Legend Begins

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Legend>

I think I can safely say I’m light on my feet these days, yeah.

@Audacious

On that lovely note—

<Snipped quote by Audacious>

Deal. And you'd be really easy to zoom out with if something went wrong.

@Legend

*Hands your phone back to you*
You should be good to go.

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Audacious>

I'm stressed out, okay. At least you're both easy to hug.

@Legend

It's the conditioner.
*Waves the device around you*

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Legend Begins>

… Also eerily relatable in a way?

@Audacious

So you know what it's like.
*Pulls a slate-gray enneahedron device from my cabinet and steps back toward the both of you*
Okay, let's see what we can do.

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Legend Begins>

Relatable. I think.

@Audacious

But long story short, I have the tools I need to make sure fake not-dad doesn't find me.
*Marches over to my room and starts rummaging through my closet*

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Legend Begins>

I just thought you were more… Normal? That sounds mean but I just mean you fit in as like, an average joe more than you clearly are. It goes without saying, interdimensional tracking and motion detector security in your apartment home aren’t “average joe” things.

@Audacious

That's all thanks to real dad~
*Winks*

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Legend Begins>

I think I may have slightly… Misjudged your capabilities, the first time we met.

@Audacious

Huh? What did I do back then?

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Legend Begins>

You'd really do that for me?

@Legend

Er, yeah? I'd have done it earlier if you called me.

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Legend>

<Snipped quote by Legend Begins>

That should be fine! Because then she can pop in, see that it’s all turned out fine because of however many millions of failsafes there are, and we can dip back out. No problem.

@Audacious

I can make that happen. Just don't bring anyone back with you.

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Legend Begins>

I think your bestie would appreciate it a lot.

@Audacious

<Snipped quote by Audacious>

*Nods quickly*

@Legend

Sure, I'll do that for you both. But once you leave, you're on your own. I can't go with you.

Myriad Reality

<Snipped quote by Legend Begins>

*Slowly moves my eyes to one side, scanning the room more carefully than before*
Oh.

@Audacious

But that's not important. If you're wanting to track that signal, I can do it for you.