this is not for news anymore. why should it be titled as such?

[Sillyman59]

late night news night

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is a news thing where i tell news/lore for rp's i'm in
this is the first post

[Sillyman59]

tonight on late night news night, date - 10/7
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my raccoons died (no they got euthanized)
news for other people in tnt;
uhhhh the lore for Asher;
who is ror?
well, i'm with scientists at harvard, and we are fucked. we found a stash of weed and got distracted. but, according to our footnotes, the lore is like this.

• ror is a person from his past
• she's the one in red
• ror is the person in red, which the red messages are,
• "help me, I don't, and know,"

which sounds like two sentences;
"help me. I don't know-"
and it cuts off there. also, Loki has theories about asher's glitching? that's MY job!
come back tomorrow for more lore!
lore for amf;
Crowley has a crush? ooooohhhhh. also he's smoking. somebody should help him.
anyways, onto our CARTOONIST;

[Sillyman59]

bro there's 3 more pounds

[Sky Blue]

[Sillyman59]

@Sky Blue not what I expected but ok *whiffs the weed while playing dr greenthumb - cypress hill*

[Sky Blue]

:D

[Sillyman59]

@Sky Blue NO NO I WAS JOKING YOU'RE GONNA FLOOD THE NEWS WITH POORLY CLIPPED CALVIN AND HOBBS PNG'S!

[Sky Blue]

[Sillyman59]

@Sky Blue aww shit

[Sky Blue]

[Sillyman59]

STOP OR YOU'RE FIRED

[LimeTime966]

Today's Weather

[Sillyman59]

@LimeTime966 I don't think I'm in that region. BE MORE INCLUSIVE

[LimeTime966]

[Sillyman59]

STOP EVERYTHING AND GET BACK ON TRACK

[LimeTime966]

Fine. here's the latest breaking news:

[Sillyman59]

aAAHHHAHAHAHAHhaHAHHA

[TokyoPewPew]

🤨📷💥

[LimeTime966]

Here is some of the latest news:

N.C. man thanks pumpkin for his $150,000 lottery win

Raccoon causes chaos in the stands at Denver Broncos game

Woman strikes out at casino, wins lottery on her way home

Wandering koala leads police on chase through train station

[Sillyman59]

@LimeTime966 YEAH RACCOONS