It was a cool night, and the Chelsea Dance Club scene had not been prepared for their newest member. Across the dance floor, a 7 foot tall green woman shimmied with two drinks in hand. She was, very transparently, having a rather good time. So much so, that she didn't really notice when she bumped a little bit too hard into people... Now of course, bumping into people at a club was just a thing that happened, but well. Those men and women who were unlucky enough to get near to this dancer were left feeling like running head first into a brick wall may have been a bit of a more enjoyable experience. One poor man was sent sprawling to the floor on accident.
Meanwhile, standing at the bar was another, very tall, very formidable, woman. She wore a figure hugging purple dress and had a long full head of vibrant red hair. She was not in a very good mood. Truthfully, she never was. But tonight was even worse than usual, the idea had been to go out dancing, have a drink, enjoy herself. Forget about her stupid boyfriend.
'I don't know what I ever saw in that asshole' she thought for the 20th time.
'Damn, got to stop thinking about Carl...' The red haired woman ordered another drink.
In one hand, She-Hulk held a full pitcher of vodka, fruit juice, and energy drinks. In the other was a barrel of beer, she wasn't sure at this point of what kind. Heineken? She thought she remembered that correctly, but honestly could not be certain. It was slowly dawning on her that both of her drinks were almost empty.
'Already? But I just got them?!' a very open look of disappointment spread across her face. Usually it might have been because of the extortionate costs of the beverages themselves, She-Hulk didn't have to worry about that after all she just put it on her Avengers card. However, it was still annoying having to go and order new drinks... As the somewhat disgruntled and frustrated She-Hulk now shimmied off the dance floor she noticed a few more men who had been busy gawking at her. She gave them a look and a smile that was somewhat a mixed message of
'Thank you, but not a chance.'"Just hurry it up already will ya?! How hard is it to make a porn star martini?!" The red haired woman thumped the bar table, of holding herself back enough that she didn't break the thing. Even so reaction of the bar from the impact made the other club goers take a few steps away.
"Porn star martini? Hah, what the heck is that?! A voice all to familiar to the red haired woman could be heard obnoxiously loud over her shoulder.
"YOU!!!!" The red haired woman turned around at a speed that gave observers whiplash, partially blinded by rage she sent out a backhand to a now open space of air. Even so it was like there was a strong gust of wind in the club at that moment.
She-Huk had not exactly dodge the blow, she had lost her balance leaning backwards and had landed on her backside.
"Woah, is that you Red?! She-Hulk shouted through a surprised grin. This frustrated the red haired woman to no end. She tried her best to stomp the woman before her into the ground.
Catching the heeled foot of the red haired woman with both arms
"C-careful Red! There is too many people around. The red haired woman's face twister in anger even more so.
"What the hell do I care about that Greenie?! Plus, stop calling me Red! The name's Titania!!!" Titania yelled out at the top of her lungs as she too lost her balance, landing on the floor on her backside.
At this point the club was pretty much frozen. The blaring music and flashing lights were still going but the people who weren't fleeing like wise level headed people were caught like a deer in headlights as they stated at She-Hulk and Titania.
"Alright, my bad. But to be fair you always call me Greenie." She-Hulk said almost guiltily, arms now firmly wrapped around the leg of Titania.
"I don't care!! LET GO!!!!" THWOMP!! She-Hulk was sent skidding along the floor in a seated up position by a nasty heel to the face. The crowd ran and dived out of the way, parting a clear pathway between the two woman. This was the signal for the stragglers to get out of there.
On her knees She-Hulk massaged her face.
"Wow, you could have taken your heels off first. That hurt like hell." Titania could not hear that comment over the music. However, fortunately for She-Hulk, Titania was in fact removing her heels. She had no intention of fighting in them after all, she respected her ankles enough to save them from that torment.
"This was supposed to be a relaxing night!!" Titania rushed across the dancefloor with outstretched hands looking to throttle She-Hulk.
THWACKKK!An uppercut to the jaw sent Titania flying upwards off her feet, her head snapping back as she goes face first into the ceiling of the club. Dust and plastering pours down in unsettling amounts before Titania herself comes crashing back down to the floor.
"Yeah tell me about it! What's the deal anyway?! You aren't robbing this place are you?!" She-Hulk questioned Titania with a confused tone in her voice.
SLAM!A table broke over the head of She-Hulk as it had been thrown at full force by Titania. Rushing forward Titania wrapped her arms around the waist of She-Hulk and continued running.
CRASH!!!Into the wall and through the wall, She-Hulk and Titania found themselves now out on the street.
"Ack, get off me will yah?!" She-Hulk shouted as she pulled free from Titania's grip and giving her a solid headbutt on the nose.
"Damn..." She-Hulk looked on with dismay at the hole in the wall left behind the two of them. Superheroes always dosed out a healthy amount of property damage one way or another, but speaking as a Hulk, she worried about it quite a bit. She-Hulk liked to be responsible... Well, she liked to be seen as responsible... Well...
THWAP. THWAP.Titania threw two haymakers at She-Hulk, sending her soaring in an arc across the street right into the side of a van. The van crumpled with little resistance, leaving a ginormous dent in the side where She-Hulk now rested.
"In for a penny..." She-Hulk standing up took hold of the van by its side with her two hands and swung it round in the direction of Titania. Which she then just let go of...
Before she could react Titania was hit front on by the van, sending her bouncing her way back into the club.
Somehow, back at the bar Titania stood up to found the pornstar martini that she ordered. Breathing heavily she stopped herself for a moment, picked up the drink, and took a sip.
Stepping through the hole in the wall She-Hulk smiled gently as she slowly walked up to the bar.
"Did you get it all out then?" She asked with a grin.
"Just shut up will you? Why were you even here, did you follow me or something? Titania snapped.
She-Hulk raised her hands defensively
"No, no of course not. I just thought it would was a good night to wind down a bit.
I swear, didn't even know you were here." She-Hulk made her way around the bar and picked up another barrel of beer.
"Oh... Well I suppose you and I had the same idea then..." Titania said, cooled down a bit.
Taking a swig from the barrel of unknown beer, She-Hulk pointed at the empty martini glass.
"You paid for that right?"Titania looked at her with an annoyed glare
"You can't be serious can you Greenie?" there was some of her usual venom behind those words.
With a hearty chuckle She-Hulk placed down the barrel of beer.
"Ahaha, no, no. Just a joke Titania, drinks are on me."The two woman shared several drinks that night. Although they had both took a good shot at the other both women were also practically unscratched. By the end of the night they even shared the dance floor. If only Titania could be convinced to give up those criminal activities...
She-Hulk: Multiversal Mayhem Tie-In #1
Location - Times Square, Manhattan, New York City, New York.
It was utter mayhem at Time's Square. And not the usual kind of mayhem. For some reason this young group of teenagers had thought it would be a good day today to go out shopping, sightseeing. Have fun! How wrong they were. From the skies something indescribable, incomprehensible was happening! What looked like tears in the sky ripped apart among the clouds. Screams were coming from all around them, sirens were sounding off. All in all, it was pandemonium!
The teenagers stood there, completely frozen in fear as they saw the sky begin to be occupied. Those ships? Is that what you called them? Those were from those thingys from all those years ago, they all remembered hearing about them and seeing pictures of them from when they were younger and they were surely talked about at school. The Dominators, no way someone could forget those. It was those creepy looking aliens that tried to take over the earth! If those heroes hadn't shown up... Although they wouldn't admit it, these young folks collectively had dozens of nightmares featuring those aliens, now to actually be seeing those ships above them... It almost made them forget they were standing in the middle of a road.
BEEEP BEEEP! The horn of a truck sounded off as it was barrelling through with and absolutely hectic surge of traffic behind them. All driving away at full speed from something... They weren't slowing down.
Just in the nick of time the four of them had been whisked off their feet and were now on a pavement, or side-walk. And before them stood a tall green woman. They had heard of her before. This was She-Hulk.
"You lot better get somewhere safe. Any of you have phones on ya?" She-Hulk smirked as she heard her own question.
"Pfah what am I talking like an old woman for? Keep your eye on the news for alerts will you? Should get told where to evacuate to. Here." She-Hulk took out a few notes of cash from her wallet which was stored in a rather well hidden pocket on her combat suit.
"Run, see if you can catch a bus or get a ride, I am sure you won't need it but just in case."The teenagers looked thankfully at the woman, not sure of how to voice that thanks they nodded their heads and began to run in the direction that all the traffic was heading.
"Just what is going on..." She-Hulk looked to the sky at the ships of the dominators. She could hear one of her Avengers devices beeping, was it her watch? Phone? She was a bit preoccupied at the moment to completely pinpoint which one. Squinting her eyes as she looked up as ground her teeth. The muscles on her legs tensed up as she squatted, preparing to jump up into the air. Unfortunately flying wasn't on the table for her but she could find her own way of getting on top of those buildings.
Only just before she could actually jump.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!She-Hulk was hit in the face by some massive, whip like movement. Sending her crashing through the building that she was standing in front of. She was dusting herself off when the T-Rex roared at Times Square... She had just got hit in the face by a dinosaurs tail...
What the...
Master Bruce
