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    1. Maxwell 11 yrs ago

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5 yrs ago
Current God, this place has been around for 13 years already. I feel old. So very old.
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8 yrs ago
That bearnaise must have been bad. Please kill me now.
8 yrs ago
Someone make me a retro Pokémon role play.

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Is this the same Ardania as in the Majesty games? Market-hating trolls, noble werewolves and casino elves?
That's the most beautiful thing I ever saw.
It's as if you didn't read the part about bashing skulls.
I want to know if/how these things are somehow randomly generated, or if someone just made a gazillion pictures of unicorns.

Other than that, I can't complain. Green is best.
HeySeuss said
So far, the conversations in the Guild chat have yielded a favorable tilt toward longbows for similar reasons -- muscle and so forth, but the arbalest thing is certainly true. One of the advantages the orcs have is that they're stronger and they might be able to take advantage of human designs in a way that humans could not imagine.

Ah-ha, but while a longbow might have range, it is helplessly inferior. I dare you to cave in a man's head with a flimsy longbow - now, a steel arbalest on the other hand... Plus, you know, pavises and kettle hats are badass.

K-97 said In this way those who subscribed to their system are unified and respected for their individual beliefs.

We are the orcish foreign legion.
I might apply. "Orc with arbalest" sounds like a good start - you know, the whole "a human would need a crank for this, but I pull the string back with my teeth" shtick.

What about religion, though? Do we cleave to the orcish ways, or have we gone native and started worshiping pasty human deities?
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