Chronic — Roleplayer Guild

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1. Chronic 2 mos ago
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1 mo ago

Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man

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1 mo ago

I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood

1 mo ago

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.

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1 mo ago

Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman

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1 mo ago

The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

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I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support 

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell 

Also here’s the story of my life: 

Me currently:

Also me:

Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp, 

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that 

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat” 

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT 

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

Most Recent Posts

In DeadLiNe → 1 mo ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

<Snipped quote by Chronic>

i was waiting until my days off. I can probably have it out tonight.@Shin Ghost Note

Got it

In searching for doubles or someone to play male some fandoms and other ideas → 1 mo ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks

Happy Friday 

In DeadLiNe → 1 mo ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

@Shin Ghost Note When do you plan on making a sheet?

No rush tho

In My Introduction → 1 mo ago Forum: Introduce Yourself

Welcome 

In Transformers RP → 1 mo ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Changed my mind about the oc I’ll just also take Sam witwicky(bayverse)

In DeadLiNe → 1 mo ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Think we’re waiting on 2 more people 

In What Are You Listening To? → 1 mo ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

 

Best song of the goddamn century and a half.  Elvis takes the cake tho 

In DeadLiNe → 1 mo ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Name: Makayla “Kay” Parker 
Age: 18

Occupation: works at blockbuster as a clerk

Appearance: 

Biography: Kay grew up with her parents and siblings. Despite the family's financial difficulties, Kay loved going to school and dreamed of going to college to study business and one day own her own company. She was an outstanding student-athlete, playing for her school's volleyball team.

Personality: She possesses a sharp wit and a quick sense of humor, making her popular among her peers. However, beneath her fun-loving exterior lies a deeply empathetic nature; she cares deeply about her friends and often puts others' needs before her own.
@Astro

Accepted

In DeadLiNe → 1 mo ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

@ChronicFor your approval
 Name: Molly Keaton

 Age: 17

 Occupation: Apprentice Mechanic / Otto's Garage  

 Appearance:

This woman makes you think of a busy bee. She has beady blue eyes. Her fine, wavy, red hair is worn in a style that reminds you of a river. She has a lithe, wiry build. Her skin is pale. She has a small mouth. 

She wears a green and yellow raglan top, acid-wash jeans, tube socks,  a pair of steel toe chukka boots, and a leather jacket. She keeps brass knuckles in her jacket pocket.

 Biography: Mother left when she was young, and she and her father moved to the city. Wasn't much interested in playing with dolls or dresses - mostly because it embarrassed her father. Molly would help her father in the garage repairing the car, or playing baseball.

Thanks to such shows and movies like Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Project U.F.O., and In Search of with Leonard Nimoy, she's got an interest in aliens, Big Foot and the Loch Ness monster - not that she's actually seen any of that.

She met Otto, a German mechanic with his own shop, and impressed with her skills, he offered her a job as assistant mechanic and lent her the use of the shop for her own project - building her own motorcycle rebuilt mostly from parts she got from the scrap yard.

 Personality: A tomboy, she loves to play sports but not afraid to punch someone's lights out if they get grabby. Doesn't mind a bit of grease, but keeps herself clean and organized.
@Expendable

Accepted post in the thingy

In just want to say hi and make some friends → 1 mo ago Forum: Introduce Yourself

Ok now you can wish me a happy birthday 

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