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@LeeroyYo, mang. Any ETA? Been a week in the IC, half a week since the long shift. We still on?
Oh hey. Forgot to mention earlier, apologies.

I’m making an effort to be as clear and unambiguous as I can when writing, but I’ve been playing Cee pretty much exclusively with people who know her almost as well as I do for years now. I’m used to leaving some things unsaid for the sake of story flow since the usual suspects know it all already; been a while since I’ve been writing in a forum with mostly-strangers. Still shaking some of the rust off the ol’ big-board skillz. If I forget to describe something, or if something catches you weird and you’re not sure what’s going down, do lemme know.
Well lah dee diddle-dum dah – looked like Juniortron wanted to take the whole mecha-angel thing all the way up to 13.

Cee’s own Halo, and the spread of wings floating around it, had been decided on by her way-back-when Ghalakrast R&D unit; they had wanted their champion to overawe enemies with a brilliant display of righteous power and prominence, terrifying the Undesirables she’d been originally conceived to hunt. Cee herself didn’t really care one way or another about the angelic visuals of her Halo – frankly, if she could’ve traded in the gaudy, mostly-decorative wings for that intriguing amplifier system Ghalakrast had engineered into Missy Eight-Bit’s own Halo, she would’ve done so with a smile on her face.

This guy, though? Shrouded in faint, foggy-looking golden light, bearing golden honeycomb blades on wrists and ankles, flying on more-honeycomb wing-branch…things, glaring at her with his red ring of mad – Juniortron was definitely pushing the whole avenging-archangel look pretty dang hard.

The time could’ve been better spent. The mechanoid’s breakneck approach to Cee’s position was nonetheless not really breakneck enough – the two of them each had plenty of time for preliminary, pre-fistpunching scans on each other. Cee could tell that the Plaxploder-running creep looked to be fairly well universally covered in vent ports for whatever was producing his whole I-Am-Robo-Jesus thing; there was no real difference between the ports exhausting his golden corona and those to which his wings and blades were anchored. He’d been built on a loosely humanoid model, forgoing any sort of humanizing elements in exchange for looking like some sort of evil killbot with pretentions of religion. Which, for all Cee knew, he was.

Certainly Juniortron there would be able to read the energy gathering within Cee’s Halo, would be able to discern the cloud of power surrounding her. Her gun was there for the world to see, and it was hard to miss the targe held easily in front of her middle – coincidentally, right about where Juniortron’s braking burst of power would hit, if it didn’t disperse the way it was supposed to. All of that was obvious. What wasn’t obvious was where the colossal nuke-driven gamma sword she’d skewered his collapsed Plaxploder with had come from, or where all of her hidden secret weapons were.

Other than the secret weapons on her chest, anyways. And there was really nothing secret about those.

Unlike Cee, Juniortron had no readily apparent defensive aura or shield in place. She was figuring he’d be counting on whatever those vents did and whatever innate toughness his frame boasted to deal with incoming attacks. Given the wingblades on each major limb, Cee had the cretin pegged as a close-in bruiser by preference – elsewise he probably would have tried to shoot rather than blitz her personal space.

"You are in the way, Android. I give you one chance, now, to leave. You do not –"

Ahh, the Villainous Ultimatum. A time-honored tradition of Rimward scraps like this one – one side invariably told the other “buzz off and I let you live” in a menacing voice, trying to be all oppressive and stuff. Occasionally they even worked – this guy’s whole Robo Jesus schtick would probably scare off some of the junk-trawler idiots who’d occasionally work up the nerve to contest a juicy piece of salvage. Cee, though? Cee had faced down Villainous Ultimatums from much nastier things than Juniortron here. She’d long since ceased being impressed.

Which was why, even before the day’s punching clown quite finished delivering his Villainous Ultimatum, he was dealing with Cee’s answer in the form of righteous high-velocity violence.

Many super-swordsmen the multiverse over prided themselves on their Iaido quick strikes, able to draw their swords from their sheathes and transition into an attack against the opponent in the same motion, with breathtaking speed that often seemed to defy all logic and reason. Many such swordsmen felt they had a lock on the ability to switch from resting stance to brutal attack in a heartbeat…but they were wrong.

Gunslingers had been working to perfect the art of the quickdraw for as long as pistols had existed, for much the same reasoning – shortening the time between Rest and Kill as much as possible preserved the gunslinger’s life and allowed her to end her foes before they could fire in turn. Cee was no exception. In point of fact, she had put considerable time, attention, and effort into engineering and optimizing her quickdraw; combined with the speed and precision of her artificial chassis, and she had shaved the time from holster to discharge down to levels ordinary humans were unable to properly perceive. Gunsmoke just seemed to materialize in Cee’s hand, while her arm went from hanging loose at her side to pointed at the glowing robo-dude and squeezing triggers without any intervening motion. Maybe Juniortron could perceive it – probably, in fact – but perception and reaction were two entirely different things.

Either way though, Juniortron would find himself facing a double-tapped two-shot of Pompeii rounds. The originator of the micronuclear bursting cells Cee had employed by the truckload in her Krakatoa, a Pompeii shot consisted of a single micronuke charge and just enough magnetic lensing to focus the charge’s blast into a nuclear-driven graser shot, when the round detonated about three meters beyond Gunsmoke’s barrel. The result: a piercing bolt of intense, focused gamma on the antivehicle scale, rather than the anti-Kaiju scale of the Krakatoa. Two of them, in this case.

Normally of course, Cee’s shots were targeted with the precision of a master surgeon – or a machine. This time though, with no real idea of Juniortron’s internal workings or layout, she targeted the bolts at her foe’s center of mass, one high on the chest ‘bout ten centimeters beneath the base of his throat, the other another ten centimeters beneath that. Given the creep’s semihumanoid construction, it stood to reason that the chest would be where the greatest concentration of vital systems was.

Having Shot First, Cee flung herself backwards in the same moment she drew and fired her weapon, skidding quickly enough across the corroded outer hull of the Venture to leave a pair of unusually energetic trails of flame in the wake of her heels, alongside a scattering of swiftly melting shoe remnants. The rest of her Indiana Y outfit fuzzed and vanished, replaced by her Feikona uniform – form-fitting black cherry bodysuit beneath an open-fronted, half-sleeved black jacket, traced with lines of golden force and capped with slim, tech-armored boots. Her gunbelt remained, as did Gunsmoke and the Bastion, as she rocketed backwards under her Halo’s power.

There were, theoretically, four shots left in the gun to her enemy’s probable knowledge. The Pompeii rounds took next to nothing to ‘Forge and so she’d been able to maintain a hefty flow of power to her Lament, building the charge suspended in her Halo ever higher. Frankly, as proud as Cee was of her quickdraw and as unquestionably lethal as the technique was, the shots were often the martial equivalent of Cee flipping her enemy the bird – meant more to piss them off and provoke a reaction than to end a fight.

Not that she’d complain if she hit something vital and dropped Juniortron with her first two shots. She just wasn’t naïve enough to count on it in any way. That was what second shots were for. Or third. Or however many it took for Cee to find the right place to put a hole so she could get back to digging around for sweet sweet TREASURE!
I would question a buckler's efficiency when strapped to an arm - at that point you may as well just wear a gauntlet or an armored bracer and Wonder Woman stuff. I mean yeah, it can be done, and we all know that inhumanly perfect timing/precision of action is the true universal RP superpower, so you could make it work...but I feel like having the shield immovably strapped in place would strip off a lot of the normal utility of a buckler.
@MelonHead Well, given the discussion of a few pages earlier I was disregarding firearms and other heavy-duty projectiles, as they don't seem to be an issue in most dispowered fights. In which case, slings and arrows are the big ones, and those were dealt with by either being Iron Man or by carrying your cover around with you.

Still. If the sheet is an outright ninja, then yeah. Smoke bombs, blinding powders, throwing stuffs. Though there isn't a thrown weapon known to man that matches the range or punch of even a sling, let alone a bow or crossbow. Probably just going to have to accept a disadvantage in most ranged fights outside ten, fifteen meters.

As for the blade...chokuto, maybe? I really ought to find that sheet if I'm going to keep yapping. But ehh...where's the fun in being informed, eh?
What you may be looking for, Luminosity, is an arming sword/knightly sword rather than a longsword. Longswords are two-handed warfighting weapons, but what a lot of video games and other modern material calls longswords are actually that arming sword/knightly sword up there.

I'unno. I'll admit to having not read the sheet, but the debate seemed to be one where that fudge was relevant. I've seen a lot a lot of folks fall down that trap.

Anyways. Insofar as ranged defense on a lightweight dispowered character...well. Most of the historically accurate defenses against ranged weapons generally came down to "wear a lot of metal" or "carry a big freaking shield"; something to get in the way. Neither of which are options. You could probably get away with carrying a buckler shield, though. While I wouldn't want to try and protect myself from arrows with a dinner plate on a handle, I would take the dinner plate on a handle any day over nada. And bucklers were easily enough worn on a belt or such (they were, in fact, designed for it if I recall) and could thus be taken up at need with your free hand rather than having to permanently occupy that mitt.

Also a helm of some sort. There's a reason all those old gladiators out there are shown as nekkid save for one arm and a helm. Gotta keep dat noggin intact in front of damn near everything else.
Running MSS system diagnostic
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Diagnostic complete. MSS system rebooting...complete. ALERT!


...Gremlins.

It was the only explanation. Cee knew gremlins were real, of course – mischievous little spirit-figments who existed solely to screw with things, introducing unknown, unknowable glitches in otherwise perfectly healthy machinery. The transitory attention of a gremlin was cause for distinct irritation in anyone who worked with machinery – or was made up of it, in Cee's case. Fortunately she had yet to suffer the terrible misfortune of attracting the fascination of a pack of the things, but she seemed to've picked up a wandering gremlin in need of some amusement somewhere between Back There and Right Here.

Or at least that was the only plausible reason she could think of for why both her ship and her own sensor network had missed the existence of a gigantic freaking planetary exploder drill operating not even ten kilometers away from the crashed Glorious Venture. It had to be gremlins fogging her systems. Either that or PVC's constant buffoonery had drowned out the returns, even from orbit.

Nevertheless, Cee was now aware of the giant-fuckoff drill working its way through the planet's crust some distance away. At the rate it was going it wasn't really an immediate threat, but the case of gremlins had already turned her Irritation dial up, and the sudden presence of some asshat trying to pluck out a planet-sized apple core cranked that dial up way into the yellow. She was woriing here, god damnit!

“PVC, get to...wherever the fuck it is you go when the explosions start,” Cee said to the robird. She'd never discovered an adequate explanation for PVC's ability to magically disappear prior to hard combat, only to turn up again undamaged at the end of the sort of fracas that wrecked everything in a hundred-mile vicinity...but if she'd paid for the damned thing, it was at least good that she could keep her investment.

“Raah! Roger Cap'n, abandoning ship, raaaah!

Figures. The only time PVC ever listened to her was when she told him to be a chicken instead of a parrot. Damned bird.

While PVC made himself scarce, Cee started towards one of the rents in the Venture's exterior hull, holding her right hand out and conjuring up a weapon in it as she traveled. This particular weapon was as long as Cee was tall, a somewhat sword-like weapon with a rectangular, fin-like blade about a foot wide and a few inches thick. A heavy, Japanese-style grip extended from the butt of the fin, behind an oversized bell-like guard wrapped around four small thruster nozzles. All in all, the thing looked a bit like an unfinished blank for one of the dismayingly oversized 'buster'-type swords which were unusually common throughout the multiverse.

The weapon assembled itself out of strands of glowing golden light, simply building itself out of thin air. Or out of Cee's on power, rather – her Godforge at work, constructing the weapon she desired on the spot. This particular weapon took longer to construct than most, assembling itself in a couple of seconds as Cee muttered dire imprecations and uncouth observations about whoever had decided to get in the way of her vacation. She'd had three heavy fights in the last couple of months already, where was the freaking downtime?!

A few moment's travel later saw Cee on top of the old derelict vessel, facing the direction of the Plaxploder drill off in the distance. Snarling under her breath, Cee tossed the weapon she'd forged in the general direction of the drill – right before its integrated engines kicked on, launching the weapon at considerable velocity towards its target. In this case, the Plaxploder – whose days were numbered, with a number that looked an awful lot like '0'.

The Krakatoa Anti-Kaiju Buster Missile was a relatively recent development of Cee's, a weapon she'd first deployed in battle only a month or so ago on a world gone dark. The device used over two hundred Pompeii-class micronuclear bursting charges, detonated in precisely calculated sequence within a very specific magnetic lensing cage, to fuck someone's day up right and proper generate a quarter-second's burn time for a nuke-driven gamma blade a double dozen meters wide and over half a kilometer long, carrying half a kiloTNTon's destructive yield. The Krakatoa was, in effect, a warship (or kaiju!)-killing radiation blade with one devastating stab in its lifetime. This one was aimed to impact the Plaxpoder Drill square in its metaphorical mouth, punching a non-recoverable hole in the device and flooding what was left with gamma radiation bled out of the primary blast. If that didn't disable the Plaxploder...well, she'd have to try something else. The spent Krakatoa, warped and smoking and most thoroughly destroyed by its own payload, dissolved back into motes of golden light on its way back down to the earth, vanishing before it could hit the ground.

HEY! MEGATRON JUNIOR!” Cee bellowed, somehow figuring that whatever had been running a gigantic planet-corkscrew could hear her across the handful of kilometers separating them. “I AM USING THIS PLANET RIGHT NOW! TAKE YOUR LOUSY FUCKIN' PLANETCRACKER SOMEWHERE THE HELL ELSE!

Despite her bluster, Cee could tell that there was something over there that was not alive. It looked as if she was facing another machine entity, and with that in mind, she had already summoned Autochthon's Bastion to her right arm. The targe was a gift from On High's foundries for an Agent of the Maker; its mere passive presence increased the effectiveness of Cee's Ether Field by a factor of five. The shield was far and away her best defensive tool (as shields tended to be), and was her go-to when she was expecting an unknown level of reprisal from someone with an unknown Douchebag Rating.

The other preparation she undertook was to snap her Archangel's Halo open. A large three-quarter ring of brilliant argent power floating above Cee's head, ringed with six techno-angel machine wings arrayed around Cee. The Halo provided her mobility, allowing her to flip gravity the bird finger and maneuver freely in three-dimensional space. Which she wasn't doing just then, but somehow she figured being surrounded by a shitpile of big glowing angel wings would prooooobably give the game away. More importantly, though, the Halo was also the focal point for one of Cee's most useful weapons – her Sinner's Lament.

A web of lightning formed within the primary ring of Cee's Halo, centered on and feeding into a single sun-bright spark of rapidly growing power. Right then, there wasn't really much there - it took time for the Lament to charge up to the sort of crazy fight-ending murderblast she'd unleashed on foes like Relius in the past...but soonest begun was soonest done. There was never going to be a crazy fight-ending Lament murderblast if she didn't get it drawing juice. Who knew – maybe Juniortron over there would be slow in crossing the kilometers between them and she'd have all the time in the world to snipe his happy ass right off the face of Tarkarus II.

With her Lament beginning its charging sequence, her Bastion held at easy guard in front of her middle, and a hand conveniently free to make rude gestures with, Cee figured she was adequately set up to begin Rumble #4 in her “What Happened After Fucking Vestusio” series.

Time to get her winnin' chalk ready – there was another hash in the “PWNT” column coming right on up...
Hmm...okay. To clarify: Virtuoso's on the same planet Cee is and is simply using a gigantic drill thing to core it out elsewhere?

Gotta admit, I've never seen someone just...outright ignore the other guy's intro post before. That is defo a new one. Okay...will see what I can do for figuring out a reason Cee missed a planetary exploder drill operating in the system on her initial approach. May take a short bit.
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