service Record: Erik was drafted at the age of 19 after hitting his head in a parkour accident. (explained in the back story).His record (on the books) shows he was merely a marine on missions by the name of 'Bomb Shell','Extremist Clean-up',and 'Bone Yard' but in reality (only known by the higher ups) he was on these missions as a hacker.

'Bomb Shell' was an operation started to gather intel on bombs.The Extremist's were hiding bombs away to try to take out key operations at some of japan's science labs.The marines were ordered to locate the depots that were holding the bombs before they were to be transported and when they did they soon found that there were too many depots to attack at once and they were heavily guarded so they brought Erik in for the job.Erik hacked there systems to cause the bombs to go off while they were being loaded on transport trucks for they might have been armored on the outside but on the inside they were vulnerable.The bombs went off taking out the trucks,depots,and all Extremists around them.Unfortunately some Extremists escaped.

Cover up:The marines found them and eradicated all Extremists and set the bombs to take out the depots.

'Extremists Clean-up' was a search and destroy operation to take out the remaining Extremists that managed to get away from the explosions from the previous operation.They were hiding amongst Japanese civilians.Erik hacked the cameras and with in a weeks time had the locations of all remaining Extremists in hiding amongst the civilians and had marine spec-ops dispatched to eliminate them silently to keep the public out of panic.

Cover up: None needed.

'Bone Yard' was a major threat mission.Extremists had a missile facility hidden in the Taklamakan Desert set to fire upon Japan's most militia populated cities.They put Erik in the operation to find and disable the missiles before they fired and he did indeed trace there position and find the facility but he couldn't stop the launch without hacking into the launch computer directly so they sent him in with a team of marines to disarm the missiles and clear the facility of all extremists.they managed to clear the facility of all extremists unfortunately he didn't get to the computer in time to stop the launch and the missiles were heading straight for the targeted cities.He told the marines to leave the facility and he would reroute there target to the facility and destroy all trace of extremists activity.He managed to hack into the missiles system and change there course back to the facility but he didn't have enough time to get far enough away from the blast and he was blown apart and that was the end of the great hacker 'Code Breaker'...or was it?

Back story: Erik Enigma was not your average person he lived for the thrill and was one spunky self raised rebel.The extremists killed his parents when he was 12 on one of there attempts to fight back against Japan.He then was forced to live a life of stealing and hiding.By the age of 14 he started smoking (because who was there to tell him he couldn't) and he had a pretty good setup for he was always good with computers they just came naturally to him and he became quite the little hacker.He jail-broke his three laptops which he had wired together and was doing online college for computer techs and programing until he surpassed the lessons of the college at age 16 when he learned binary code as a language.He then created himself a new identity (Erik downing) and life,he kept expanding his knowledge on computers but started feeling bad at the shape he was in he wired himself a membership at a gym and got into parkour.At age 17 he wanted to take it farther and got into MMA he learned several different styles including moi thai,jui jitsu,kick boxing,and even the art of the blade (mainly for swords peeked his interest).By the age of 19 he was known as "FEAR" his record was 36-0 with 4 champion ship fights (2 per year) under his belt.Though this is where it gets tragic.His next champion ship fight was getting close so he went in for his medical check-up as was required for matches and as normal he had to mess with the machines that scanned the DNA to change the name but by now he could do that from his phone.Unfortunately the doctor came back with some bad news...he had cancer and his lungs were almost shot.He was told he couldn't compete in the MMA anymore so he lost his champion ship,he got to keep his belt but it only reminded him of more of his past accomplishments and loss so he turned to his other form of being out there and free,his parkour which he was pretty well known for given the fact he was a bit of a daredevil.Again Unfortunately his want to always be better got the best of him and he tried a new stunt.He was going to do a twist flip from one building top to another and on top of that he upped the distance as well,his current flip distance was 6' so he searched and searched until he found two buildings that were 8' apart.He set his camera up on the opposite building top and prepared for the stunt.He did his normal slogan with his hands in the rock-on position crossed over his chest and his head pointed down.As he looked back up at the camera he said "this is Krazy-E and another crazy stunt" He explained the stunt to the camera and then got in position ready to flip.His flip was perfect but his landing not so much,he slipped backwards falling onto the metal stairs on the side of the building and hitting his head.When he came too he was in the hospital and around him was a doctor and what looked like a high ranking general.The general greeted him "Hello Erik Enigma we've been tracking you for a very long time and now thanks to your little mishap we have found you but you need not fear for I'm not here to take you to prison In fact I would like to offer you a job we could use someone with your skills on a computer and the pay would be substantial plus we'll bring in your customized computer set-up.Of course you can always spend the rest of your life in prison if you choose to decline my offer."Erik always jumping at new opportunities and he gets to do what he loves most...without being hunted down and having to cover his tracks plus what did he have to lose even though he was well known he had no friends or family to go home too "I'll take the job"he said without hesitation.He spent 4 years working as an under cover hacker known as "Code Breaker" until his latest mission, operation 'Bone Yard' after he rerouted the missiles he escaped the facility but he wasn't far enough away from the blast radius and pieces of the facility came flying at him cutting off both his arms and his right leg and damaging other parts of his body.They sent a team to try to find him and when they did he was under a piece of metal wall that crushed his body.When he woke up he was in a medical bed and around him was a doctor and what looked like a government official.The government official walked up to him and said "your body is severely damaged your missing your left and right arms,right leg,right eye,and several ribs.On top of that your heart,skull,lungs,and part of your brain was damaged.You may be bed ridden for the rest of your life." As soon as Erik heard that he began to yell (though it was painful) "you've got to fix me I'll do anything I can't be like this you might as well shoot me now and get it over with..." the government official interrupted him "calm down I have an offer for you I know someone who can fix you up brand new no better then brand new.We can give you mechanical parts that will keep you alive and even enhance your 'skills'. All you have to do is join my new program, the SSF Saibo Strike Force.You will be better then you've ever been before.Decline my offer and you will stay like this for the rest of your life"Erik without hesitation said "I'll do it count me in" For he never turned down new opportunities and he's always trying to better himself plus he wouldn't be able to stand being bed ridden the rest of his life. "but I have one request" The government official raised an eyebrow as Erik finished his sentence."I want my computer set-up and to be stocked on marlboro blacks shorts (his favorite type of cigarettes)." The government official smiled and replied "I'll think about the cigarettes but I don't think you'll be in need of your old computer system"Erik tried to respond but then his vision started blurring and he started dosing off."the procedure is about to start good to have you aboard Code Breaker".

Weapon: retractable finger blades (for his hands are his greatest weapons)

Cybernetic upgrade: His brain can connect to any system he links it to (wireless of course but he has to be able to see it to link to it after that he can connect and use it as you would any device)

Other: Tattoos: FEAR across the top of his back do to that was his MMA name,the marines insignia on his right shoulder to portray his position in the military before he joined SSF,and a computer chip with a CB in the middle of it on the lower back of his head (recent) To portray his enhancement.
Always on him: He always wears jeans and never wears a shirt,and he always carries a pack of cigs,lighter,multi-tool,and a variable zoom scope ( so he can link to devices from a distance) on him.

@TheMusketMan Is this good? lol Let me know if anything needs to be changed
@Saarebasok dude best of luck I know how 'fanicky' they are
This looks like an awesome RP I'll join
After the skulls blunt but amusing words and with a mischievous smile he opened up a portal inside the coffin for the ghoul to sleep then he turned and walked out of the train and into the school.He turned his head to speak to Aliaah "I have to take this werewolf to a bed but as soon as I get him there I'll be free to go where you wish."He walked to the dorms and laid the werewolf on one of the larger beds in the room and covered him up.Again turning to speak to Aliaah "Now that he's taking care of where would you like to go first"
After his new song he decided to do one more for the crowd and for himself.He then thought for a second going through his songs in his head.He then looked to the crowd and spoke into the mic one more time before starting."Hey I got one more for you tonight before I disappear but I got to ask you a question first are there any people here that gave themselves to god and think there going to heaven because of so? You should probably leave LMFAO"He started his song right as he started laughing. After he was done he dropped his stuff at the stage,went straight to the bar ordered a case of there strongest percentage,laid down $500,and put it in his bag.His mind was starting to get the best of him so he walked out the side entrance,not even caring he was still in his Jake Vanguard attire (minus his jacket) he didn't stop for fans or cameras and he soon lost them in an ally then he proceeded to his normal spot in shine park.He sat the case down as he felt around the tree for some loose dirt,when he found it he sat next to it and pulled the cases closer he pulled out the rest of his carton of marlboro black cigarettes out of his bag,lit up a cigarette, and started on his first bottle.As he drank and smoked memories of his father wouldn't leave him alone.He put in his earbuds to blot them out,finished of his first bottle,and a pack of cigs then grabbed another pack,another bottle,and leaned against the tree. As he drank and smoked he faded into his music
hey i'm gonna be blunt i'm a newbie dumbass who still hasnt figured out how to completely use this site how do you start a new post/rp i have an idea but i cant figure out how to post it as an rp???@Dynamo Frokane
@Roecoonuh hey guys...I don't want to tell anyone what to do, but there has been a lot of posts since narcotic's last one, so maybe we should wait for her?

@Dynamo FrokaneI agree
@Dynamo FrokaneHey sorry boss allot of people posted already so i just made another post I'm gonna add more to it but
I didn't wanna leave you hanging
Jake was just finishing his 18th white russian he saw some girl pushing past not only shots girl but nori he instantly got up,grabbed three more white russian's and headed towards the door he walked up to arty ignoring the dog and the rude girl at the door"Arty are you ok out here"He steps in between Ryva and Arty.It was obvious Jake was drunk but he sobered up quick for he wasn't about to let some person push his friends around."looks like someone wasn't taught manners when she was a we pup huh?"Ignoring whatever smart ass or otherwise comment coming from the rude girl he turned to nori and shots girl"you guys ok I'm sorry some people thinks it's ok to do whatever she wants because she's rich and famous but she should also know so am I and I don't give a shit nor do i care for people messing with my friends so maybe she should back off.Oh and also"He turned to arty again ignoring the rude girl and her dog."Here I brought this for you and if beaureguard wants to say anything about it he can talk to this dick(Gesturing to himself) "you need it"He handed two of the white russian's to arty."And by the way this one's for you my lady you looked a little 'thirsty'"He said in a sarcastic tone as he dumped the last one on Ryva.He then stumbled back to the bar,ordered five more and chugged them all one after another for he was royaly pissed if it would have been a guy he would of gotten decked no one pushes his friends 'as he saw it' when he was drunk!!You can guess by now he was feeling really good and he was debating on going up and singing a song or dancing before he got thrown out of the club so he walked up to the stage grabbed his red and black electric guitar,plugged it up to the main stage amp, and grabbed the mic"HEY I WANT ALL THE PUNKS,THE OUTCASTS,THE SNEEKY TEENS.ALL THE RIOTERS AND PYROS AND STRAIGHT OUT FREAKS LIKE ME TO GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR RIGHT NOW.HERE WE GO!!!" Everybody's attention was now at the stage to see what the commosion was and as they realized that it was Jake Vanguard the screaming and camera flashing started.Then Jake took off his jacket and threw it into the crowd and as the people fought over it he put the mic on it's stand and pulled his guitar up,signaled the lights and extras operator,and as the lights all went to red and moved all around the dance floor and sparks shot from the corners of the stage he rocked the crowd to his new song 'RIOT'.
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