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10 days ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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10 days ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
10 days ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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11 days ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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11 days ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

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I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

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@rabidbacon happy 16 minute early Thursday!

Also, @chronic HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY CHRONIC!!


Bruh ALSO it’s technically in 13 minutes but eh I’ll be officially 29 in 13 minutes.
I’ll take bumblebees 2007 bayverse variant.
I’ll make the character I said later
Honestly a banger

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In DeadLiNe 17 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Name: Shi no tenshi
Age: 18

Occupation: Works at night as a boxer. Is one of the best there is in his small hometown.

Appearance:

Biography: Shi has always been a rebel. rules always felt like they were meant for someone else. After nearly being sent to juvie for organizing a fight club to teach people to protect themselves, and getting carried away, he had to give up the fight. until he found the bills getting harder and harder to pay. so he turned to his vice, combat.

Personality: He likes to fight, and values the strong, but hates people who are strong and use it to pick on others. he values emotional strength over physical strength. Will always be there to protect those in need. While he acts all tough, in reality, he's scared of anything he doesn't understand. like math, women, and ghosts.
Mhm accepted
WOMPIY WOMP
@Chronic Is it fine if I ask more details on the character or the multiples characters you are going to play?


Haven’t decided but I’ll cook one up by the end of the week
I’m double interested now
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