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4 yrs ago
Current Remember my joke theory about how the world ended in 2012 and each subsequent year has just been a layer by layer descent into hell? It feels less and less like a joke each year.
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5 yrs ago
Bro it's so weird thinking I was 15 when I joined here. I'm turning 21 in March. Time is a scam.
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MISERY ABOUNDS! WE WILL NOT HEAL.

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Haha, no drinking on my end. Momma might have a filthy tranny as a "daughter" but I don't go out of my way to spite the Qu'ran. Besides, alcohol highkey scares me.

Also, I'm not saying Dorotea let out a mental airhorn at Carter's "Maybe I can pay you to keep your clothes on," but Dorotea definitely let out a mental airhorn at Carter's "Maybe I can pay you to keep your clothes on." Love all of your posts guys - I should get one up today!
Sorry for the wait - I hope it was worth it!

Lizzy raised an eyebrow at the girl who had snatched up the cigarettes and was now staring her down. Her stare seemed almost hostile, Perhaps not the time to give up those conniving bitch ways just yet. She thought as she mocked striking a lighter with her right hand, hoping the other girl similarly lacked a means of lighting the cigarettes, that would just make her day. Or at least it would somewhat make up for the whole falling from the sky to a foreign land thing that had happened.

And perhaps Dorotea would've followed this gesture as well. Perhaps she'd even try to put her foot down, had she not been taken back by the triumph Biance showed. It was impossible for her to hold back her giggling at this point. Was it immature? Probably. Was it uncalled for? Most certainly. Was it a complete mood killer? Absolutely. But if she cared at all, she did little to show it. Once the series of choked, disbelieving giggles were more or less successfully smothered poorly by a hand in front of her mouth, she lifted it away with a single finger raised.

"Hold--hold up. Put those things down man. Why you bringing this from a zero to a hundred?"
She took a deep breath, trying to drown out a second bout of giggles.
"I mean, shit, I ain't judging if you need that many, but c'mon. Who's you gonna use them with even?"

Lizzy stifled a giggle at the girl who had introduced herself as Dorotea's comment. A young lass probably still in secondary school by the looks of her, and a fellow ginger, perhaps a kindred spirit - though it was still far too soon to make such judgements. She followed pausing for a moment, she didn't want to cause an escalation of hostilities, but the opportunity was there and she couldn't resist."Don't listen tah her darlin', nothing wrong with bein' a bit 'adventurous' I'd probably not advertise it so readily though."

The younger ginger gave a small snort.

"No kiddin', least take the lucky guy to dinner before y'all start fucking. Or gal, sure ain't no judging from me."

"Aye but perhaps it's just another case of the Irish Catholic Institute producing a sexually repressed frigid prude on my part."

Lizzy snickered at her own comment. In strange company the joke lost a bit of it's luster, but she still amused herself and it got a chuckle out of Dorotea. Though the thought struck her that maybe there was some truth to it, she doubted it, but just maybe wherever this stranger was from the cultural differences were so vast that she actually was a sexually repressed frigid prude to her. A terrifying thought.
@tobiax Titanpad's been down for at least a year. Piratepad's kind of been the ideal alternative since then but my computer seems to have issues with it or its just been buggy as of late, so MeetingWords work well.

I don't trust google drive in general because some weird crap has happened (ESPECIALLY with slides lmao) + it's a lot easier to collab on an etherpad online (which is what all of the above sites are) - no sign up, you can tell who's written what, etc. But that's just me.
@cunfuzzler Noice! Do you like using meeting words (titanpad clone)? Or do you prefer collabing via PMs? Either way, sending a thing!
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@cunfuzzler I would be up for that if you are! If not that's also chill. ' v '
@tobiax Valid, good to know O v O b
@cunfuzzler @tobiax Thank you for your kind words Tobiax! Do you two mind if I get a post in before cunfuzzler does? I figured you wanted a response from Liz to Biance first but Tey's also ready to ruin Biance's triumph if you're down for that too
Most of the characters: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED, WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU-

My goddamn pissbaby, incapable of growing up: hehe..........................................condoms
It seemed most everyone else took a lot tougher tumble through the multicolored hellscape before reaching wherever she was. However, it didn't stop her from being dumbstruck for a good minute, processing the disconnect between walking into a classroom and ending up the woodlands with a bunch of grown ups she didn't recognize. At the very least, she had some semblance of an idea as to why the girl with the missing bus pass sounded so panicked when calling out to her.

In most cases being in a group of grown ups, especially ones she did not recognize, would not be an occasion for smiling. Yet she couldn't help but give a bemused snrk at the box of condoms, softly muttering "classy," under her breath when she caught sight of them. She didn't even bother trying to hide her amusement - her eyes remained of the box the entire time she spoke.

"Name's Dorotea. Tey's fine too. And there wasn't no fucking hole in the ground for me. I turn around while stepping into my classroom, and suddenly years of all the fumes from my druggie of a father are catchin' up to my dumbass self. Like I was reinacting some cheapass Alice In Wonderland or Narnia ripoff."

She finally pried her eyes off of the condom box, but not before looking at the man who called himself "Z" a questioning look, raising her eyebrows as she glanced back to the box and then him again, before turning away to address the others.

"As for how the fuck we got here or why? Best not ask the homeless queer kid, 'cause she don't know shit. All she knows is God's probably pissing himself laughing at this fuckery. Just having himself a good ol' fucking chuckle up there."
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