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The Certifiable
STATUS: Woke up Christmas night and there was Santa glaring at me from the door. At least I think it was Santa. We had a marine neighbor, or maybe it was dad? Only neither one had a beard. 9 days ago
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Woke up Christmas night and there was Santa glaring at me from the door. At least I think it was Santa. We had a marine neighbor, or maybe it was dad? Only neither one had a beard.
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Is it weird that I stumbled across the holodeck control panel?
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I'm about to be banished for the good of the realm again. Where is the trust in this world, I ask you?
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I'm sorry, you've reached his personal secretary, Department of Shrubbery, Floor 64, Desk 1024. How can we help you today?
Bio
I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.
Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.
Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"
Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.
Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.
Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.
Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"
Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.
Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.
Most Recent Posts
Oh pizza sounds food! As long as people don't eat the delivery guy
Well, they're really the best part, but then we'd get blacklisted.
You're damn skippy, Captain Obvious! Use your teleportative Dragon (Good) powers to fix this mess! D<
But Qaymu's playing chess! And besides, battle is imminent.
On the other hand, otoro is going to be almost impossible to find in Pennsylvania. Perhaps Maine... No, no, for authentic otoro, it would mean teleporting to Japan and back, despite the Agreement. Hmmm. I suppose Qaymu could make some calls. But after a pair of long jumps like that, Qaymu's going to be...
HUNGRY
...and we've already established that the cupboard is bare.
Maybe it's a good night for pizza delivery instead?
Forget the lamb.AS THAT MY OUR FATTY TUNA!?
...
And this is what was in Miyuki's head beforehand, while walking TO the cafeteria...
Someone took your otoro?
It is with this post that I intend to announce my resignation from Umbra Rose. I have been stewing on the thought for a few days; today I decided to act on that thought.
Feel free to consider Suzy "gone". She's a ghost, after all.
drat. And I had a chess board up and everything.
Qaymu
Bldg 1, Restaurant
Qaymu pauses at the table to take a sip of coffee, then leaves it on the table to walk over to some built-in shelves. There was a chess set on the top shelf, covered with dust.
"Ũstdth, Egönæbtb!" he muttered, and the dust vanished. Admittedly, it was hard to get the slimes to get the top shelf.
Taking down the box, Qaymu strode back to the table and put the chess set down as he slid into his seat.
It was an old set with the classic wooden chess pieces. He slowly began setting up the board.
Though if we can't find horses, probably any mountable animal would do.
A Pegasus anyone?
There's a fun little story of a time traveler who's sent into the past to bring back a horse. The only problem is, nobody warned him about the horn.
If the towns are the only safe place, there must be a lot of horse out there.
Sound fun. I may have a character in mind
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