LimeTime966

Myriad Reality

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Are you... not a kid?

@Webmaster

Do I look like a kid?
*Looks down at my body*
Don't answer that. No, I'm hundreds of thousands of years old. I chose this form because this is the peak of my body's physical fitness. How weird would an interdimensional child be...don't answer that either.

Myriad Reality

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Is it doing that on its own? You... really shouldn't be drinking strange liquids, kid.

@Webmaster

First, never call me "kid" again. Second, I probably got distracted and created the wrong liquid. At least it was a liquid and not a brick or something.

Myriad Reality

@Webmaster
Gtg for tonight, Ty!

Myriad Reality

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Don't choke yourself over there on... whatever you're drinking.

@Webmaster

It's just lemonade...I think?
*My drink appears to have turned bright red.*
Tastes like...cranberry?

Myriad Reality

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Man. Glad I'm not where you're from. Worst I have to deal with is the cops stopping all of my adverse possession attempts.

@Webmaster

I can't believe I'm saying this but for once I'm glad about their being guardians to protect them. I mean, they failed miserably as a bunch of universes were destroyed, but they did damage control. I used to think of them as annoying...is this what being homesick feels like? I hate it!
*Snaps as my drink gets refilled and I chug it quite quickly. I refill it again.*

Myriad Reality

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...You doing good over there, dude?

@Webmaster

Yeah...just thinking about one crazy guy who decided to up and ruin the entire multiverse...then again, anybody could have done that. It's as simple as ripping a piece of paper or shattering glass. Universes are not as safe as they are here.

Myriad Reality

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Lazy, sane, what's the difference?

@Webmaster

Spend five minutes in my multiverse and find out.
*My voice sounds hollow all of a sudden.*

Myriad Reality

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*Sighs*
Fine. I did hear about one buried deep beneath a frozen wasteland a few universes away from here. But something something danger and I didn’t want to deal with it.

@Webmaster

Sounds like a hassle. Also, I hate the cold. You're just as lazy as me.
*I contemplate that, because in my universe the laziest were the strongest.*

Myriad Reality

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Mmmmm... you'd think if I knew where a treasure was, I'd go dig it up, no?

@Webmaster

Yeah, worth a shot. Not even a rumor? I won't tell anyone else.
*Looking quite adamant, I stare directly into your eyes.*

Myriad Reality

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Approaching random travelers is a risky one, but you lucked out with me.
*Refills my water in a beehive-shaped dispenser*
Despite my own luck, this area’s actually pretty safe. A couple of star systems I’d avoid, but—
*Shrugs*
You do you.

@Webmaster

Good to know. I don't plan on spending much time in this multiverse. I enjoy seeing entirely new settings from the basic ones I know.
*Snaps as my lemonade refills, this time with a couple cubes of ice and some sugar around the rim.*
What about places that I should go to? Anywhere with good treasure? Magic? Magic treasure?