Lalliman

100 vs. Big Bad!

Calm down motormouth, you're allowed to take your time. Now, i know we're not supposed to be nitpicky about characters here, but i'm gonna point some things out anyways. - You say time magic doesn't stop the time of living creatures, but can they still be slowed? - The Elf's sword cuts through armour but deals little damage. How does that even work? It can cut metal but not flesh? - What's magical about her bow?

100 vs. Big Bad!

Note that since Obadiah is a southern gentleman, he's also rather a casual sexist. Hopefully, hilarity ensues.

100 vs. Big Bad!

Obadiah P. Spider casually leaned on his cane as he watched the projections with his eight beady black eyes. When the fairy was done, he stood up straight and twirled the cane in his hand. “Y’all don’t have nothin’ to worry about, good ol’ Obadiah’s got this. I’ve beaten more whippersnappers with my trusty cane than I have held dollars in my hand, and I am a successful businessman. Just leave any of them to me, and I assure you, you will not be disappointed. Well, except them gun-wielders. Spiders are allergic to bullets, did y’all know? I learned that b-” He fell silent when he caught sight of the magnificent giant spider woman. Such a beautiful set of long, armoured legs was truly worthy of praise. Already having forgotten what he was previously saying, he scurried over to her, causing his top hat to teeter on his head. “Good day, my lady!” he said, bowing before her extravagantly. “I had not expected to find a woman so fine as you around here. Please, allow me to protect you against these ruffians that will be invading us."

100 vs. Big Bad!

Too many PCs on our side, that is. No, the small spiders aren't poisonous. But Obadiah probably is, i hadn't thought of that somehow. I'll go add that in in a moment. He's a classy fellow though, so he doesn't bite people often. As awesome as that would be, Cane doesn't seem like an equal match. He may pack a ton of force, but i assume he still fights like an old man.

100 vs. Big Bad!

Okay, this character makes no fucking sense, but for some reason i really like him. I'll withhold Shen for now, cause i don't wanna fill the RP with too many PCs. I'll try to post with Obadiah today.

100 vs. Big Bad!

Name: Obadiah P. Spider Race: Nobody knows for sure. When asked, he just says he’s a spider. Age: Unknown Appearance: Obadiah is a humanoid arachnid, standing almost six foot tall with a lean build. His face is that of a furry spider and his hands are three-fingered claws, with one of the claws being an opposable thumb. His four upper limbs are used as his arms and his four lower limbs are paired together into two humanoid legs, Squidward style. He always wears a neat business suit, consisting of a grey jacket and matching pants, a black bow tie, and below the jacket a white button-up shirt with black suspenders. He’s never seen without his top hat, monocle and walking stick. Despite having no lips or tongue, he speaks in a perfectly clear human voice. He has a distinctive southern (as in southern USA) accent and a rather posh tone. Obadiah without his jacket (imagine his second pair of arms) Abilities Cane fencing – Obadiah is a master swordfighter… with canes. He can effectively wield up to four canes at once, one in each hand. Hammerspace mastery – He insists it’s spiderspace, but the effect is the same: he can pull items out of nowhere. Or rather, he pulls them out of his clothing despite having obviously no room inside his suit for all these objects. He can only summon a few select objects, however, including: -Spiders: he can make small spiders (~1 cm long including the legs) pour out from every nook and cranny of his clothing, hundreds of them in a matter of seconds. -Spider fists: They’re actually boxing gloves weighted with a metal core. If he takes off his top hat, he can use it to fire these like a cannon. He can launch one every half second and they fly at the speed of an arrow. -Wooden canes: sturdy oaken ones, identical to the one he always carries around. -Spare monocles -Spare top hats (I may add others mid-game if they make sense to me.) Spider control – He can control spiders telepathically. When used on large groups of them, it looks a lot like waterbending, as the spiders can cling together to form amorphous shapes. Unlike waterbending, there is no telekinesis involved, so they can’t float off the ground.

100 vs. Big Bad!

I just thought of the most awesomely stupid character that i have to enter into this now. Gimme a moment to work him out...

100 vs. Big Bad!

I'll enter with evil Shen. Gotta consider whether i wanna patch up his old CS or just go CSless like Vordak.

100 vs. Big Bad!

Did you get stuck in a Lemony Snicket book? *badum tshh* I meant don't change the powers for the sake of matching our power level. Do if they actually fit well.

100 vs. Big Bad!

Don't edit their powers, that's breaking the formula! Just bring in last-second reinforcements if the bad guys are too powerful. Like 7 people post in the interest check, 1 makes it to the OOC. Typical. I suppose i'll put in a character as well then. Soon.