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Denver-Vegas has sent probes into the outer reaches of the solar system, and has found cuttlefish like spaceships that have now awoken and are slowly entering into earth's atmosphere.
In addition, large cube-like spacecraft have began broadcasting "Resistance is futile" while revealing themselves in orbit around the moon.
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YEAAAH GIT FUCKED! GIT FUCKED!