mbl

Evil Co.

_99bottles_ said
avatars are totally matching the intrigue right now. cool af

I think my unicorn fits best

The Nexerus said
As an Angel, I'm afraid I cannot be associated with anyone who self-identifies as evil, or practices infernal arts such as necromancy.Besides, most of you lot are filthy, land-bound peasants.

The angel thing is why I didn't even bother offering, The peasant thing is why we will consume your soul in the most painful way possible.

Evil Co.

Drakel said
Yes but your teeth should be sharp and pointed after Dental...

Ok, I might shell out for this

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Please be informative as to why your company is the best company, making a claim like that without reasons sets you up for all kinds of lawsuits.

It's a pun, friend

Evil Co.

Sherlock Holmes said
Do you have dental and a 401k matching program?

Fuck Dental, but we do have ancillary benefits, and plenty of vaca time.

It's Peril Time [GAME]

Thread for evil plotting

Evil Co.

Evil Company is the best company, and we've got great benefits.

Current Members:
mbl: Lich Lord
Drakel: Dracomancer
Rilla: Black Lightning
Tollmad: Resident Smashmaster
Silver: Resident Nuker
Knight: Resident Nerd

Mascots:
Discord the Pig: Which gender is it?

Cheerleaders:
_99Bottles
Kagamine
Esper: Executive of technical support

Outlaws:
Nex: Undead-Bigot Prick
Raxofallaptarious and Sherly: The Unfriendly Competition
Awson: Lololol Misshapen head

It's Peril Time [GAME]

Rilla said
Yes.Yes.

This is like the first time we've full on teamed up. We'll dominate the world, slut!

Tribes

Blitzkreig, which tree do you mean? Because Drakel is planning on chopping one of them down and you'll have to climb to collect from most of them.

It's Peril Time [GAME]

Shy, an Imp would make a good addition to Evil Co. You want in? And Drakel, you're always welcome to take a high ranking in my teams, though you totes have to be evil this time around.

It's Peril Time [GAME]

The Nexerus said
Right. Why would hungry wolves care about the corpse of a recently killed pig?

Because they've got their priorities straight?

It's Peril Time [GAME]

The Nexerus said
Are you planning to have the wolves kill the pig for you, then revive it?Go throw a pound of bacon at a pack of wolves and then try and retrieve the bacon. Not sure it'll work.

Discord is no mere bacon, were you around for the last game? Anyways, I figure they're attention won't be on the bacon for long, it's just a quick distraction to get what I want done done.