Damnit guys, the monkey, the polar bear, the hog, and the Satanic leaf-tailed gecko have all predicted a Trump victory.
Oh, and some fat Indian dude with a big fire. You guys have it.
But fear not, Clintonians! For the tiger, the Brit, the Queen's corgis, and screaming hairy armadillo have all predicted a Clinton victory.
And some shaman in a fedora somewhere in Peru. So you yet have hope!
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Never! You remain our eternal (though little-seen) wanderer.
He's just our local mischevious, devious, troublemaker.