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@KoL I assume then that that means it is handled in a similar way to dust.

Sold in shops, mined somewhere, used as the basis for pretty much everything ever.


If it's a liquid instead, it might be pumped out of the ground like oil instead of mined, but that's me be pedantic and assuming :P
@McFazzer

I'm going to have I agree with KoL here. How dare you not finish that meme. For shame.

*TheWindel shakes head in disappointment*

Sorry @KoL, sorry Windel

*explodes from the shame*

Now that that's dealt with: Charlie is crazy, not stupid. What if the boss lady Reiko heard the "have at you", taken it as a threat and then Charlie got exploded with her super science!? Charlie has yet to create a cure death :3
Mad scientists need an Evil Laugh. So I had Charlie fill the trope completely :3
Charlie Strange




“What a Gothically styled campus. I suppose it gives the school an air of prestigiousness and history. Fitting for such a place. A far cry from the bleeding edge feel that YTC tends to give off. How... what’s the word... messy? Yes, messy... perfect~! If it’s a mess, who will notice a few bits and pieces vanishing?” grinning as he waited in the main hall he noticed a bunch of people going to annoy the hooded person in the back Well if you didn’t want to be annoyed, stop trying to hide yourself. Pointless

Looking up her saw the Senior Instructor, Reiko Asamiya introduce herself. What beautiful, cold, eyes, it’s like how I look at an experiment. I think I’ll like her fiddling with the sleeves of his lab coat Charlie tilted his head and began patting himself down before finding his ray gun, comfortably nestled against his heart. Looking up, he finally started paying attention again and noticed the Senior Instructor call herself the Scarlet Sage

Is she a sage in the sense of a wise man? Or is she one of the deluded magic types? shaking his head, Charlie realised it was of no consequence what she thought of herself, as long as her teachings can help him, she could call herself a deity for all he cared. Well they aren't mutually exclusive anyway, you can be a wise deluded soul. A right answer can come from an incorrect place after all However when Senior Instructor Reiko finally asked the first question Charlie couldn’t help but feel his laugh breaking out.

“Ha... HahahHAHA HAA!” holding his hair out of his eyes while clutching his stomach, Charlie doubled over trying to breathe “Wh-What is a Chaser? Is it a miserable little pile of secrets?” biting his lip, Charlie held back his laughter, an occasional giggle escaping, an odd side effect of his Manifestation.
Unrelenting Jukebox




Hearing a shout from below, Jukebox was extremely confused, thinking he should have finished off that outlaw. Peeking over the edge, Jukey spied with his little eye... Nies! Haha! They had basically just messaged each other and now she was here? Fate? Coincidence? Who cares?!.

"What are you doing down there Nies? It's dangerous when I'm above you! Fall damage is how I managed to even reach level 3! Exploitation of game mechanics~! You could have gotten hurt, I've gotten very good and dropping things! Stay there, I'll be down in a sec~" running back down the stairs, the ground floor was blocked off so throwing a chair at a window, Jukebox soon followed it out, hitting the ground and reducing the fall damage to almost nothing with a tumble roll. Brushing the dust off Jukebox looked around and grinned.

"It's good to see you again Nies~!" pulling the healer into a bear hug, Jukebox breaks away "So, would the fair maiden like to join me in dungeon diving? Or should we pick up a quest and nab some EXP that way?" grinning widely, Jukebox was rather ecstatic, not many people enjoyed grinding with him since they figured he was rather useless, but Jukey had long since come up with creative ways to level, such as falling rock and grenades. Plus he was a great driver~

"Would you like to go by car? Let's not go motorbike, our King has destroyed 100% of the motorbike's I have ever ridden. I think he doesn't like bikes, maybe he has a trauma against them... sure I don't expect to see him, but I don't want to tempt fate~"
I have no team preference :)

Edit #2:

IC is open guys. Have fun trying to not anger Reiko with your replies.


Charlie will refuse to acknowledge the existence of magic. It's all Sufficiently Advanced Technology.
Yay a character. Please let me know if my Mad Science is an issue :)

Carver Jazz


Carver was sucking on a lollipop as he arrived at the riverbank where these Kappa were supposed to be having some sort of rumble. “Hello? Kappa’s? Are you here...? Mustn't be late enough... I HAVE ALL NIGHT GUYS!” looking around he couldn’t immediately see anything, so sitting on a park bench, he rested the shotgun against it nearby and waited.

~2 Hours Later~


“God! This is utter ass! Fucking demon spawn! Why do you exist! You ugly cannibalistic shit! Why does anyone play this stupid game?!” face illuminated by his iPhone Carver shouted at it. “Dammit! Now I’m in a bad mood!” turning off his phone Carver grabbed his shotgun and kicked the park bench.

“GET OUT HERE YOU COWARDLY, RIVER DWELLING IDIOTS! TIME IS MONEY AND I DON’T WANT TO BE WASTING MINE WITH YOU!” silence answered Carver’s outburst, undeturred he walked to the rivers edge and took out his case of ice-cream sticks and dangles one over the water.

“I KNOW YOU’RE THERE WATCHING ME SO I’LL ONLY SAY THIS ONCE! IF I HAVE TO GET YOU OUT HERE, I WILL KICK YOUR ASSES SO HARD THAT YOU’LL BE TASTING LEATHER FOR A YEAR!” being polite Carver waited another minute before he dropped the stick and took a step back, covering his eyes with his arm as the entire lit up with blue lightning and two unholy screams tore along the riverbank.

As the light faded Carver uncovered his eyes and saw two scaly looking creatures with burns dragging themselves out of the water.
“Well look who decided to join me! The idiots who got electrocuted by being obstinate. From what I understand there is some kind of dumb-ass turf war between the two. Now I don’t know all of the politics, so I’m not just going to kill one of you so the other can be the alpha. Trust me, you don’t want to take that particular gamble, there’s a big chance I would get annoyed and kill you both for making me waste my night on this nonsense.” Taking out another lollipop Carver falls back into the park bench and reclines, staring at the Kappa’s.

“My name is Carver and I’ll tell you what’s going to happen. Once a week I’ll show up here, on a random day of the week, to make sure nothing bad is happening. Think of it like me being your parole officer. If there is so much as a whisper of a fight between Kappa’s here... I will shoot you dead. You saw what I can do with sticks, don’t tempt me to shoot you with actual bullets. It would be very expensive for you.” getting off the bench Carver stood up and pulled out two orange glow sticks out of his bag and tossed them over “Break em and pour the glowy stuff on the burns. It will help them heal. You can pay me back in installments. I have a variety of plans, however the interest rate does vary greatly between them. You can use this account number for the deposits” handing over a laminated card to each Kappa, Carver walked off, taking out his phone and dialing a few numbers while looking around


"Hey, Tony! It's Carver, I'll remove the interest on the remainder of your payments if you go to an apartment for a couple of weeks and let me know a few things about the neighborhood. Don't worry, it's not that bad, I just need to know if the place is quiet enough to set up shop. You do this and I'll even pay you, deal?... Thanks, Tony. Just text me each morning and we're golden! Alright, I'll swing by your place to drop off the keys, see ya~!"
Walking along, Carver texted Ellie "Kappa's calmed down for now. Have a friend on surveillance for the time being. On my way back. I wanna pre-buy a muffin"
@TheWindel Also woot for being so not caught up with things that I have no idea what your talking about so hiders make no difference :3
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