this is not for news anymore. why should it be titled as such?

[Shu]

o.o

[Chronic]

[LegendBegins]

Moved subforum

[Sillyman59]

THIS WAS MEANT TO BE SERIOUS >:(
THANKS TO YOU BUFFOONS I GOT MOVED!
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Sillyman59]

anyways we'll be making an edition tomorrow I'm still grappling with being moved to SPAM (it's like being sent to hell)

[Charley]

anyways we'll be making an edition tomorrow I'm still grappling with being moved to SPAM (it's like being sent to hell)

@Sillyman59

Spam is like being sent to hell? Early morning/late night news flash for the end of an alternative supernatural RP:

Reports are coming in. Hell isn't really a place. It's the total and utter absence of God. Just your consciousness. Completely detached from everything. Unable to move. Alone and terrified in the eternal, dark abyss. All that exists are your own memories and thoughts, so loud in the nothingness, like a thousand demons screaming at you. Tormenting you. Forever.

Oh wait. Yeah, okay, I see what you mean now.

[Foster]

This month

A Green dragon get decapitated in a domestic-dispute

A Band of mercenaries venture into a haunted underground bunker

Our intelligence-analyst leans on the 4th wall

Fae iron-allergies: No laughing-matter

A lance of mechs discover the moon is indeed, haunted

And a cat-girl is kindly asked to stop blowing holes in space-time

[Sillyman59]

I've done the houdini

[Sillyman59]

uuggghhhh after this I wanna be moved back to rp discussion but i cant because of certain BUFFOONS.

[Sillyman59]

(wait why am I calling them peasants?)

[Lith]

Don't worry individual.

It's from this forum we'll stage our counterattack.

[Chronic]

[Sillyman59]

does it matter anymore?
this forum post...

[Sillyman59]

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD, SHOULDNT HAVE MOVED ME TO SPAM FORUM!

[Chronic]

SHUT UP AND LEAD US TO VICTORY where we shall see the holy grail

AND CONTINUE THE LATE NIGHT NEWS NIGHTS

[Chronic]

Aw shit here we go again

[Sillyman59]

imma ghost and lazy so no

[Lith]

No, it's too late for that now. You're our glorious leader. It'll be somewhat of a cult, I won't lie to you about that. Not today.

[Sillyman59]

[Lith]

Come comrade Sillyman.

It is time. Your legion is prepared for war. Just say the target and the word.