anyways we'll be making an edition tomorrow I'm still grappling with being moved to SPAM (it's like being sent to hell)
Spam is like being sent to hell? Early morning/late night news flash for the end of an alternative supernatural RP:
Reports are coming in. Hell isn't really a place. It's the total and utter absence of God. Just your consciousness. Completely detached from everything. Unable to move. Alone and terrified in the eternal, dark abyss. All that exists are your own memories and thoughts, so loud in the nothingness, like a thousand demons screaming at you. Tormenting you. Forever.
Oh wait. Yeah, okay, I see what you mean now.