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4 days ago
Current while tru, quantity != quality, the fact is there's enough good writers out there with diverse enough interests to fit most niches apart from the unrealistically specific i.e. kitten beheading RP
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4 days ago
srsly it seems the ppl having trouble finding RPs are by and large the ones that either dont have a thread asking for partners or inversely never contact anybody else and wait for ppl to come to them
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4 days ago
why dont u make ur own and hope people reply
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2 mos ago
Chris Chan's girlfriend is pregnant. If he can find love and family you have no excuse!!
3 mos ago
being non american, halloween is mostly just a reason to log into games i haven't played for months to check out the cool events
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If you enjoy my posts then consider pressing here to see my 1x1 interest check. Now listen to the tale of a man far from home longing to see its greens again.



About me:
Where do I begin. I'm from Belarus, and fairly proud of it. I've been RPing about a decade starting mostly with chat stuff and some LARPs/reenactments, doing the stuff of this site for maybe half a decade now. I'm a former serviceman, and while I was conscripted I make sure to stay in related circles. As a day job I'm a programmer letting me usually work from home even when we don't have coronavirus forcing us to do so and thus I got a lot of time for RP.

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Xerus merely laughed as the orc insisted he weren't a beast. "So easy to anger, exactly like a beast!" he remarked, going further on his way. And so he kept on his way, knowing that he movement of the sun up or down could be used to track whether it was rising or setting regardless of its shade. "You know, I remember a mouthy greenskin I came across on the Blackbridge campaign. Very articulate for one of their kind. Of course, unbeknownst to my comrades he happened to have supped from a cursed well. Seemingly his comrades hadn't caught on that he wasn't quite himself when his eyes started glowing all sorts of different colours. But he probably beat them enough into submission. Anyway, when we went to-" so his rambling about the Blackbridge campaign would go on in the same vein as many other ramblings of the elderly, where it would be unclear if he was genuinely convinced everyone around him would find it interesting or if inversely he was recounting the story now that he finally had an audience that couldn't avoid him. Of course, when he was out of earshot of the rest of the group, his mouth wouldn't stop regaling the tale.

However, his story stopped abruptly as the chalk on his plate turned to ash, and his eyes flooded with visions of the surrounding area. "Bugger." he muttered, knowing now that there were a good deal of quite unpleasant fellows coming their way.

He would turn to face the coming Easterlings, drawing a ritualistic dagger from his belt. He didn't heed any of the superstitions of the pagan cultist he'd slain to get it, but truly it was a wonderful cutting tool with its asymmetric grooving making it cut through just about anything short of metal. It was also not a very good weapon to most people, since it couldn't stab very well. Either way he began dragging thin lines across his skin, just in case these barbarians wouldn't stop when he called out to them. He'd have to make his skin as stone to not have all his bones break when inevitably he'd be run down. He was confident his armour could stop himself being impaled on a spear or cleaved by a blade. By blunt force from a charging cavalier would make even someone much younger than him break from inside his plates.

As they got close enough to have their faces be made out, Xerus got down on one knee, his spear turned over to have the blunt end face the charge, while his other hand was extended palm to the sky. A show of deference and respect was made, even the proud head of the old Lord bent down enough that he could barely see the coming riders.

"I greet you, o great and [*] warriors, me and my [**] appear to have been [***]." The man's mustache twitched as he started to remember more of the language he was speaking. "We mean no [****], and there is very little of value upon us. As the honourable stewards of this land, could you show us to the land of the Sulfreyans? We would be most grateful, and we would never forget the good you have done us should we come across your kindred." He wouldn't be happy about this hypothetical debt, but internally Xerus reasoned it wasn't too likely he'd actually have to carry it out.

*= A word for "noble" in a dialect quite distant to the locals, but in an adjacent one would approximate to "wealthy"
**= While meaning servants in the lexicon as Xerus studied it, the word truly means something implying a degree of outright ownership of the people in question like a Serf or Thrall.
***= Intended as waylaid, deceived would be a more appropriate translation
****= Intended as harm, but likely interpreted as war
i should be able to post after work
New post is up. It's go time, party people.


Would Xerus be able to see anything scrying? And, being a learned man could he reasonably know some of the Easterling tongue?
Hmm, hopefully the warden leaves the body intact, it would be nice to already have an undead minion!
Quick OOC check in, does anyone find the rhyming for Fuhgoad in character too grating? Like, "I can't even look at it" and "please stop?" Just checking to see if I'm accidentally pissing anyone off.


I love it, I hope my post wasn't taken as being disparaging of it!



"Barbarians? You mean the likes of which have been made my unfortunate company?" Xerus wondered out loud, giving his lip a few thoughtful taps with an index finger. Still, deigning himself to still be loyal to the realm, Xerus saw a very definite threat described by the Warden. Indeed, if he hadn't been arrested it would be an almost guaranteed fact that he'd end up fighting these barbarians as a commander and warrior on the field of battle.

Well, he'd be doing the same now. Of course, now his company would be a lot less pleasant. Gone were his retainers, gone were his loyal footmen and banner bearers and servants. Alas, this vermin he was surrounded by would suffice. He scratched his mustache, taking in the appearance of these agents that they were to discover. "Oh but Warden dearest, what if we fail to find them? Not by a lack of want that is, but a crisis of competence among either us or them? That is to say, if they have already all been disposed of by the foemen? How would we go about contacting you if we cannot find these people?

Still, it seemed time for them to go. "Wheeeeeeeee!" the elderly gentleman wooped and howled as if a child on a toboggan as the world twisted and turned, until at last they were in new surroundings.

Opening his eyes, he jumped upright. Ah, his staff was with him! Giving it a twirl between his fingers before placing it down into the dirt. "We are exactly where we need to be my dear little beast!" he proclaimed, very obviously assuming the greenskin lacked the attention span to make heads or tails of the crone's ramblings.

"Since the sun is that way, then East is that way." Xerus would remark, first pointing the spear skywards, and then in the direction he assumed that the city they were to get to was. "East I figure, is a good guess to find the city we need, since this upstart nation is to the East. Now then, on we go!" He finished with a sing song voice.

He wouldn't wait any longer, from there heading in the direction he'd declared. He was quite spry for an old man, speed-walking faster than many a pampered nobleman could. But, he did also clearly find much need of his spear as a walking stick, propelling him faster across the scene. After all, there was no time to waste! The Kingdom awaited its loyal servant's labours. He wasn't going to wait for some bird to tell him where to go. But, he had to concede, the woman had the right idea. With a sigh, he'd reach into his pockets and root around for some chalk. Aha, yes! They'd left it there! He'd start scrawling the appropriate sigils on his breastplate in the hope of doing a bit of scrying to see their surroundings.
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