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5 yrs ago
Current I got one of those sexy lace lingerie ensembles with a garterbelt and (my fav part) a lace eye mask, and I love it sooo much I wish it was socially acceptable for me to wear it as normal clothing...
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5 yrs ago
Happy Cover-Yourself-In-Maple-Syrup-Put-A-Beaver-On-Your-Head-And-Make-Love-To-A-Moose Day!
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5 yrs ago
The broken down car is par for the course. The singed shirt sleeve is an abnormal occurrence.
5 yrs ago
I could write a dissertation on the connection between Cancer the constellation and Cancer the disease, but I know nothing about fixing an internal combustion engine. That's formal education for you.
5 yrs ago
Spilled lighter fluid on my sleeve without noticing and lit myself on fire when I went for a smoke... Et Tu Butane?
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