Marik

XCOM: Enemy Within

Just got back into playing it after originally beating it on Normal. Now I’m attempting a run in Classic on Ironman with New Economy, Not Created Equally, Hidden Potential, Aiming Angles, and Mind Hates Matter. Fuck is this game hard on Classic. I’ve had to restart a few times only several missions in. What’s really getting me is troop management, and I almost feel like my soldiers aren’t up to snuff with what they’re going up against. So for anyone who’s played, how do you manage them? I’ve been setting up a squad system that groups certain soldiers into teams, and as the missions go on they get rotated so everyone gets experience. Is there a better way I could be doing it?

There’s gotta be something in this spaghetti!

The Natening

It was a dark, stormy night and the blood moon was high in the sky. Evil was in the air, produced by Satan and his troop of dancing butt demons as they partook in sacrilege activity such as homosexual acts, marijuana smoking, and taking the great President Bush’s name in vain. Their foul influence spread to a small town just off the coast of whogivesashit, where all the residence died of embarrassment by how much this lewd scene turned them on, all except for one small child who could never even understand the concept in the first place.

Surprised by the child’s resolve, Satan proclaimed that it would be his responsibility to raise it, and therefor named it Natsume, because I don’t know, Satan’s a Japanese weeaboo nerd or some shit like that. So Satan, the butt demons, and Nat began to spread a miasma of death and disease across North America until eventually the Government had to take action by launching all the nukes. This took Satan by surprise, but the cocky prick just stood there as hellfire rained down because he’s Satan and he thinks that nothing would be able to kill him, even though that’s a shitty attitude to take on, because come on you gotta treat your live with respect. Anyway, Satan died that day, but Nat was smart enough to take shelter inside one of the butt demons to protect it from the nuclear blast. Apparently the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull held some merit after all.

Now sad and alone, Nat took to living in the fallout, where the local stallion wildlife evolved into shitty techno colored talking pony’s. Nat then befriended these abominations and formed a sovereign nation known as Equestria. But the American Government wasn’t gonna have any of that shit, so they stormed in and killed everything that walked on four legs. After all, friendship and magic is for pussy’s who aren’t man enough to live an all-natural American lifestyle. Again the only one to survive was Nat, who was now angry in losing its family twice. The only thing it knew it could do was take out its frustration on a shitty internet roleplaying community, so to this very day the elusive Nat lurks, driving off Spammers one by one until only it remains.

Woooooooah

This just makes me wonder who he’s gonna bring on to the album… Whatever it is though, I’m sure it’s gonna be just as good as everything else they’ve put out.

Shiiiiiiiiit

ImANargleHunter said
My heart goes out to you.

Drivings hard yo.

Cpt Toellner said
Y turns are my favorite.Have any one-ways thrown at you? Those always fucked me up. Almost getting hit in the DMV parking lot might have had something to do with it too.

Nah, none of those. I wasn’t really familiar with the area, the only reason we went there was because the wait was far shorter than the DMV in town. I probably ought to go to that one next time, my friends tell me it’s easier anyway.

I think I fluff my posts for RP's up too much.

How about an example?

Shiiiiiiiiit

Failed my driving test. It was my first time taking it though, so I can attribute that to nerves and ignorance. Okay, so maybe I need to practice more… Had to do a three point road turn and in fear of running into the grass while reversing, I actually slightly ran into the grass while turning forward. Then I ended up on the other side of the road while reversing… and I sped into the turns a bit too fast.

It fucking sucks because I know I’m a competent driver, I’m just not very good on the maneuvers and I get nervous during tests.

So I just bought Fallout 3

I love 3, but got really sad when I wasn't able to look down the scopes. That threw my no hud game out the window. :(

Life of a post-graduate

I’ve been looking for a job for around a year ever since I’ve graduated high school. Don’t worry, you’re not alone.

Yo

Falcon said
You guys like Yeezus?

No one man should have all that power…