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The Xim believe they can acquire perfection and even godhood through science and genetic engineering. They want Kazzlehorf DNA to take anything useful from it and add it to their own genetic structure, while discarding anything not useful. Kinda like the Borg

If the Xim achieve their goal, they will have the strengths of every species and every conceivable being, with the weakness of none. They will truly be the perfect beings.

Kazzlehorf may not be all-powerful, but if they've survived long enough to reach the stars, they must have something useful that the Xim can add to their DNA.

That is what the Xim would ask for in exchange for killing your Explorer.

@Hael

The X'Cor may really only be useful for their speed and adrenaline glands. Literally the only things they have going for genes

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Kazzlehorf will give you lots of food for your animals.

By that I mean your populace.

@Arawak

No need food, want material. Must build more, must construct more ships.

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Kazzlehorf does trade. The best trader in the Galaxy is Kazzlehorf.

Kazzlehorf will give you lots of dead non-Kazzlehorf (*basically any Kazzlehorf that started calling itself a different name and/or behaved in 'non-Kazzlehorf' ways*) to feed to your animals in exchange for slaves and whatever fun toys you are willing to share. Kazzlehorf really likes the cyan goo. It's nice for a good ol' planetary bathing.

@Arawak

We have slaves!

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"E-everyone is perfect! Why must we always fight?!"

-some dead jellyfish alien IDK

@Shorticus

"SHUT UP SLAVE!"

-X'Cor slave master

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@Brink_

How about an alliance with the X'Cor

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No, Kazzlehorf is perfect.

X'cor are animals with spaceships. Very disgusting things.

@Arawak

*high pitched screeching* At least we have all the diversity we need! What are you? All the same! Barely any difference!

"Ugh, Empress calm down. We already have enough enemies! I beg thee- AGH!! Please!" *gurgled choking noise of someone dying*

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No.

Kazzlehorf is unique.

Kazzlehorf don't give a fuck about the other species (other than as pets to molest) like your species does.

Kazzlehorf is way smarter than Xim. Xim is species of idiot imperialists who keep thinking Kazzlehorf have flaws. No, Kazzlehorf is perfect. Nothing is better than Kazzlehorf.

@Arawak

The X'Cor will love to destroy them. I mean LOVE! They think their race is perfect? The X'Cor think their perfect. Conflict shall arise

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Ally with anyone and I will skin you all! Just kidding! Just did a quick rundown of the Empire's history!

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Anyone want to be a co-GM?

I need someone creative, and can help enforce my rules.

@Queen Raidne

It's interesting, and accepted. It reminds me of a Confederacy- each state is basically on their own in everything but name and occasional military support.

A lot of Xim leave the Initiative due to the lack of free will inherit in their government (as my CS will show). I imagine a good number of them will be in your nation.

@Hael

I'll take up arms as the CO-GM.

Also, none of them will come to me to be slaves??? What is this heresy?!

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One last shitpost for the day

When the X'Cor get pissed off:
Vegeta