Larfleeze

Stick Fortress

>TULE, THE LIVING DESERT slowly begins absorbing the dirt it touches at the rate of 2 grains per second
>spooky/funky desert music starts inexplicably playing from an unknown source

Stick Fortress

>Bite chunks out of anyone who attempts to steal TULE, THE LIVING DESERT
>Their flesh will go toward nourishing TULE, THE LIVING DESERT by 12 grains.

Stick Fortress

>The individual Eldritch grains of sand that compose TULE, THE LIVING DESERT begin vibrating as Pink nears
>Stares intently into the jar containing TULE, THE LIVING DESERT, realising it is just under half-full

Stick Fortress

TOOL, THE LARFREEZE

@Azarthes

tfw you just want to ensure the return of TULE, THE LIVING DESERT but people keep making fun of you and your friends on Skype are doing nothing but talk about Jaden Smith tweets...