Mardox

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

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This was, if my basic counting abilities are anything to go by (and they are not), the 5000th OOC post.
Congratulations. Pick a wish, any wish.

@Kho

I wish for Vestec and Logos to suddenly switch bodies/roles.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

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Vulamera would probably get involved. Then she would attempt to drag those she considers her allies (read: Vakarlon, Lifprasil, and Kyre) into it. If they refused, however, she would be understanding of their wishes, and wage the war alone with Logos.

@Hael

And so would begin Divine War One with the Allied Powers Forces of Order and Balance against the Central Powers Forces of Chaos.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

Bernie sanders.

@Monkeypants

The entire 2016 election.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted but you specified drinking alcohol, you can now drink as much apple juice as you like.

I wish I didn't feel ill whenever I enter a church.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

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I'm bored, so here's how I imagine the other gods might 'curse' poor mortals:

Astarte forces them to lick a rock that makes them explode.
Ilunabar gives them drugs and laughs as they all tragically kill one another.

Jvan makes them "beautiful" then dumps them on another planet.

Kyre single-handedly axe murders them all.

Logos says something about being kingg then compresses them all into a sugar cube.

Mammon finds some demented way to make them cannibalize one another, then twists the survivors into demons.

Niciel dumps them into the Valley of Peace and soon they're just a bunch if tree-loving hippies.

Reathos makes some ten legged, seven eyed, five mouthed, ninety-two armed predator to eat them.

Teknall throws a hammer at them and they explode a la Ashlings.

Toun cures them of imperfections such as feelings, flesh, blood, life...

Ull'yang no-scopes them from across the universe and gives them a sunburn.

Vakarlon does nothing. His insane dragon-kid just eats them all.

Vestec giggles and bad things happen.

Vowzra uses time powers to make them prematurely bald, then tells his ants to eat them all.

Zephyrion revokes their right to breathe.

Now someone needs to make a hero to collect 'em all! Managing to get all of those curses lobbed onto one character would be a feat worthy of a novel.

@Cyclone

Actually, Vakarlon would curse them with insanely bad luck so that Murphy's Law controls their life. (Hello natural disasters, plague, famine, betrayal, economic ruin, being at the wrong place at the wrong time and loved ones being lost forever. )
Although Keriss might take action without being asked.

Masters of the Hidden Valley

In my character sheet, the banishment took place when Ardghal was a lad. I suppose I could do some serious editing about the timeline...

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

Vakarlon's back story and personality would clarify his motives as to why he accepts such a challenge.

Mercenaries!

Let me know when the Free Cities have their quests ready.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

Not so much a challenge as "Hey everybody! Look at me disrupting the precious balance of Galbar for my amusement and try to stop me if you feel like it!"
This is going to be a fun feud.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

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Vestec's purpose is simple. Cause as much violence and havoc as possible, see which Gods respond, and then see what opportunities he's created with this assault.

@Rtron

Challenge accepted! Chance against Chaos, Corruption against Trickery.

@poog the pig

Keriss shall be the Chaotic Anti-Chaos warrior who destroys Chaos through Chaos.

If the makes sense.

@Lauder

My child, the Trickster's House stands not for Order or Chaos but for balance.

Vestec will be so proud.

I THINK WE ALL KNOW, WHO THE REAL FATHER IS. @Mardox

@Rtron

Well, one could argue the real father is Serandor but Vakarlon shouldn't be pushed too far either.

Demoralization tactics from another RP I was in when put into play.

The two Vaalgradi armies begin their arduous march towards the Nastrondi territories, however morale quickly starts dropping in both armies as raids to their supply lines make food and other supplies diminish in numbers quickly.

Their morale is not spared during nighttime either as mad cackles and hysterical laughs are heard during the keeping the soldiers awake. Most dismiss these sounds as just wolves howling or madmen wandering around and try to sleep, however quick raids in their camps keep them awake... and even more importantly, tired.

During the day as they march on, they find Vaalgradi camps filled with the dead soldiers that died during the raids in positions suggesting that they would have fun... and what's worse a large and disturbing smile was carved into the faces of the dead victims.

After so many labors to go through, the Nastrondi armies finally meet them in combat, the Vaalgradi armies are husks of what they were when they first entered Nastrond.

In the Southern army the engagement is short-lived, as order during most of the Vaalgradi armies collapses after the first minutes of the engagement, leaving only Lord Highmall's bodyguard and the 2.000 Great Knights(Vaalgrad special units) to fight the army.

Most of them quickly fall, despite a valiant resistance and Lord Highmall is wounded and captured by the Nastrondi armies. The retreating shambles of the army are quickly hunted down and killed it captured.

As for the Western Army, the situation goes a bit differently, a lot of the regular troops collapse and retreat, again leaving the prince's bodyguard and the Great Knights to fight the Nastrondi army.

However, this time, a massive mound of stone, easily 5 meters tall joined the battle on the side of the Vaalgradi soldiers, covering the retreat of the other soldiers and allowing the prince to retreat along with the shambles of the army to a safe territory. After the retreat was covered, the stone golem just collapsed and turned to a stone pile yet again.

Even so, two armies have been defeated, one having been annihilated and the other completely broken apart. To add to the wounds, Lord Highmall was captured.

Western Front Result: Nastrond Victory

Casualties:

Vaalgard: 15.000 spearmen(10.000 routed), 15.000 swordsmen(8.000 routed), 10.000 cavalry(4.000 routed), 10.000 archers(8.000 routed), 2.000 Great Knights.

Nastrond: 1.000 spearmen, 800 swordsmen, 500 cavalry, 200 archers, 5 Devil Guardians.

Southern Front Result: Nastrond Decisive Victory

War of Dominion

I'm Nastrond BTW