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"Pff, you're terrible, Ayame." Tatsuya let out a small chuckle at her joke, the electric gates that had just been formed for them being more of a marvel than anything else. Truth be told, he was scared shitless of that demon. Thing looked like it could tear him apart with the flick of a wrist, but their hands were kinda tied at the moment and he wasn't one to let fear stop him from doing what he wanted. That's what made life so fun. Though, if he said that he was quick to act, that would be a downright lie. Mainly because the spectacle of the stranger and the demon's powers colliding captivated him so much. The fact that he had to brace himself to keep on his feet made it feel all the more spectacular. Was he the only person he knew who didn't have a super flashy (or any) power? Ah well, that was fine. He had his own set of 'ol reliables to fall back on, after all. He was a simple man after all. "We better help Chibi-senpai out before he gets himself killed, though. Anyone who can do that might as well have bad news written on their forehead."

Despite that incredible display of power, all Tatsuya could do was smile. His body shook with excitement as his eyes scanned their battlefield for tools to use against that monster. He remembered that he took that lighter from the guy who tried to mug him. Then, that Ayame had gotten them all drinks. And then, that he still had a handkerchief in his pocket that he would use any time he wanted to look extra sophisticated in front of some hot babe. Before he put his plan into action, he had to make sure he addressed the stranger trying to warn them about the creature. Ayame said it better than he could, but it wouldn't hurt to get his two cents in. "Ease up, will ya? If we were gonna die, it woulda been a long time ago. We're way too deep into things to let this stooge off us now."

With that, he hurried to the oil barrels. He looked through the bags that Ayame brought, praying she bought something he could use, a wide grin spreading across his face when he saw the vodka she got them. The barrel that accompanied them had small drops of oil splattered upon it that likely spilt as it was being transported. This was perfect. He dabbed his handkerchief in the oil and brought out his match. He was more of a pure math guy than a science one——too much reading for him to care——but he was sure that this wasn't a bad idea. If he could throw it fast enough, that is. He took the cap off the vodka bottle with one of his coat's sleeves and jammed the handkerchief in the opening it made. Rushing back to the scene of the battle, he lit the handkerchief up with the lighter he stole and in his hands held a certified bomb.

As Ayame attacked, a wave of Sakura blossoms swept through the air, and Chibi-senpai let out his second wave of stars, he brought out the pitch that had been perfected from countless baseball practice sessions and tossed the bottle of vodka at their enemy.
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"Bahahaha! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I saw the chance and I knew I had to——pff!" Tears threatened to leave Tatsuya's eyes as he let out a hearty laugh. Even the most intense Karaoke sessions or the most grueling dance battles at the disco couldn't hold a candlelight to how fun it was to mess with Ayame. That out of character smile she gave him and the nervous way she spoke hit him way harder than it should have. Eventually, his laughing did ease up, with some remnants popping up here and there. He wiped his eyes clean and spoke to his friend after collecting himself enough to string a simple sentence together. "Ayame, your reaction alone was worth never getting another good night's sleep for the rest of my life."

While he brushed off her threats as though he hadn't a care in the world, his demeanor immediately changed when she mentioned something about staying sober. He took a quick glance at the bags she was carrying, then two and two were put together. The lingering traces of laughter were all gone. There was still a smile on Tatsuya's face, but one born of nervousness, not laughter. The bead of sweat that had formed on the side of his head spoke volumes of how badly he messed up.

"...Y'know, Ayame, have I ever told you how beautiful I think you are? And how life changing it was for me to meet you?" And how badly he wanted to get wasted? Before he could outright get on one knee and propose to her, he suddenly felt a sensation of...well he hardly knew how to describe it. It was like that feeling of unease that refused to leave him, yet amplified somehow. His eyes were drawn to the cloud. They looked really ugly just a moment ago, but now? They were completely violent. He swore that the ensuing thunderclap was louder than any other he had heard before. Whether that was just his imagination or not he couldn't say for sure. Whatever it was that was going on, it was wholly unnatural, that was a fact. He exchanged a glance with Ayame as though to question if she felt what he just did.

"Ah, Chibi-senpai!" Tatsuya exclaimed. It was rare for him to feel outright relieved to see Jaakuna. Strange circumstances brought about strange circumstances, he supposed. "You got here right on time. You feel it too, right?"

Tatsuya looked back up at the sky. Was it his imagination, or had the lightning bolt struck somewhere close by? Maybe near the construction site that was building who knows what near the area? Regardless, there was one thing that Tatsuya knew for sure: everything about the situation demanded that he retreat back from the danger. All that did was make him feel an urge to investigate the situation even more. Worst came to worse, he had Jaakuna with him. Together they were certifiably unbeatable, so there was no reason not to check things out.

"Let's check out what's goin' on up ahead!" Before he could listen to a response from either of them, he broke out into a steady jog through the street to find out what all the hubbub was about. With each step he took, the feeling he had from before bolstered by the moment.
"No more..." In a back alley hidden from the sight of any passerby, Tatsuya held up the head of a recumbent man by a fistful of his hair. Two other men accompanied them, though they were passed out on the floor, with only a bruise or two on their bodies. Tatsuya had already been feeling uneasy for reasons he could not wrap his head around. When he noticed that the small group of thugs was following him, he figured his sixth sense was kicking in. Only after curb stomping them did he realize how unlikely that was. His attackers were, frankly complete jokes and beating on them hardly helped reduce his tension. He'd be a damned liar if he said ragging on them wasn't the slightest bit fun, though. Tatsuya reached into his pocket with a neutral expression on his face. The man closed his eyes tight in fear, shaking his head as though begging for mercy. To his surprise, all he felt was a small scrap of paper land on his forehead. Abruptly, the boy let go of his grip, leaving the man with another throbbing pain on the back of his head.

"Huh...?" The thug slowly unfolded the piece of paper. His heart nearly sank. For a second there, he swore the beating he had just received had messed with his brain. It was a 10,000 yen bill. He eyed Tatsuya with a mixture of pain and confusion, while he looked back at him with a small smile on his face.

"Well, being a human punching bag's kinda like a service you provided, right? Enjoy. You might wanna pick your fights wisely next time though, eh?" The man's eyes closed and he was knocked unconscious moments later. Tatsuya stretched his arms upwards, curving his body from left to right. He then centered himself and let out a giant yawn. These thugs were getting kinda underwhelming. Kinda like all of the things in this town. Back in his hay day, he would be fearing for his life when he got jumped. Even the brutes in the city were more boring than the ones back home. Or had he just gotten that much stronger?

He searched the now knocked out man's pocket and took a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. He put a cigarette in his mouth, lit it up, and put the box and lighter in his pockets before heading out to leave the alley way.

Today was nothing out of the ordinary, outside of the cloudy skies, he supposed. Just another day off that he'd be spending with Ayame and his fun sized senpai. He just wanted to get a few swings in at the batting cages before then. Thing was, though, that ever since he stepped out of it, he felt uncharacteristically nervous. Not even taking a puff out of his cigarette could do anything to calm him down——not that he would ever show his unease on his face, of course. As he walked down the street, he started thinking about what might have been wrong. Underwear on backwards? ...Nope, not since middle school. He knew he remembered to water Bonny the Bonsai tree back home, so what? At that moment, Tatsuya saw a veeeeery interesting sight.

It was Ayame from right across the street. Carrying quite the suspicious looking bag. She even looked back, like she was afraid someone was following her. He knew what was wrong. He hadn't met his "mess with Ayame" quota for the day. And so, he put his cigarette between his fingers and put a plan into action.

He quietly walked towards the other side of the street, not so much as shouting a greeting as he walked behind his friend. Instead, he put on a deep voice tempered from countless karaoke nights and shouted:

"Stop right there, thief!"
I think a Discord server could be fun. Would help with plotting stuff out faster and tossing out ideas since we're all supposed to chip in here.
@Renny
Same. The dub is too iconic for me to watch anything else.


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@Matador

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Anything in red are either clarifications that I need smoothen out or glaring issues. Check your quoted CS for the review.

My main advice would be to make everything mash together better.


Aye, aye captain.

Edit: Oh, and to clarify, I don't think sticking to yourself makes you weird. But that's just how people can perceive you if you're too quiet, at least when you're still stuck in school. I'd know from talking to quiet guys who get a bad rap for not saying much but turn out to be good people when you actually get to know them.

Re-Edit: Redid the history from the ground up and fixed some parts of the sheet.



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