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Current The longer you spend awake the less time you spend asleep.
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Every hour spent not eating is an hour spent getting hungrier.
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Cats are like dogs. Except dogs are better.
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Oh boy! Oh BOY! It's almost time for MHW: Iceborne.
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I'm just some filthy Australian.

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Oh wait. Just noticed.

Nathan probably has a bounty on his head.
Ok @Bluetommy I've done all the edits I could think of off the top of my head. Should I plonk it into the CS tab now?
Also as an Australian, I'll say.

The birds only won because we ran out of bullets okay. If bullets were cheaper they would have lost big time.
ok here's my first draft


on the CS am I allowed to just answer all the questions? I'm having a blast with them so far.
Alright then I'll get to work on my character sheet.

Expect an asshole in a suit.
Are there still spots open? I'd love to get in on this party.
Town after town and still no sign of either Repunzel or Eugene... Maximus had been searching tirelessly for even the slightest sign of his lost companions, but so far he's had no luck. Hopefully, this time would be different. As usual Maximus' first stop would be the local tavern, there is always plenty of travellers in them and thus plenty of information and if Max was lucky he might find Eugene slumped on a stool.

And once Max got to his destination it was indeed different. Not in the way he was expecting but none the less it was different. In fact, the scene was rather strange. Hordes of shadow creatures had invaded and were currently in combat with... A frizzy archer, a soldier in foreign armour, a lanky pumpkin... Thing. And that was just a few of them. It seemed rather obvious that the shadow monsters were the aggressors, they had to be stopped, and who knows one of these wacky-looking strangers might know something about Repunzel's whereabouts.

Maximus then charged into the fray leaping over the first few shadow creatures so he could land next to the group of zany characters. It didn't take long for some creatures to pick Max as a target, the first poor demon approached Max from behind and was met with a powerful kick to the face. The creature poofed into dark fog after the attack, *so they're lightweights* Max thought as he headbutts another shadow to the ground and trampled on it until it evaporated. This was going to be an enjoyable battle.
Pilot


Name: Sami Mizu | Race: Plesioth



Appearance: Sami is a slim (Aside from her hips) girl who’s a little on the taller side standing around 6’2. Her body has gleaming scales that are a mix of dull navy blues and muddy oranges. These scales can be found along her arms, along her legs down to her ankles and all over her extra limbs. Sami has a set of wings and a thick tail designed for aquatic movement, the tail ending in a massive fin. Speaking of fins, Sami has ear fins on the sides of her head and a larger crest fin on the top of her head. Sami’s hands and feat share the pale yellow/white webbing as her other aquatic features.



Personality: Sami is a troublemaker, plain and simple. She sees a bucket and an ajar door you can bet she’s going to fill that bucket and sit it on top of the door. Sami is also almost always full of energy to the point it is a little obnoxious. Sami is incredibly smug and loves to poke fun at others, especially people she can get reactions out of. Sami is the kind of girl who you makes you not want to ask her for help, just to give you some chance of avoiding her smug grin. “Personal Space” is not a term Sami is familiar with, and if she is then she just chooses to ignore it’s existence, getting a lot closer than many people are comfortable with on a regular basis.

Despite all that Sami does have some good qualities, like uhhh… She’s… Shit ummm. Brave? Honestly, she might just be stupid, but whatever we’ll go with her being brave. Sami is “Brave” enough to go toe to toe with almost anyone, though this “Bravery” can lead her into trouble sometimes. Oh, also Sami is actually quite caring once you get past all her practical jokes and quirks.

Equipment:
Combat wetsuit: Sami's combat wetsuit is designed to be as lightweight as possible while still providing some protection. It's not going to be stopping any bullets but it will at the very least slow them down.

Flashbang lamp: A lamp made with the ability to make sudden bursts of light bright enough to supplement for a flashbang. The flashes have a cooldown however as the lights inside the lamp will burst if repeatedly overloaded.

Nail rifle: A piece of building equipment that Sami retrofitted so that it could be used to fire super-heated rivets with an effective range of five hundred meters. Sure she could use a more conventional weapon but her nail rifle is special to her.

Combat knife: It's a combat knife.




Mech


Callsign: Guppy | Type: Mobile Suit

Appearance: The guppy stands at 11.23 meters tall


Loadout/abilities: The Guppy is a multi-purpose generalist mecha with aquatic capabilities. It has a multitude of equipment it can use but is only able to carry a few pieces of it at a time.

The Guppy’s optimal load is one primary and two secondaries. The secondary weapons are stored in the outer thighs of the mecha while the primary weapons are mounted onto the mobile suits back.

Chassis abilities/built-in weapons: The Guppy’s main chassis has a pair of light torpedo launchers on it’s back that can double as light missile launchers.

Additionally, the Guppy has great sonar and a shoulder-mounted light to assist in underwater navigation.

Primary weapons:
20mm Kraken assault rifle: An all-purpose assault rifle designed to be able to fire above and below water.

150mm Thombas grenade launcher: High yield grenade launcher made for dishing out the pain. Inoperable underwater.

Lazarus tesla cannon: A heavy tesla cannon designed to fire massive arcs of lightning.

Secondary weapons:

150mm Stampede revolver: A big ol hand cannon scaled up for a mecha.

Zephyr energy knife: A close-quarters knife that can be coated in energy to help it penetrate thick armour.

Nimbus handheld RPG: A light rocket-firing pistol. Good for mid-range combat and chipping away at enemy cover.

Sparky laser pistol: A long range energy pistol made to work in all environments including underwater. Though the strength of the weapon drops off the further away the target is.
The sound of steel on steel rang out as the bio-mech blocked the kick and pushed Eileen back. Eileen narrowed her eyes as the target started to fire multiple beam weapons if it weren't for Eileen's mecha's speed the Valstrax would have been mincemeat. But before Eileen went in for another shot on the aggressor Felix had decided to call down an orbital strike on herself in a foolish maneuver that would no doubt get her killed. "Roxanne, belay that order. Call in another pickup ship instead, we're pulling out. I'll keep the target busy while you all escape. My mecha is capable of escape velocity. I will meet you back on the command ship."

Eileen then powered on her mechs knuckle blades and jetted towards the target. "Roxanne make sure that everyone gets out safe. You too Felix."




Jenny listened in as Eileen called for everyone to get ready to fall back while they distracted the enemy. While Jenny wasn't one to argue with her superior, she didn't like the idea of leaving Eileen to face off against this aggressor solo. But orders were orders. "I'll clear a landing zone." Jenny said as she raised a leg and started kicking out the closest wall. A few solid kicks later and Jenny punched a hole through the hull of the dropship and pushed her way out. "Tell them to look for the smoke of the crashed dropship. I'm going to clear out the nearby trees."

That said Jenny started to demolish the nearby trees using a mix of punches and stomps. If you listened carefully you could hear her quietly apologising to the trees as she leveled them.
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