damn I liked this guy. But as he said “ that’s how the cookie crumbles
Chronic
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Your father
STATUS: I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man 28 days ago
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28 days ago
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I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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29 days ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
29 days ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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29 days ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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29 days ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars
Bio
I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support
“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell
Also here’s the story of my life:
Me currently:
Also me:
Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,
2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.
3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.
Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.
Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that
AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”
Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT
Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns
“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell
Also here’s the story of my life:
Me currently:
Also me:
Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,
2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.
3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.
Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.
Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that
AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”
Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT
Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns
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Welcome
Sam baker
Sam was strolling around the library far away from everyone and he found piece of paper on the table nearby that stated that that the library will be shutting down on October 20th which is tomorrow,
”Guess they really are shutting down this place” as He said that he heard a loud shriek
”the hell” a book fell on the floor and he realized that the entire shelf was about to come down on him and it did, but he managed to slide under it before it hit him “ Well shit” he says as he walks to the commotion and sees what scared Molly, “ Really it’s just an statue dumbass” He sees the book and grabs it, ”Huh this looks like it dates back to the late 1700s” he dusts off the Name tag and recognizes the name ” Aiden winters, wait wasn’t this guy a General back then?”
Banned for sailor Moon
@Shin Ghost NoteThink you could make your cs tonight?
Banned because just throw the damn sandwich in his/hers face
I have insomnia and sleep paralysis? That most likely classifies as a fact
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