Man Jack Frost

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe [Always Open!]

@Pseudo Stygian
Terribly sorry, I'm new on this site and frankly didn't even know about in and out of character tabs until this popped up on my notifications. I'll get that character sheet written up right away. Thank you for the compliment by the by, I was trying to emulate his style ^w^ Oh, and sorry about the inaccuracy, I suppose I ought to read through the backlogs and familiarize myself with things. Anyway, on to the character sheet! It'll be up in the characters tab in a minute or two.

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@13org As I understand it, you'll have to think of some specific reason why you were made male rather than female like all the others. Perhaps a mistake in the magic, perhaps you were left as the sole male in monsterkind so they have a backup breeder, etc., etc..

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Obviously, I don't mean to rush anyone, but do we have a rough idea of how many people we're going to have, or when we're going to begin?

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@13org

He actually addressed this in his opening post, he said that you can make a male monster (monster boy if you prefer) but if you do you'll literally be the only one in the world (aside from other PCs that choose to do the same).

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe [Always Open!]

Religious people have, on the whole, probably started more wars in their efforts to bring peace and prosperity to all sentient beings than those sentient beings would've if left to their own devices. Some of them were of the opinion that the other bastards just wouldn't shut up and let them get on with spreading spreading the good word, but others saw the situation with a slightly more nuanced gaze and realized that if all the religious people could just agree on one god, which was provably better than all the others, then all these problems ought to go away.

With that in mind, they set to work; they created a whole religion (scriptures and everything) based around the worship of an utterly omnipotent being who was so pure and innocent that they couldn't possibly bugger everything up like the others. With that (and the help of an old fashioned finite improbability drive combined with a damn good cup of tea), the religion of Perfectism (an irritating name that was unfortunately the best they could get that wasn't already copyrighted) was born, along with its Goddess, Sen.

There was a problem, however. They hadn't quite accounted for what someone would need to be for them to be so utterly innocent like they had asked for, and it was to their extreme annoyance that when Sen finally appeared on the nice alter they had made for her, she was a little girl of about six years old, and she would stay that way, because they had been very clear that their god was an eternal one, damnit, none of this "Dead but dreaming," bullshit.

An omnipotent little girl was not really something anyone wanted; sure, she wasn't vindictive or cruel, but she really wasn't cut out for the job. Worse, all her followers had to obey her orders (a fact that one of the scripture writers got fired over) so they couldn't really do too much to fix it. They sort of just had to guide her and go along with her ideas. When, for example, she was in a meeting with another god who mentioned the end of the universe, and somebody else mentioned that he had once had a damn good lunch there, she absolutely insisted on going to see it.

So, here she is, at Milliways. She doesn't look strange per say, she's wearing a comfortable robe (one of the best things the Greek gods invented, in her opinion) and has her hair long and intricately braided (which she hates, but her advisers insist is only proper; In reality, it's just so she'll at least somewhat match their branding). The only strange things, really, are the two guards flanking her, dressed in holy garb that rather clashes with the laser pistols they've got strapped to them. They're more there to keep her from screwing anything up, honestly, though an assassin could, in theory, simply shoot her and put an end to the whole church. Goddess she may be, but her body is still that of a child.

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Afternoon ladies and gentlemen, I'd terribly like to join this! As others in the thread have mentioned, how can I say no to monster girls, adventures, and possible lewds? I should mention that this will be my first forum roleplay on this site, so please do point out any mistakes I make, but I've been roleplaying on other sites for a number of years so I won't have any issues keeping things literate. I've got the basic concept for my character hammered out, so do kindly tell me if there are any issues if you wouldn't mind.

Gor, the shoggoth

Appearance:


Name: Gorschilthextreeb (Usually just Gor for short)

Race: Shoggoth (Here's the link if you'd like details, http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Shoggoth, but the tl;dr is that they're a slime-girl-ish servant race that can shapeshift to be useful and will ultimately try to form a symbiotic bond with their master. Oh, and they literally get off on serving people.)

Magic/Abilities/Equipment: Gor has nothing unusual for her race, she's a slime, which makes her difficult to injure, and her body can be changed into useful forms (a towel, a spoon, a toothbrush, a pair of clothes, a sword, etc.) but these are limited by the amount of matter in her body and the fact that she only has any real experience making household items. In addition, if she serves a particular person for long enough, said person will slowly start to gain minor slime-like powers (mainly regeneration, perhaps some minor shapeshifting if it goes on for long enough). As for equipment (or any possessions at all), f*ck 'em. She deliberately refuses to gather anything for her own use, her body will work just fine.

Personality: Overwhelmingly, almost offputtingly friendly. She's always eager to lend a hand to anyone (or a foot as need be (ba dum tss)). She obviously has kind of an ulterior motive (y'know, friendly people get to stay around humans, if you're around humans you're more likely to find a master, etc.) but she doesn't do it because of that, it's merely an incidental benefit.

Background: It is possible for a shoggoth to simply appear before someone they would like to serve and immediately submit themselves to them, and that's kind of what happened with Bartholomew. She appeared at his side, gave her whole, "I will serve you until the day I die," speech, and eagerly awaited for him to accept her as a servant, but he did something a little different; he instead chose to hire her, instructing her that her loyalty was not to be to him, but to the guild itself. She took this in stride, and is now eager to help the guild grow and prosper... Perhaps once it's a success Bartholomew will decide a personal servant will be more valuable... But, no time for that now, there's work to be done!

Favorite Monster Girl (to prove I read the rules): Well, it's actually kind of a toss up between Shoggoths and Yetis, but ultimately I'd have to go with the lovely little servile slimes in this case.

An introduction and an invitation

@Ruby Don't worry, I read through all the rules and I'm perfectly aware that this stuff is meant to be done in private, I was merely making my invitation public. Thank you for your concern though, and for welcoming me so promptly. I hope you have a lovely evening!

An introduction and an invitation

Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, you can call me Jack if you'd like. I've been roleplaying for about three years now, so needless to say I know how to do it literately. I enjoy srp (or erp or whatever you've personally heard it called) so do feel free to message me if you're interested in that (I have no limits as far as kinks go, and I honestly like to see strange stuff simply because the concept of something surprising me is interesting), but beyond that I simply hope I can be a good and helpful member of this community.