Larfleeze

I just woke up

The last few nights I've been having more vivid dreams. I can almost feel what's going on; and I can definitely see what's going on. I think its because I've been sleeping above the covers recently; exposing myself to moonlight from the window. Could be it.

@BrobyDDark

It's not the moon... trust me. Also don't eat any Reese's Pieces in the next 24 hours, if you have, stop immediately. Don't worry I'm on my way.

Random shizzle

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Just let them have their moment.

@Joegreenbeen

Surgeons don't let cancer cells have their moment

Random shizzle

I have never wanted to be a mod so badly before...

David Cage Thread

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whatever you say, small hands.

@Mr_pink

THESE HANDS MAY BE SMALL BUT THEY HAVE COMMITTED SO MUCH SIN

David Cage Thread

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@BrobyDDark

>he doesn't have enhanced vision beyond any mortal man.



ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵖᶫᵉᵇᵇʸ, ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫ⁻ᵉʸᵉˢ

David Cage Thread

THE END IS NEAR. ANYONE WITH APOCALYPSE-STOPPING TIPS?

Step 2) Assemble the Wonderful 101

@Dinh AaronMk

DANGER'S COMIN', LOOMIN' LARGE, SO WHO'S GONNA MAKE A STAND?
ONE HUNDRED RANGERS ARE TAKIN' CHARGE, THE LINE IS DRAWN IN THE SAND
KNUCKLES CRACK IN TWO HUNDRED VERY DIFFERENT WAAAAAYS
BUT EACH AND EVERY ONE HAS GOT THE SAME THING TO SAAAAAY...

THE END IS NEAR. ANYONE WITH APOCALYPSE-STOPPING TIPS?

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And here I was thinking you'd respond with something a bit more original than a selfie and big letters.
Guess I shouldn't have kept my hopes or standards up too high then.

@ClocktowerEchos

You're wasting my time, creature. My patience is growing as thin as your hairline.

THE END IS NEAR. ANYONE WITH APOCALYPSE-STOPPING TIPS?

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Look whose talking :P

@ClocktowerEchos

Disappointing. I thought you might have responded with something beyond a child-like comeback and a couple of emoticons.

MEDIOCRE

THE END IS NEAR. ANYONE WITH APOCALYPSE-STOPPING TIPS?

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And, possibly, Aids.

@Sherlock Holmes

Only if you don't use protection, silly

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I said how to stop the world from ending, not how to be your mom

@ClocktowerEchos

And yet you persist on following my advice regardless, you filthy whore of a person.

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@GodOfWar

SICK MEME BRO XDDDDDDD UPBOAT!1