Watchin game of thrones for the first time
Chronic
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STATUS: I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man 1 mo ago
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I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars
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I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support
“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell
Also here’s the story of my life:
Me currently:
Also me:
Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,
2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.
3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.
Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.
Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that
AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”
Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT
Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns
“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell
Also here’s the story of my life:
Me currently:
Also me:
Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,
2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.
3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.
Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.
Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that
AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”
Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT
Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns
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Welcome
Banned because I wrote that before you posted so
GOTTA GO SLOW,GOTTA GO SLOWER
GOTTA GO SLOW,GOTTA GO SLOWER
Banned for terrorism
Banned because WHAT ARE THOSE LINK NAMES
“Boring” “as” “shit”
Banned for not having a name in your pfp
Since when the hell did tumblr have rps ALSO WELCOME TO THE GUILD well again I guess
Ic post is up.
It’s extremely short tho but I figured it would be fine
It’s extremely short tho but I figured it would be fine
Episode One: PILOT
5:23 pm Saturday
a group of friends often spent their weekends exploring the local library, a large, antiquated building filled with creaking shelves and whispers of forgotten tales. One rainy afternoon, as they wandered through the aisles, a peculiar sight caught their attention—a grotesque statue of a cat, its eyes glinting unnaturally in the dim light, perched atop a high shelf. Beside it, a leather-bound journal lay wedged between a dust-covered volume and the statue, as if it had been deliberately placed there for someone to find.
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