It was a bit weird that all of a sudden everyone was hooking up with anyone. Saving Jay and Echo and their cute little number, there was Connor who ended his groovy serenade with a mushy kiss from his muse, Eva.
“Get a room you two!” Yelled Didi to the lovebirds who cant seem to detach their heads from each other. And of course, there’s Claire, who was all lovey dovey on the mic for Didi, not like Connor did for Eva, thank god, she wouldnt know how to take that. But it was the closest romantic experience she can get tonight and it gave her tingles in the most inappropriate areas, a shameful confession to herself.
Honestly, when did their friends all get into relationships, what was with this?! Feliks sighed and looked over to Didi,
“So I don’t know about you, but I’m thinking it’s time we should these romantic fools what real Karaoke is?” “You just read my mind , Fee.” Looking over at Feliks. She spat her gum and stuck it on the plastic cup in front of Jay, then stood up from her seat and grabbed a mic, handing it over to him, and another one for herself.
“This song is for all you people out there, who just simply appreciate the aesthetics of well rounded butts.”Feliks grinned as she handed him the mic, dragging her along to the stage before striking a dramatic pose as the music started up,
“Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. “ He paused to scoff and grin at Didi, they’d done this song a thousand times and it was always a crowd pleaser.
Didi hated this song, in all honesty, but it doesn’t mean it wasnt so much fun to sing specially with Feliks. She rolled her eyes, doing her best impersonation of a typical Regina George.
“I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like, out there, I mean gross, look! She’s soo.. black.” She was giggling under her breath and tries so hard to suppress it. Trying hard not to laugh himself Feliks nudged Didi, they couldn’t break character! This was karaoke! Karaoke was serious stuff!
The music changed and Feliks turned from Didi to gesture at the crowd
“I like big butts and I can not lie, You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist, and a round thing in your face- you get sprung!” “Wanna pull out you though, Cause you notice that butt was stuffed, deep in the jeans she’s wearin,” From then on Didi was in her shameless karaoke mode, she slid in front of Feliks as she does her thing, trying hard to impersonate a gangster and looking very awkward as she does it.
Feliks snorted at Didi’s gangster routine,
“I’m hooked and I can't stop staring.” Here feliks paused to step out to the side of Didi, looking her up and down and then turning to face the audience and wiggle his eyebrows a few times,
“Oh baby, I wanna get with you, and take your picture. My homeboys tried to warn me but that butt you got makes me so horny.” “Ooh rump o smooth skin yo say you wanna get in my benz?” She gave Feliks a coy look and turned to his side.
“Well, use me, use me, cause you aint the average groupie, I’ve seen them dancin to hell with romancin. She’s sweat, wet got it foing like a turbo Vette.” She was unintentionally looking at Claire at this point, and trying to grin charmingly to put aside the awkwardness.
Real smooth, Dee. Would be sweet if it wasnt for the vulgarity of the song. She then turned to Feliks, pointing to him as if to say,
Take it away!Feliks raised an eyebrow as Didi made eyes at Claire from on stage. Way to go Dee, way to get the message across. As the two continued to dance around on stage producing ridiculously terrible sounds that some might call singing Feliks scanned the crowd, looking for suitable victim. After a brief pause on Connor, that he really hoped went unnoticed, Feliks pointedly turned away and locked eyes with Bob. Grinning like a shark he sang,
“I like 'em round, and big and when I'm throwin' a gig- I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal.Now here's my scandal, I wanna get you home and ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh.”Didi couldn't hold her chuckle any longer as she looked over at Bob, eyes wide who was halfway through a bowl of something.
“Mix a lot’s in trouble, beggin for a piece of that bubble.”She got carried away and slapped Feliks’ backside, jokingly,
“I’m looking at rock videos, knock kneeded bimbos walkin like hoes,” The timing was perfect when she caught a glimpse of Belle just across some tables.
Feliks’ eyebrows shot up in surprise when Didi slapped his butt and he stuck his tongue out at her as she continued to sing.
“I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo, a word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya.” Kip was smiling, and reluctant when Didi gestured her to come over the stage. She wasn’t gonna force him tho, but it would be sweet if Kip agrees to sing Karaoke with her just this once.
Noticing what Didi was doing and who she was was gesturing to Feliks pulled a face and tried his best to convey through facial expressions how not on board he was with this plan,
“A lot of simps won't like this song 'cause them punks like to hit it and quit it,and I'd rather stay and play.” “Coz I’m long and Im strong and down to get the friction on.” Didi proceeds to do her dorky gangster routine, while still eyeing on Kip, who was meekly grinning.
“So ladies, ladies If you wanna roll in my Mercedes then turn around! Stick out! Even white boys got to shout, Baby got back!” Feliks shook his head at Didi’s return to the mock gangster moves, turning to stand back to back with her as the song continued,
“My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun. You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt.” Here Feliks spun away from Didi to properly shake his rear at the audience as he continued,
“Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role, and tell you that the butt ain't gold. So they toss it and leave it and I pull up quick to retrieve it.”"And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines!" She was very much enjoying this, like any other session with Feliks and she got behind him, as if mounting, pretending to be a cowboy twirling her imaginary lasso. It was an awfully unpleasant sight but the two obviously are having fun getting their freak on on stage. Just wait till her mother sees this tho.
Trying very hard to look at no one in particular Feliks concentrated on executing a few hip thrusts and body rolls as they neared the end of the song and he sang,
“You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sister, I can't resist her. Red beans and rice didn't miss her. Some knucklehead tried to diss, 'cause his girls are on my list” Brushing imaginary dust off his shoulders Feliks continued,
“He had game but he chose to hit 'em, and I pull up quick to get wit 'em.” "Little in the middle but she got much back!" They sang the last part in unison, and the whole seedy performance, thankfully came to an end.
Feliks mock bowed as the song came to a close, standing up to gesture to Dee and clap for her. She bowed elegantly, both were laughing as Felix mock tipped his invisible hat and the two hopped off the stage.
