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29 days ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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29 days ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
29 days ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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29 days ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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30 days ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

Bio

I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

Most Recent Posts

That had humongous
Aw shit here we go again
SHUT UP AND LEAD US TO VICTORY where we shall see the holy grail

AND CONTINUE THE LATE NIGHT NEWS NIGHTS
This is the only man I’m gay for in the entire multiverse


Should have been in endgame
Banned for the same reason
HOT
Name: Sam Witwicky ( or Ladiesman217 if you really count that)
Age: 21
Gender/Pronouns: Male (he/him)
Appearance:

Personality:

Agitation: Sam can be angry, irritated, and anxious.
Stubbornness: Sam's Id contributes to his stubbornness.
Bravery: Sam's Ego contributes to his brave and rational actions.
Caring: Sam's Superego contributes to his caring and loving actions.
Willingness to sacrifice: Sam's Superego contributes to his willingness to sacrifice.




Alt-modes (Only for Transformers): N/A
Abilities:
Sam is a very smart young man who uses his intelligence to his advantage.

Sam is a skilled detective who was able to analyze a manifesto from Jerry Wing that contained information about the dark side of the moon.

Sam is a capable fighter who was able to briefly hold off against the Decepticon Frenzy. He was also able to subdue a sector 7 soldier armed with a nitrogen gun.

Sam is athletically strong, fast, and resilient. He was able to go into war zones despite failing to try out for football in high school.

Sam has peak human durability, as he was able to recover quickly after being hit into the windshield of a car by Barricade.

Weapons:
Sam is skilled with weapons made from Cybertronian technology.

Wheeljack/Que gives Sam a prototype grapple glove, which he uses to blind Starscream in the eye.

Wheeljack/Que also gives Sam prototype boomstick explosives, which he uses to destroy Starscream's head and most of his chest.

Sam also has connections to military personnel allies, which he uses to plan strategies and tactics to stop the Decepticons.
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