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Fabulous.
NANOMACHINES?
NANOMACHINES?
Like, you put spray paint in their bum and when they fart they paint? That sounds hilarious, but not really sexy.
how about... existential angst in bed?
how about... existential angst in bed?
The Slethebi have been noted to be one of the most visually pleasing races in an artistic sense, as long as you glaze over the sheer heat of their silicate bodies and their disturbing assimilative nature. Their long, slender frames are protected by thick chitin, which is somewhat transparent, with coloring ranging from 'deep-space blue' to 'ocean cyan'. They have a total of twelve thin legs supporting their bodies, which are divided perfectly into six segments, with eight eyes that glow in the dark.
Due to their advanced technologies, generally unnatural environmental tolerances, and simply gorgeous design, it's believed they're ultimately descended from an earlier race which died out. Theories abound, but most scholars believe that they are the children of genetically engineered specimens of that race which suffered from an interstellar scale apocalypse and have recovered. It is believed their 'homeworld' is simply the sole survivor of that event, and some members of the Intergalactic Council are toying with the idea of taxing them as the 'Super-Advanced-Species' they may technically be.
(Discussion)
Alright, I contacted a mod and they basically said "Yeah whatever, it fits fine, not worth the effort to move it". Anyway, yeah, if you want to discuss anything about the thread, put it wherever but just note it's a 'discussion' thing.
The mysterious 'Xyenal Haluk' (In Common: "Border-Guarders"), were named as such by one of the Intergalactic Council Investigators sent to make contact with them. The Xyenal Haluk appear to be robotic sentiences that control a few planetoid scale mega-constructions across Council-Space, and are viciously protective of a seemingly random group of galaxies. While it's unknown who built them, the Xyenal Haluk's mobile mega-constructions have some of the most advanced jump drives in the known universe, easily being able to jump from one galaxy to the next in mere months, all to investigate reports of their 'Nemesis'.
The Xyenal Haluk's mighty 'Guard-Planets' are the strongest individual warships in all of known space, and appear to be constantly fighting some unknown 'Menace' the A.I. controlling them constantly refer to. Few details are known of the 'Menace', but it's obvious the war against them was, and is, extremely important for whoever built the Xyenal Haluk, as the weapons used by the Xyenal Haluk were banned several million years ago for sheer destructive potential by the Council.
Due to their advanced technologies, generally unnatural environmental tolerances, and simply gorgeous design, it's believed they're ultimately descended from an earlier race which died out. Theories abound, but most scholars believe that they are the children of genetically engineered specimens of that race which suffered from an interstellar scale apocalypse and have recovered. It is believed their 'homeworld' is simply the sole survivor of that event, and some members of the Intergalactic Council are toying with the idea of taxing them as the 'Super-Advanced-Species' they may technically be.
(Discussion)
Alright, I contacted a mod and they basically said "Yeah whatever, it fits fine, not worth the effort to move it". Anyway, yeah, if you want to discuss anything about the thread, put it wherever but just note it's a 'discussion' thing.
The mysterious 'Xyenal Haluk' (In Common: "Border-Guarders"), were named as such by one of the Intergalactic Council Investigators sent to make contact with them. The Xyenal Haluk appear to be robotic sentiences that control a few planetoid scale mega-constructions across Council-Space, and are viciously protective of a seemingly random group of galaxies. While it's unknown who built them, the Xyenal Haluk's mobile mega-constructions have some of the most advanced jump drives in the known universe, easily being able to jump from one galaxy to the next in mere months, all to investigate reports of their 'Nemesis'.
The Xyenal Haluk's mighty 'Guard-Planets' are the strongest individual warships in all of known space, and appear to be constantly fighting some unknown 'Menace' the A.I. controlling them constantly refer to. Few details are known of the 'Menace', but it's obvious the war against them was, and is, extremely important for whoever built the Xyenal Haluk, as the weapons used by the Xyenal Haluk were banned several million years ago for sheer destructive potential by the Council.
Ten? Do I look like a fucking skrub?
You ever wanna get anally thrashed by a bunch of velociraptors?
You ever wanna get anally thrashed by a bunch of velociraptors?
Banned for rubbing it in my face ;-;
(Knew I was wrong on where to post this, lel. I'll contact a mod)
Edit: Anyway, since Kio dun goofed, next poster should do two paragraphs on some new aliens but no more. Then next person finishes two more, then two more paragraphs on other new aliens. Got it?
Edit: Anyway, since Kio dun goofed, next poster should do two paragraphs on some new aliens but no more. Then next person finishes two more, then two more paragraphs on other new aliens. Got it?
Alright, this 'game-thread' is a little idea/social experiment of mine. Here's the rules and idea: I, will write two paragraphs describing an alien race or community, etc. The next guy writes up two more paragraphs about the race, then two paragraphs about a different alien race. Next guy then writes up two more paragraphs about that one, and so on.
Edit: Each addendum to a previous ayylmao species requires a new alien species that somebody else can add unto. Not doing the "2 paragraphs to finish the old one, 2 more so somebody else can finish it" thing is punishable by intense memeage.
Please, no shitposting. Also, if this was in the wrong subforum, tell me.
We'll start with some ayylmaos based off of some aliens I played in Stellaris once.
The Cthadranians are a large people, similar to molluscs, but they can grow up to nine feet long. They feature three heads, six arms, and twelve tendrils on their rump for providing propulsion in the oceans of their homeworld. While dimwitted for a space-age people, they are unimaginably strong, with adults being able to rip apart personal ground vehicles with ease. They breed very rapidly, to the point that the Intergalactic Council is considering allowing for other races to use sterilizing weapons.
Their largest community, the Cthadranian Empire, is a despotic culture that uses mass slave labor to get things done. Technologically backwards, their abusive practices on their people are glossed over by the Intergalactic Council due to the fact they're one of the most reliable outputs for the production of valuable minerals. They control a total of four-hundred planets, spread across fifty systems.
(Now, write two more paragraphs about them. They can be about anything! Cthadranian superstitions, more biological details, their war machine, what they consider art, their culture, anything. Next, write up two more paragraphs about a different alien species and pass it on)
Edit: Each addendum to a previous ayylmao species requires a new alien species that somebody else can add unto. Not doing the "2 paragraphs to finish the old one, 2 more so somebody else can finish it" thing is punishable by intense memeage.
Please, no shitposting. Also, if this was in the wrong subforum, tell me.
We'll start with some ayylmaos based off of some aliens I played in Stellaris once.
The Cthadranians are a large people, similar to molluscs, but they can grow up to nine feet long. They feature three heads, six arms, and twelve tendrils on their rump for providing propulsion in the oceans of their homeworld. While dimwitted for a space-age people, they are unimaginably strong, with adults being able to rip apart personal ground vehicles with ease. They breed very rapidly, to the point that the Intergalactic Council is considering allowing for other races to use sterilizing weapons.
Their largest community, the Cthadranian Empire, is a despotic culture that uses mass slave labor to get things done. Technologically backwards, their abusive practices on their people are glossed over by the Intergalactic Council due to the fact they're one of the most reliable outputs for the production of valuable minerals. They control a total of four-hundred planets, spread across fifty systems.
(Now, write two more paragraphs about them. They can be about anything! Cthadranian superstitions, more biological details, their war machine, what they consider art, their culture, anything. Next, write up two more paragraphs about a different alien species and pass it on)
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Fucking while experiencing the effects of drugs? Like, a weed-orgy?
Fucking while experiencing the effects of drugs? Like, a weed-orgy?
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