Trevor kept chasing down the criminals who stole his stuff, and continued shouting for a while, he even ended up passing by a humanoid bird that looked like he was on fire, a dragon who was about to crash into a slime, and some sort of woman who looked like she took the whole 'your body is 80% water' thing too seriously, and after passing by many more things, including what looked to be a minotaur fighting a living shadow, the thieves finally stopped, apparently out of breath. Trevor landed, and then asked
"Alright, I caught you, so, are you going to give me my stuff the easy way, or am I going to have to beat it out of you?" he wasn't about to negotiate with these guys, and they weren't in a position TO negotiate, but once they caught their breath, one of them said
"I don't know what you're talking about. All we stole was this artifact... hmm... maybe we should see if it has any powers. Want to be our new test subject?" the other one laughed at this, and they started attacking Trevor, who flew up in the air, only to have one of them try to throw a knife at him. Thankfully, that missed, and Trevor tried to dive-bomb at them, foot first, but the thief was too agile, and Trevor wasn't QUITE used to how his new body worked, so that didn't go well. The second thief then tried to draw out the power of the 'artifact', and a stone dome seemed to surround him... probably not what he was expecting, but the thing DID have powers. The second thief then tried to form a ball of shadow in his hands, but it fizzled before he could throw it at Trevor, who felt some weird... electrical charge in his body... he focused on that, and a lightning bolt formed from his right index claw to the thief's face, dealing some damage to him, stunning him, and revealing his form as a weasel... man... thing. His friend was still in the dome, and yet, somehow managed to at least try to throw a knife from it, however, it must have blinded him, since he was WAY off-target for that one.
Trevor was going to do something about the one in the dome, but before he could even try to breathe fire on him, the thief, the dome, AND the artifact all seemed to just teleport away, leaving behind some sort of worm hole that his friend quickly jumped into, neither of them apparently wanting to be a part of this, anymore. Trevor probably should have, or could have jumped after them, but he was a bit more hesitant to do so... this thing could lead anywhere in this universe, and a scarily high percentage of the known universe is just the cold vacuum of space... somewhere that Trevor REALLY didn't want to be, right now.
@Evanist Almost as soon as you exit your home's basement, you hear some shouting, only for a FLIPPING dragon to crash right into you... oddly enough, it didn't seem to be as painful as you thought it would be, but before you could recover from almost being a smear on the sidewalk, you hear someone shouting about someone stealing their stuff, and you see something gleam in the sunlight for a brief moment, as well.
@Ridlins You manage to cushion your fall on a nearby slime, and while you get up covered in indigo goop, you were at least alive, and at least the goop wasn't trying to eat you, or anything. You then see a feathered, blue dragon flying towards a broken down pizza place while chasing after a couple of supposed thieves. Said dragon was also shouting at them to give him back his stuff... for all the good THAT would do.
@Gavin As you were trying to take a good look at your surroundings, you see a strange-looking creature fly by... it looked like a winged lizard man with feathers... of course, the feathers could just be a part of its new disguise, because obviously, the old disguise was broken by the thieves, which is why he was asking for them to give it back, and, of course, like any sensible person, they weren't listening to the lizard man. They seemed to be heading northwards, towards Canada, where the American government has no power, as well.
@Shadow Dragon You kept an eye on the dragon for a while, and you noticed him eventually wear out the two thieves, who started fighting him... rather poorly, though, since apparently they weren't used to their own powers, or their own body... they were throwing knives like a couple of amateurs, and one of them tried to control the shadows with absolutely no success. One of them DID manage to get their supposedly magical loot to work, but all it did was cover him in a dome for a bit... sure, it was protective, but they needed offense, not defense. Eventually, the dome, and the thieves both disappear into some sort of weird, magical portal.