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noun

An ordinary graduating chink sitting behind a bizzare caricature of an egg.
"Name's LazyEgg, but you can call me Legg for short. Thanks ."
synonyms: scrub, so-so writer, broad variations of the term "asshole",
slightly inimical when provoked, lover of the dankest memes, requester of the highest of fives,
tamer of dragons, NoSleeper, likes to draw sometimes, enjoys horror, casual gaming, etc.



















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I'll wait a bit longer before I post so the other potential hunters get a chance to hop in, I suppose.

@Snass Thanks for the heads-up, bud. Hope things go well for you.

EDIT: Post up!
@potatochipgolem Thanks! I must say, your writing is pretty enjoyable to read either way, so it's no biggie.

also have some milk ready, bc things are about to get spicy

@Inertia shh don't tell em

@AspenIvan If you're lucky you can make it in time before Akio causes Salvyn to burn the manor down ;D

@potatochipgolem that... that's a very good point. Kudos

@LordOfTheNight HUSKY EYES DOE!










"Generosity like yours is very rare these days, young man. Blessed be are those who give without asking."

A smile crept onto Salvyn's face, delighted at the fact that he was in the company of a rather polite crowd. There was an abundance of the baked goods, and he figured why not. The boy watched as the suit of armour formed the sign of the cross. A... Roman Catholic? It would be rude to assume - not that he'd have a problem with the scenario either way. If anything, the mage hoped that once the man knew of his origins, he wouldn't be one to condemn him to the deepest pits of hell much like what had happened to his parents once his mother was set a due date. After all, he was actually pleasant.

Just as the brunet was about to hand the iron-man a pastry, he inserted his receiving hand into his garb.


"But I've had my meal just a while ago. Anymore and I won't be able to fit in this rusty old bucket. Thank you still, my child." an odd blink or three was cast in the shiny suit of armour's direction. Now, he was not one to push actions on people, and he was definitely not going to force-feed this new acquaintance through the ventilation of his helm, no. Although, he could've sworn he heard grumbling somewhere. Must've been the water still wish-washing around in his ear canals.

Salvyn shook his head and smiled, trying to initiate eye-contact with the man through the slits of his helm.

"That's nothing to worry about, sir. In fact, you don't look half as bad as you probably think! I will hold on to some of this bread until you start feeling peckish. Just let me know when you would like one."

A few seconds had passed until he had gotten the attention of the taller of the three. The bread was rather aromatic, and he was glad to be able to form a non-hostile environment with it. The giant turned to the boy, and he managed to give the man a quick once-over as he did so. It was a rather fascinating sight, one other people would usually deem "abnormal". Through the guise, he took note of the way his body parts were laced together with what looked like the sturdiest of strings. Scars were delicately scattered all throughout his body, forming a grotesque yet beautiful masterpiece. He reminded him of a painting. It was unlike anything Sal had seen before, so naturally he was not exactly sure whether to have been afraid or not. He watched as the brute picked up a piece of bread and nodded silently at him. The brunet nodded back at the mysterious figure, and was about to speak before the door opened abruptly.

"Please please come in, you are expected. I am Doctor LeStrange. We shall adjourn to the study, feel free to warm yourselves by the fire and make yourselves some drinks." The name rung familiarity around his head as he proceeded to walk in with the gang he would now refer to as fellow hunters. The manor's interior was filled to the brim with the rarest of antiquities, and paintings and shelves of books he'd so adored when he was a little boy. Caravaggio, a rather gorgeous painting done by the hands of Michelangelo hung around the lowly-lit fireplace just in the hallway. If it wasn't for everyone else's fast pace, he would have stopped to admire the work of art for at least an hour. He was always fond of paintings, and this was no exception.



The boss brought them all to the study, and began his introduction. "I realize many of you may have questions and I realize that many of you are curious as to why you are all here. It would surprise me a great deal if none of you were curious as to why a stranger summoned you to an organization you've never heard of."

Salvyn watched as the Doctor meddle with his pipe. He put in a significant amount of effort to not take control of the match's fire and create blazing trails with it like he used to back home. The study was absolutely jam-packed with the finest of literature lined up on the walls, along with a little bar on the other side of the room. What caught his attention the most was the remarkable fireplace just mere feet away from where he stood. His nature had him gravitating towards the warming facility as he kept an ear out for any information.

The boy cleared his throat, then carefully began.
"I've worked with your people before, sir. The Order, was it? I hunted and brought down wendigos alongside a fellow assigned to me-" he shot a quick glance to Akio. "...it's a pleasure meeting you for the first time. I'd be more than happy to eradicate evil for the good of the people, but I must ask: why did you bring us all here specifically?" and with that, he settled himself on a couch, and with a light snap of his fingers, he instantly lit the leftover charcoal sitting in the fireplace, illuminating the room a great deal. The large bag of bread sat next to him.


MENTIONED: @LordofTheNight @Inertia @potatochipgolem
@ayzrules Come and join us! :D

@potatochipgolem worry not, i'll have sal hold onto the bread for safekeeping until the knight feels the time is right :d also, vERYY curious as to what's under that helmet now. //raises eyebrows and strokes non-existent beard
pls

anyone

accept the bread







The young man, shrouded in darkness, waited in agony as the rusty ferry neared the coming port.

How long had he been hunched over? The duration of the travel had him dry-heaving and balancing the effort of keeping himself stable and trying his goddamn best not to fall over the edge. The waves were gentle, but his stomach growled in lack of agreement. Time bled much differently where he was from; a province allocated much too far from the rest of the world. As a result, he had been so far removed from the sea that he nearly forgot its existence. Sal had been brought up to stay calm in the face of danger, but this was a new type of battle, and the ocean sickness was not making it any easier on the poor boy. His organs seemed to bunch and swell, continuously thundering and hurling themselves against the walls of his body with little to no mercy on the boy. See, that was the danger, he mused miserably, of having spent his years on land. The trickiest route involved change. If anything, he knew that when it did come, it would seem too hurried. Too discourteous.

And a great change was indeed coming, he could feel it humming from the skies and pulsating within the flames of the tall torches that seemingly welcomed his arrival. They had a bond, he and the fire. For twenty-three years he felt the conflagration's burn as it coursed fiercely through his veins, giving him enough power to carry out the deed he was born to accomplish, but mostly using it to keep himself warm. His Goddess' gift granted him the ability to do more than just that, though.

Salvyn hopped off the ferry and tipped the oarsman, waving a shaky goodbye as he struggled to compose himself from the most wavy adventure. The air slightly shifted, and suddenly he had just barely been swallowed up by the hordes of people that undulated in harmony to the ebb and flow of the sea beside them. The young man held his breath as the rank sewage stench molested his nostrils, in an attempt to subdue the hostile odour. Voices flooded in from every direction, accompanied by the roughest of shoves and messy footwork that compared to the elegance of a bull ploughing headfirst into a brick wall. The crowds of people truly seemed to be the life of the atmosphere, paying no heed to the brunet that wished they were anything but.

There were too many people here - too many problems that reminded him of why his parents had to flee the city in reckless abandon. This was his true place of birth, but the Vatican State had chased his ancestors out for years if ever they were found to step foot in the premise. The reason? they were afraid. Scared of things they could not understand. Terrified of him.

The mage did his best to conceal his true nature under the hood of his cloak, and kept his gauntlets on at all times, if in any case he did manage to allow some of his magic to spill out. They weren't exactly fireproof, but they were sturdy and made from a material that was forged to handle the heat. They were designed with miniature holes at the tips, to regulate the intensity of his powers when he decided to use them. If anything, they were safe. He looked fairly innocuous, compared to the brutes and ragged streetwalkers that meant nothing good for the city, yet still somehow possessed the right to stay. Stifling a cough, he advanced carefully towards the location written to him in the letter he received.

Da pacem, Domine, in diebus nostris
Quia non est alius
Qui pugnet pro nobis
Nisi tu Deus noster


The church's haunting hymns echoed around the streets that stood in his way, causing the people to turn quiet and halt all types of conversation. This made for easier navigation, much to his surprise. A tall manor that boasted elegance came into view from behind a rustic bakery. The aromas that brewed inside were deeply tempting, and as a result he walked out of the confectionary with an assortment of baked goods, in exchange for a couple magic tricks and hushed bargains.

Salvyn once again made his way towards the manor, when he had just spotted a familiar face.

"AKIO? S'THAT YOU? Fancy seeing you here. Oh boy, it has really been a stretch of time!" Well, fuck. Salvyn exclaimed internally in utter disbelief. Sure they had been involved in the same company, but never would he have thought that fate would have them together in the same city after what had happened last time they went hunting.

"I suppose we are rather late - let's head on up before we get ourselves into a mess with the boss." and with that, he barely left Akio with anything to say. He was rather embarrassed, to say the least. The brunet gunned it to the large door, where two men stood waiting. One was clad in semi-heavy, iron armour, whereas the other stood much taller than the both of them combined, or so it seemed. They looked like the type of duo you wouldn't want to mess with, so it was obvious they were called in as well.

Salvyn peeled his hood back and glanced at the two.

"Greetings. My name is Salvyn. Would you lads care for a bite?" the man held out the bag in front of him, exposing its goods.


MENTIONED: @LordofTheNight @Inertia @potatochipgolem
I'll have a post up soon <3

Btw, really fancy the idea of the whole monster wikipedia thing. Pretty swish

EDIT: Post up. Also, I changed my face-claim ^^
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